I AM THE UNRIVALLED COCKROACH CAPTOR EVER!
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I was minding my own business, then came this crazy, suicidal roach of a bug into my room. I observed it for several seconds, before it started to take off and hover above me in a random, haphazard motion (like gas particles), annoying me to no end till I finally could not take it anymore.
I picked up my ass-kicking gear, played the Numa Numa song by Jocie Guo Mei Mei to psyche myself up, then proceeded to kick ass.
The result? Stupid bug dying of asphyxiation all thanks to yours truly.
Dumb ass
What should I do with him now?
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EAT IT~!!Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:What should I do with him now? 
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More than 10 hours elapsed and IT IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING.
WTF? -
keep as pet
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More than 10 hours elapsed and IT IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING.
If I'm not wrong, cockroach is the dinosaur era passed down surviving descendents so go figure their survival instinct and endurability -
Time for Baygon.
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YOur house the parquet floor is in a real bad shape....
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Cockroaches have been around way before the dinosaurs have. If dinosaurs died and they didn't, it must be something right?Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:More than 10 hours elapsed and IT IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING.
WTF? They can live for 9 days without their heads. So what makes you think you can suffocate it? You think it has lungs the size of ours? I think it'll die from laughing at you thinking it'll die from loss of breath first. -
YOur house the parquet floor is in a real bad shape....
Which is why when I renovate my house I opt for homogeneous tiles instead. Marble would be better but very expensive and ceramic tiles look not so high class so relegate it to be the flooring for kitchen and yard -
Must be all the kung fu stunts he's been trying on helpless cockroaches.Originally posted by shade343:YOur house the parquet floor is in a real bad shape.... -
I will make sure I have the last laugh.Originally posted by ditzy:Cockroaches have been around way before the dinosaurs have. If dinosaurs died and they didn't, it must be something right? They can live for 9 days without their heads. So what makes you think you can suffocate it? You think it has lungs the size of ours? I think it'll die from laughing at you thinking it'll die from loss of breath first.
These roaches think they can fool with me, trying to be funny all the time.
Anyway, 11 hours elapsed... and its antannae are still moving! -
Yeah, it endured about eleven years of me jumping around on it.Originally posted by shade343:YOur house the parquet floor is in a real bad shape.... -
You put bottle over the roach doesn't mean it will be asphyxiated.
Do the right thing la
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Keep it as pet. Feed it with bread crumbs. Name it Xiao Qiang the Retard_Moron Jr.
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Put in bottle.
Put on cap, open a hole in the cap and stick the opening to nozzle of baygon, spray.
Presto, your own gas chamber. -
slide a piece of paper underneath the inverted bottle, turn bottle upright, cap the bottle. Put bottle on your shelf. Wait for xiao qiang to die. Report back here when xiao qiang finally dies.
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dun be a sadist and just release the poor guy outside your home where it cant get back
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no need~!Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:Time for Baygon.
just use your head and smash it~!! -
Why don't you do dissection on the roach and name all the major organs... just like science class.
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jeez u are worse than himOriginally posted by Croaking_Toad:Why don't you do dissection on the roach and name all the major organs... just like science class. -
no no, is one month, nt 9 hrs.Originally posted by ditzy:Cockroaches have been around way before the dinosaurs have. If dinosaurs died and they didn't, it must be something right? They can live for 9 days without their heads. So what makes you think you can suffocate it? You think it has lungs the size of ours? I think it'll die from laughing at you thinking it'll die from loss of breath first. -
Aiyah, since moron doesn't know what to do with a captured roach, why don't he advance his biological knowledge, rite?????Originally posted by XsIcSiCsIcX:jeez u are worse than him
So, moron, you up to the challenge? Dissect and carefully separate out all organs and take a pic to post here???
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release it la at least outside....if not later kana reincarnated as a cockroach... -
I AM THE UNRIVALLED %*$%ROACH CAPTOR EVER!
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Originally posted by borntolive: release it la at least outside....if not later kana reincarnated as a cockroach...