how to make lan jiao bigger?

• curious boy

  6 Oct 05, 14:59

  i measure my oni 9cm. not lying! how to make it big? i dont want small lan jiao!
• sgFish

  6 Oct 05, 15:06

  attach your thingy to a car, you grab a pole, and get the car to drive. if drive slow enough, your thing will get bigger
• StarPuppy

  6 Oct 05, 15:07

  Originally posted by sgFish:

  attach your thingy to a car, you grab a pole, and get the car to drive. if drive slow enough, your thing will get bigger

  no no.....drive a van and den get accident and make sure ur thingy kana hit badly...surely become big de
• sinnersotong

  6 Oct 05, 15:09

  
  jolly good!
  
• Dead_Man_Inc

  6 Oct 05, 15:10

  do we look like doctors?
• StarPuppy

  6 Oct 05, 15:11

  Originally posted by Dead_Man_Inc:

  do we look like doctors?

  of course...
  
  NOT!!!!
• seow

  6 Oct 05, 15:12

  vacuum cleaner, turn it on.Pull until it comes out.
  Or put gold rings, thai girls from those villages do it to make their necks longer, maybe you can use it to make it longer.
• Troy437

  6 Oct 05, 15:13

  Originally posted by curious boy:

  i measure my oni 9cm. not lying! how to make it big? i dont want small lan jiao!

  wat you want a big lan jiao for? Impress who? Gays?
• BaBy_JaP_WaWa

  6 Oct 05, 15:13

  get bj from ah guas.. sure will extend hahav
• Honeybunz

  6 Oct 05, 15:14

  When an object is heated, it expands. We studied that in Primary School Science lessons.
  
  So, dip it in boiling hot water.
• sgboy2004

  6 Oct 05, 15:15

  Originally posted by Honeybunz:

  When an object is heated, it expands. We studied that in Primary School Science lessons.
  
  So, dip it in boiling hot water.

  honeybunz darling so evil
• Honeybunz

  6 Oct 05, 15:16

  Originally posted by seow:

  vacuum cleaner, turn it on.Pull until it comes out.
  Or put gold rings, thai girls from those villages do it to make their necks longer, maybe you can use it to make it longer.

  
• fai

  6 Oct 05, 15:17

  take a string.. tie it to your lan jiao head (mushroom) ... then tie the other end to the door knob... then slam the door
• Ray2

  6 Oct 05, 15:17

  FireIce and her curry haven't come in?
• heavenscloud

  6 Oct 05, 15:17

  soak in curry for 49 days?
• sgboy2004

  6 Oct 05, 15:20

  Originally posted by Ray2:

  FireIce and her curry haven't come in?

  shouldn't it be ah ma's phrase?
• Ray2

  6 Oct 05, 15:22

  Originally posted by sgboy2004:

  shouldn't it be ah ma's phrase?

  ah ma will use chopper chop liao.
• freedom4ever

  6 Oct 05, 15:29

  Originally posted by Ray2:

  ah ma will use chopper chop liao.

  ya. should chop it off, then BBQ it then sew it back.
• fai

  6 Oct 05, 15:32

  how is 9 cm small??
  
  
• sgFish

  6 Oct 05, 15:36

  Originally posted by fai:

  how is 9 cm small??
  
  

  like that very big meh
• Fionia's tampon string

  6 Oct 05, 15:37

  Originally posted by fai:

  how is 9 cm small??
  
  

  time to change?
• borgkilla

  6 Oct 05, 15:40

  go get implants
  only way
• mistyblue

  6 Oct 05, 15:42

  just tell the guys you're a horny girl.
• BlUe G@rF|eLd

  6 Oct 05, 16:00

  Simple. Stick it in a pot of soil... add fertilisers, leave it in the sunlight! Water it regularly. And nt forget to spray some insecticide, if nt ltr caterpillar cum eat it up. If nting goes wrong... Ummm... 1-2 wks, it will grow!
• renorenal

  6 Oct 05, 16:01

  Go buy a penis enlarger pump...