(Reverant)
1) you can't be yourself and be notice
why try so hard? just be yourself lah! fools who're trying too hard, like SMAP and Fugue, only end up as complete crappers who doesn't even know what the Eye of London is or where Monaco is.
2) you can't use vulgarities without being closed n banned
KNN, don't be a wimp! i say KNN whenever i get angry, no one ban me also!
unless u keep sexully harrasing FireIce with your perverted nude pics or keep posting anti-LeeKuanYew threads here with vulgarities targeted at him, you won't get banned. i give you my word.
3) you can't try to PM them or then will think you are pervert
what's wrong? this is 2005 already leh, son! u think we're in ancient china meh, whereby if you accidentally touch a girl's finger, you must marry her? of course not lah!
Fugue PM FireIce and vice versa dunno how many sicko times a day; certain girls PM me dunno how many times a day, you get the idea lah.
what's the PM function for, then? for guys to PM guys? that one is gay loh!
or girls to PM girls? that one is lesbian loh!
4) you can't confess in the forum to everyone or you risk losing the forest
don't even think lah.........trying to get a girl here is useless. do u know their real attitude and character? looks aside, your personalities may not even be 1% similar, and in real life, where many factors and actual interaction are involved(eating, talking etc.), things will get even more messed up.
on the web they may seem "pretty" and cool, but..........offline?
(MistyBlue to Reverant)
too general... tell us who you want too impress
ya loh, Reverant........who u want to impress? tell me and maybe i can do the PM for you lah?
1) FireIce is it? if that's the case, i can help u craft a sweet little hello note to her to melt her cold heart. BUT.........are you sure you really want to have an affair with a 36-year old office clerk?
2) MistyBlue is it? this girl quite easy to talk to one. PM me and i'll show you the ropes and the tricks of the trade.
3) AppleSweetGirl is it? very gentle ID right? i dunno her much lah, but she's quite demure sounding. maybe you want her?
4) the last one and the most KNN of the lot is Brownie BaoBao lah. KNN.....this girl got a lot of character one. u want her is it? quite impossible lah, even with my help. but two brains are better than one and we can work out something for you. when there's a will, there's a way.
see you,
nikar.
