I AM THE UNRIVALLED COCKROACH CAPTOR EVER!
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Cockroaches are said to be able to live on even after a nuclear war.
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but they cant survive a piak with a slipper?Originally posted by LazerLordz:Cockroaches are said to be able to live on even after a nuclear war.
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But we can't even survive nuclear radiation?Originally posted by XsIcSiCsIcX:but they cant survive a piak with a slipper? -
it would be fun to see a cockroach which can do fake kung fu movesOriginally posted by borntolive:
release it la at least outside....if not later kana reincarnated as a cockroach... -
this is the state of retarded_moron house.
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Cockroach Analogy
Prostate cancer is similar to finding a cockroach in the middle of your kitchen table. You panic, knowing that where there is one there are probably more and they do multiply. You call several exterminators.
The surgeon recommends removal. He'll use a chain saw and remove the kitchen from the rest of the house and repair the plumbing as best he can with what remains.
The external beam radiation exterminator wants to stand out side the kitchen and blast away with a twelve gauge shot gun hoping he will miss the plumbing.
The seed implant exterminator is really slick. He just wants to drill holes in the wall and toss in grenades.
The cryosurgery exterminator wants to drill holes in the walls and pump in liquid nitrogen, hoping he doesn't freeze the plumbing.
The hormone guys.. well they just want to pump in sleeping gas. Knowing all too well that in a couple of years the cockroaches will wake up pissed off and hungry.
Chemotherapy boys will offer to poison everything in the kitchen and will promise you that if you eat the poison they will give you an antidote which may or may not work.
The alternative medicine people will give you a bit of eye of newt and toe of frog plus a couple of other exotic ingredients and hope to hell that chases the cockroaches away. And then there are the watchful waiting folks, some of whom are not real sure that there was a cockroach and some of whom think it may have been just an old bachelor 'roach with no kids that they saw.
Now if there is only the one cockroach the odds are good - you can get rid of the infestation. However if the little bugger laid eggs elsewhere or more of his buddies are lurking about in other places... well you get the picture. In any case, life in the kitchen will never be the same. One of these days an exterminator will come along who just swats the cockroach and puts out poison bait for the others!! You'll never know he was there. Until then good luck on your choice of exterminators, and low or non-existent PSA's to you all.
And remember - Don't take life too seriously. You won't get out of it alive anyway! -
It... is... still... alive..!
hold on, i will get a video of what i do to him...
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I used to have a severe infestation -- eggs lying about, mini nymphs craling about, till suddenly a Master came and used CHI blast.
You see the floor littered with brown bodies, all dead from the Baygon Atomic Bomb Blast. -
I took your advice:Originally posted by ppinkpponk:slide a piece of paper underneath the inverted bottle, turn bottle upright, cap the bottle. Put bottle on your shelf. Wait for xiao qiang to die. Report back here when xiao qiang finally dies. 
Awaiting his sentence...
More input needed; or he will die of suffocation! NO!!! -
Stuff the this barrel of this:
into the cockroach, and pull the trigger. -
Thread.Starter.certainly.lives.up.to.his.name................
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WTF ROFLOL!!!Originally posted by RETARDED_MORON:I was minding my own business, then came this crazy, suicidal roach of a bug into my room. I observed it for several seconds, before it started to take off and hover above me in a random, haphazard motion (like gas particles), annoying me to no end till I finally could not take it anymore.
I picked up my ass-kicking gear, played the Numa Numa song by Jocie Guo Mei Mei to psyche myself up, then proceeded to kick ass.
The result? Stupid bug dying of asphyxiation all thanks to yours truly.
Dumb ass
What should I do with him now?
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u wana kill it not?if u wan cannot heck off its head...it can still breathe from its sides...
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Or not.Originally posted by Zephris™:Thread.Starter.certainly.lives.up.to.his.name................ -
By the time, you finish documenting, your pathectic attempts in killing this one bug, theres probably gona be another 20 cockroaches crawling in your house.
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oh...so xin min sec comes up with such childish students...
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Long live the roach!! just don't bring it near me
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They come up with independent learners.Originally posted by R3SsH|n:oh...so xin min sec comes up with such childish students... -
Give it up, this guy enjoys how you get unpatient when waiting till he dies. He won't do this pleasure to you.
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wah...this 1 featured topic on sgforums homepage now somemore...
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Is it still alive ? or u ate it...
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ok. cook it and eat it as ur lunch
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This is funny..Originally posted by Master -_-: -
It finally died.
R.I.P