Common questions during CNY house visit

• irage

  30 Jan 06, 23:46

  Want to share what is your common asked questions and how you reply them?
  
  1 of my friends complain about relative asking when is he going to get married.
  My immediate advice is to get him declare himself as a gay, all questions will drop.
• 105090

  30 Jan 06, 23:55

  aiya.. better to let them ask then u keep quiet and anti-socialise..
  
  keep the questions coming.. i say.
• leddy

  30 Jan 06, 23:59

  ppl want to make conversations mah, so of coz ask these kind of qns
• chanff8

  31 Jan 06, 00:43

  The question they always ask me is "This year sec what ar?"
  
  And it'll be closely followed by "WAH! So old already ar? Grow very fast hor?"
• irage

  31 Jan 06, 00:54

  Originally posted by leddy:

  ppl want to make conversations mah, so of coz ask these kind of qns

  I would think it will be better to ask some intelligent questions like What do you think of the economic for 2006 or how will the avian flu be managed? hahahaha it will start a debate with such topics.
• gorby107

  31 Jan 06, 00:57

  Which party will you vote for during the next GE
• ^tamago^

  31 Jan 06, 08:49

  Originally posted by irage:

  Want to share what is your common asked questions and how you reply them?
  
  1 of my friends complain about relative asking when is he going to get married.
  My immediate advice is to get him declare himself as a gay, all questions will drop.

  cannot... more questions will come....
  
  "why you turn gay?"
  "why you turn gay?"
  "why you turn gay?"
  
  die.
• laurence82

  31 Jan 06, 08:54

  When young
  
  You study what year liao?
  
  Got good grades the last year?
  
  Going to JC or poly?
  
  What you are going to study in uni?
  
  Ending off with 'must study hard hard get good grades'
  
  When older...
  
  Wah so tall and handsome liao
  
  Got gf?
  
  What you working as?
  
  How much is the salary?
  
  When planning to get married?
  
  How much of your salary you going to give to your parents?
• coffeeortea

  31 Jan 06, 10:22

  number one question
  
  how are you
• bladez87

  31 Jan 06, 10:38

  number 0 question
  who are you?
• dumbdumb!

  31 Jan 06, 10:57

  I'm serving NS now right?
  
  Got girlfriend already or not?
• ditzy

  31 Jan 06, 11:06

  There was this ang mor couple who brought their children to a friend's home thinking ang pows will be given to their children. What they didn't realise was they had to give out ang pows to the children who were present there and not their own
• irage

  31 Jan 06, 11:16

  Originally posted by ditzy:

  There was this ang mor couple who brought their children to a friend's home thinking ang pows will be given to their children. What they didn't realise was they had to give out ang pows to the children who were present there and not their own

  I guess that is a "culture shock" to them?
• ditzy

  31 Jan 06, 11:17

  Originally posted by irage:

  I guess that is a "culture shock" to them?

  After they came in the front door, they dashed upstairs to hide.
• Edgar_Davids

  31 Jan 06, 11:29

  they ask me "who will win world cup this year"
• seow

  31 Jan 06, 11:30

  Originally posted by chanff8:

  The question they always ask me is "This year sec what ar?"
  
  And it'll be closely followed by "WAH! So old already ar? Grow very fast hor?"

  Another version.
  
  This year sec what?
  
  What school?
  
  My son/daughter is in RI(exclaims loudly)(or any "elite" school) you know?!
  
  Continued with a "in the special stream triple sciences bla bla"
  
  
• monkeybusiness

  31 Jan 06, 11:39

  wah..so tall liao
  
  so tis yr u in poly or jc?
  
  wat course u studying?
  
  ns nxt after graduation?
  
  after ns wat ur plans? work or study?
  
  
• xiaodingdung

  31 Jan 06, 11:49

  "y u didnt bring bf...let us see lah"
  _ _"
  
  
• ^tamago^

  31 Jan 06, 12:15

  "i thought u said last yr u going to bring FireIce to visit us during CNY???"
• chanff8

  31 Jan 06, 13:33

  Originally posted by ^tamago^:

  "i thought u said last yr u going to bring FireIce to visit us during CNY???"

  
• digicharat

  31 Jan 06, 13:57

  they leave me alone because i always act dao infront of them.
• Linkage

  31 Jan 06, 15:03

  Originally posted by seow:
  Another version.
  
  This year sec what?
  
  What school?
  
  My son/daughter is in [b]RI(exclaims loudly)(or any "elite" school) you know?!
  
  Continued with a "in the special stream triple sciences bla bla"
  
  [/b]

  dont work with me cos they prefer not to talk about this.. if not lose to me. haha
• tt3

  31 Jan 06, 22:31

  Originally posted by irage:
  Want to share what is your common asked questions and how you reply them?
  
  1 of my friends complain about relative asking when is he going to get married.
  My immediate advice is to get him declare himself as a gay, all questions will drop.

  
  
  den next yr no need 2 go pai nian liao...
• chanff8

  31 Jan 06, 22:41

  Originally posted by laurence82:

  Got gf?

  I kena that just now... wth...
• wuming78

  31 Jan 06, 22:44

  well. i guess one of the best strategies to avoid questions, is to ask questions yourself! so before anyone can ask you anything, you start pouring questions at your relatives! i guess that is precisely the strategy they are adopting on you to avoid questions on themselves.