SIAO LIAO!!!
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SIAO LIAO
i used to play football at ang mo kio block 500+ there then everytime after footbal go the kopitiam to eat and drink.
Then got to know the kopi kia there then like quite gam with us.
SUDDENLY TODAY he sms me!!!!!!! heres the content
KopiKia: I'm a guy, can i know u?
Me: sure.
Kopikia: Wah.. V open minded, can tell me more about u?
Me: Who do u even care?
Kopikia: care who? what u meant?
Me: Nothing, you?
Kopikia: u 4get who i am already huh, i used to be your lover. you think it over?
Me: tell me about it
kopikia: i am medium built, tanned dyed hair and admire u. u?
Me: i green hair, look like the hulk.
kopiki: dun lie i know how u look like
Me: what the fuck u gay?
kopikia: i am sad u mind being friend with a gay?
me: sure i dont
kopikia: u meant what u say, but dont u deny u feel for a guy?
me: wtf u really gay?
kopi kia: can i call u lover?
me: sure anything u like
kopikia: u haven ans me u got gf?
Me: why u care
kopikia: i know u hate me
Me:lol
kopikia: let me tell u i kopiboy at block 5** you heartless
me:CHEY i thought who joked me
kopikia: hope u dun take it to heart
me: sure
kopikia: you really dont mind friend with a gay?
Me: i sure dont mind
kopikia: good, i like u hope u keep it a secret. actually i am a bi guy
me: dont joke (scared liao)
kopikia: forget it la
me: haha
Kopikia: funny.. later i rape u
i nvr reply and he called me ask me what i doing bla bla i quickly say i doing things and hung up. WTF WTF WTF WT FTW FTG WRTFGH WTFHWFTWGFTWVFGHVWGGEGHFDGHFWTWTF WTF WTF TW FTW FTWFTW FTW FTF WT FWTF WTF WTFWT
I DUN DARE GO THAT KOPITIAM LIAO CHEE BYE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK -
Serve you right for dressing like a metrosexual... -
call police. tell them a.s.a.p. case. (An aSs And Penis case)
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lol........ same as mi last time... got 1 time i was betting with a friend on football.. then he say lose liao ask mi let him masturbate mi... then i tot he joking.. then i say dun1 la... then he say money plus masturbate.. then i scared liao.. nv reply liao... walao.. damn er xin....
lol btw how old r u? -
LOL
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Omg...I cant stop laughing....
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i 18 if i not wrong that guy 28 i duno he joking anot but i got A FEELING THAT ITS FOR REAL i scared liao how how how how?????? now he still smsing me i dun wan reply lei¬
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dont laugh leh tell me how?? how???
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then hack care la... lolol........
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Originally posted by ChingAlvin:i 18 if i not wrong that guy 28 i duno he joking anot but i got A FEELING THAT ITS FOR REAL i scared liao how how how how?????? now he still smsing me i dun wan reply lei¬
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rape him before he rape you. an ass for an ass.
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he just sent me, what i said is true hope wont affect our friend ship..
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i should haven known when he used to keep calling me liang zai liang zai FUCK
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don't go to that kopitiam lor...
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How come guys around this age always become victims?Originally posted by ChingAlvin:i 18 if i not wrong that guy 28 i duno he joking anot but i got A FEELING THAT ITS FOR REAL i scared liao how how how how?????? now he still smsing me i dun wan reply lei¬ -
consider yourself lucky
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what is liang zai? Your chinese name?Originally posted by ChingAlvin:i should haven known when he used to keep calling me liang zai liang zai FUCK -
you can not stop him? then you better find a good looking gay and give ass to him. better then giving to kopi boy.
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dun hiew him can liao lor.
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handsome?Originally posted by shade343:what is liang zai? Your chinese name? -
im willingly to act as ur gayfriend to giek him!
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Be firm tel tell him No! No!Originally posted by ChingAlvin:dont laugh leh tell me how?? how???
Me straight. No gay.
Thank u & please don't call back -
In hokkien or what???Originally posted by Dead_Man_Inc:handsome? -
not sure.....Originally posted by shade343:In hokkien or what???
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In cantonese.