what will happen if you eat too much toothpaste?

• Evanglion

  2 Nov 05, 03:52

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  i'm a master kenger..

  
• Evanglion

  2 Nov 05, 03:53

  Originally posted by bo liao:

  u go registry the clinic..
  
  then glup down coke/sarsi/rotbear.. the more gas the better..
  
  when turn to see doc...u say stomache...he will take the stellascope to put ur stomach..
  
  the carbon dia-o-side from the coke will creat rumbling sound> same lik when u hv genenuine stomache...
  
  then can get mc liao.. tis i learn when i was in army..it worked...no have 20 times also hv 15 times.

  mmm.. tml i go try.. i need to go company clinic at jurong point "medical group"
• Evanglion

  2 Nov 05, 04:10

  when keng, what face reaction must i do? or just be normal?
• bo liao

  2 Nov 05, 04:14

  Originally posted by Evanglion:

  when keng, what face reaction must i do? or just be normal?

  go JP ah... hmm... u also in west side?
  
  keng hv to make sick face lor..those lik half dead> wu jing da chai face
  
  if go ur company place, the coke way should work..
  
  
• Evanglion

  2 Nov 05, 04:36

  Originally posted by bo liao:

  go JP ah... hmm... u also in west side?
  
  keng hv to make sick face lor..those lik half dead> wu jing da chai face
  
  if go ur company place, the coke way should work..
  
  

  so i need not eat toothpaste already right? confirm 2 days m.c mah? lol
• bo liao

  2 Nov 05, 05:03

  Originally posted by Evanglion:

  so i need not eat toothpaste already right? confirm 2 days m.c mah? lol

  ur qus also powerful hor.. i not doc...i can be sure u can get mc...
  
  if u want more is make sore eyes liao..
• Ray2

  2 Nov 05, 09:42

  Originally posted by bo liao:

  in army last time i tried, eat ¼ tube of paste..
  
  is really get fever...can get mc
  
  BUT
  
  down side is the aftermath of mc
  
  watever u eat is taste of toothpaste..drink water also toothpaste. smoke also toothpaste smell..
  
  not joking, i at army time tried manu rubbish way to get mc..

  eat toothpaste won't die meh?
• WiNtEr'SkiLL

  2 Nov 05, 09:44

  HAHa... true ... toothpaste cannot be eaten
  it will damage your organs
• dragg

  2 Nov 05, 09:44

  why eat it in the first place?
  
• borntolive

  2 Nov 05, 10:31

  Originally posted by Ray2:

  eat toothpaste won't die meh?

  if consuming will get into trouble..they cant sell
• Ray2

  2 Nov 05, 10:33

  Originally posted by borntolive:

  if consuming will get into trouble..they cant sell

  wah lau eh, eat 1/4 tube leh, not accidentally swallow.
• Evanglion

  2 Nov 05, 11:24

  Originally posted by Ray2:

  wah lau eh, eat 1/4 tube leh, not accidentally swallow.

  he power mah for me i eat 30% i scared to eat some more
• Evanglion

  2 Nov 05, 11:25

  I got my m.c after drinking coke.. Really works.
  
  the toothpaste i ate no fever leh
• Ayukat

  2 Nov 05, 11:27

  Eat liao, become Evangelion, den can go fight with angels.
• bo liao

  2 Nov 05, 17:29

  Originally posted by Ray2:

  eat toothpaste won't die meh?

  no, if die , i wun be here typing liao..
• bo liao

  2 Nov 05, 17:30

  Originally posted by dragg:

  why eat it in the first place?
  

  last time i heard ppl say take colgate will make body temp go up, i boring in camp so keng mc lor..
• bo liao

  2 Nov 05, 17:31

  Originally posted by Ray2:

  wah lau eh, eat 1/4 tube leh, not accidentally swallow.

  ¼ is not those biggest tube, is the midum size...3.20 tat one..when one at dispair, will do anything..
• bo liao

  2 Nov 05, 17:33

  Originally posted by Evanglion:

  I got my m.c after drinking coke.. Really works.
  
  the toothpaste i ate no fever leh

  cos the co2 in stomach acting up...but if u burb then gone case...haha..
  
  tooth paste is by swollow down by table spoon...bout ¼ tube u someday try ...
  
  if ask me do again, i will never do it.. the taste is everything toospaste smell for 1 day plus...
• ShutterBug

  2 Nov 05, 17:40

  Just find out what toothpaste are generally made of from the internet, and you go figure out if it is edible or not.
  
  In my opinion, it shouldn't be poisionous, but it wouldn't be tasty either.
  
  Apart from giving you that Cool-Tingling-Sensation in your mouth, it will do the same to your gullet as well!
  
  And I think if you ingest a whole tube of it, regardless of brand, I'd say you'd likely have a stomach ache in about 6 hours time - Diarrhea.
  
  
• renorenal

  2 Nov 05, 18:56

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  i'm a master kenger..

  Stell, don't use it too many times, if not the doctor will really stick his finger up your A hole to check for bloody stools...
  
  Upper gastrointestinal hemorrhage from gastritis can lead to formation of dark tarry stools...
  
• kaobeikaobu

  2 Nov 05, 19:02

  must do all these to get mc? i thot just pretend pretend abit...
• NT2

  2 Nov 05, 19:04

  wonder if Dettol company will produce toothpaste
• applesweetgirl

  2 Nov 05, 19:06

  when i was in kindergarden, i showed my friend i ate toothpaste.
  before i performed, i asked her to promise don't tell teacher. she nodded, a bit dun believe i will eat it like htat.
  so i really ate it. it was kodomo strawberry flavour. super delicious.
  she cried and went to tell the teacher.
  knn!!! then my teacher told my mother. and both of the teacher and my mother reprimanded me. haiz.
• NT2

  2 Nov 05, 19:08

  Originally posted by applesweetgirl:

  when i was in kindergarden, i showed my friend i ate toothpaste.
  before i performed, i asked her to promise don't tell teacher. she nodded, a bit dun believe i will eat it like htat.
  so i really ate it. it was kodomo strawberry flavour. super delicious.
  she cried and went to tell the teacher.
  knn!!! then my teacher told my mother. and both of the teacher and my mother reprimanded me. haiz.

  you eat why she cry?
• mystiv

  2 Nov 05, 19:16

  Arcording to a research done by a university in the UK, eating too much toothpaste will cause a reaction in the stomach which thins the walls of the stomach