how to make lan jiao bigger?
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Go buy a penis enlarger pump...
from orchard condom shop.. haha then later the sales ppl inside ask u wat u wan.. then u say.. "erm.. u noe those.. pump which can make my lj bigger n longer.." then the sales person replied (loudly).. "orh u mean the penis enlarger pump ar!"
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If you want my honest opinion, I would help you. Long ago, I felt so small knowing my dick was small in the white people country. I wonder how to live in that country as I could lose out in bed.
voila, my problem sloved. Find a big size white female!!! When you think small, psychologically you will think small. If you really can make her statisfied, you have to think BIG... keep saying BIG, BIG, BIG thru Darwin's theory your DICK will evolve.......become big and longer!!! more powerful... -
Jz reply back loudly lor... Yah ... you got ar? I want to buy for my friend for his birthdayOriginally posted by BaBy_JaP_WaWa:from orchard condom shop.. haha then later the sales ppl inside ask u wat u wan.. then u say.. "erm.. u noe those.. pump which can make my lj bigger n longer.." then the sales person replied (loudly).. "orh u mean the penis enlarger pump ar!" 
his name is xiao ren niau =P -
Use hammer to hit your lj. Once it becomes swollen, it'll look bigger.
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2 easy steps
1) Go bottomless and proceed to the streets of orchard, chinatown, shenton way, raffles place, city hall and then to all the cental areas in mrt map order.
2) Shout: " i want a big big lan jiao in the streets of those places."
After you have done so,you will have a big ku ku. -
mine's like that
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mine's like thatOriginally posted by fai:mine's like that
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this thread is hilarious
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insert bimetallic strip n heat it up.
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-pengz-Originally posted by sgFish:mine's like that
hahaha.. like that the gal dun feel high.. the gal will feel damn pain.. n ur tearing her up.. haha