How can I make my buttocks appear larger?

• shade343

  2 Oct 05, 13:17

  I thought of an idea.
  
  Perhaps you could take an anvil and place it on your buttock while lying down. Get somebody to pound the anvil with a hammer.
• huiz

  2 Oct 05, 13:22

  this thread reminds me of baozhu in tong xin yuan tat time
• UOS

  2 Oct 05, 14:00

  Originally posted by bout au revior:

  i am only 17. do nt wish to get preg so early.

  Doesnt want to get pregnant but things like accidents do happen...mayb u might get pregnant with a white ang mo child...with the ways u are handling things....possibility of u getting pregnant with an ang mo kid is not small at all....mayb u dun even know who father it....
• boy in blues

  2 Oct 05, 14:12

  Originally posted by bout au revior:

  i am only 17. do nt wish to get preg so early.

  you don't stop hanging out with AngMors, you'll be pregnant before turning 18. they're all horny bastards and pub addicts. don't say i racist. but some cultures ae more tolerant towards certain vices
• coffeeortea

  2 Oct 05, 14:29

  ask your father to bang you, Fucking whore
• shade343

  2 Oct 05, 14:33

  Originally posted by bout au revior:

  i am only 17. do nt wish to get preg so early.

  But you are secretly thrilled by that idea right?
• JennTS

  2 Oct 05, 15:04

  Originally posted by bout au revior:

  i am only 17. do nt wish to get preg so early.

  i couldnt get pregnant no matter how hard i try.
• JennTS

  2 Oct 05, 15:08

  Originally posted by bout au revior:

  Please this is a suggestion board, if ya goin ta give crappy replies, don post. Dont tell me surgery cuz i aint goin ta do it.. any other quality suggestions will be very much appreciated. tks!!
  
  bianca :]

  since you won't go for ass augmentation just get some tissue paper and stuff it in your underwear.
• larrenV2.003

  3 Oct 05, 11:41

  do some hips thighs stretches...oh by the way u may wear high heels that have your calf muscles arch & pressed to your buttock which can make it enlarged..
• 105090

  3 Oct 05, 11:42

  just inject silicon into ur butt.. ask Dr Woffles Wu.
• meltz

  3 Oct 05, 11:43

  so easy .. give me a cane or a bamboo stick .. i wack till yr butt swollen ...
  
  it will be big and pink .......
• Ogbunwezeh

  3 Oct 05, 12:13

  Wear this
  
  
  
  
• boy in blues

  3 Oct 05, 12:45

  Originally posted by bout au revior:

  Please this is a suggestion board, if ya goin ta give crappy replies, don post. Dont tell me surgery cuz i aint goin ta do it.. any other quality suggestions will be very much appreciated. tks!!
  
  bianca :]

  i'll be infinitely patient with you simply because you used to wear blue uniform.
  if you want to make your butt appear larger, keep hanging out with AngMors.
  the catch is, your belly will also appear larger for 9 months (actually less but you get it)
• Simple_Bear

  3 Oct 05, 12:47

  Gtin ready for 'back door' treatment izzit?...