Funniest & Silliest things people said to you!?!?

• NeverSayGoodBye

  31 Jan 06, 14:48

  ..... "Sorry, we run out of beer".... told by a pub manager, and it was only 11pm?!!. He just want us to order the more expensive one that came in a bottle. 1 mug $6, one bottle $8
  
  ..... "You need to replace the whole computer, it's beyond repaired".... A pc repair man told me after he could not solved the problem. Later i brought it to another repairman, he rectified it within 30 minutes. My pc is only 2years old .
  
  ..... "Flowers not opened today!!" ..... I called to enquire about ordering some flowers. If the shop is not open, why got people anwsered the phone leh?
  
  
• sinicker

  31 Jan 06, 15:05

  the new Toyota Vios got a lot of GA-GEK - my instructor at cdc said that. he meant gadgets. we were talking abt what cars are affordable yet complete.
• Darkness_hacker99

  31 Jan 06, 15:15

  Don't Worry, There's no sugar.
• laurence82

  31 Jan 06, 15:18

  We dont blow people up - when pointed out that he or she is an extremist. Since when extremism just mean terrorism only?
• darknessfall

  31 Jan 06, 15:38

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:
  
  ..... "Flowers not opened today!!" ..... I called to enquire about ordering some flowers. If the shop is not open, why got people anwsered the phone leh?
  
  [/b]

  what the person meant, was the flowers not bloomed yet..haha..
• huiz

  31 Jan 06, 15:39

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:
  .....
  ..... [b]"Flowers not opened today!!" ..... I called to enquire about ordering some flowers. If the shop is not open, why got people anwsered the phone leh?
  
  [/b]

  "Flowers" is the name of the shop?
• NeverSayGoodBye

  31 Jan 06, 16:06

  Originally posted by darknessfall:

  what the person meant, was the flowers not bloomed yet..haha..

  ..... I take it as the shop is closed today
• NeverSayGoodBye

  31 Jan 06, 16:07

  Originally posted by huiz:

  "Flowers" is the name of the shop?

  ..... No it's not
• ShrodingersCat

  31 Jan 06, 16:47

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:
  ..... [b]"Sorry, we run out of beer".... told by a pub manager, and it was only 11pm?!!. He just want us to order the more expensive one that came in a bottle. 1 mug $6, one bottle $8
  [/b]

  Actually he didnt run out of beer then, he only ran out of the brand you wanted right?
  
  I kenna no more hot tea at 8 pm when I went to this chinese restaurant for dinner. how can no hot tea leh... chinese restaurant.....
• NeverSayGoodBye

  31 Jan 06, 17:53

  Originally posted by ShrodingersCat:

  Actually he didnt run out of beer then, he only ran out of the brand you wanted right?
  
  I kenna no more hot tea at 8 pm when I went to this chinese restaurant for dinner. how can no hot tea leh... chinese restaurant.....

  ..... He said those beer from the taps got no more ( how can a pub run out of beer at 11pm on a busy friday night ) ? He wanted us to order the more expensive drinks, more profit.
• the Bear

  31 Jan 06, 17:57

  this, i find the silliest...
  
  "Oh.. you're here."
  
  then where? no, i'm not here.. i'm over there? no.. i'm my evil twin?
  
  
• redstone

  31 Jan 06, 18:48

  Me, calling someone's hp from my house phone:
  
  "Hello, where are you?"
  
  "Uh, in my house"
  
  
  
  Hp got Caller ID...
• the Bear

  31 Jan 06, 18:59

  well, they may not look at the caller ID..
  
  but when someone calls me at home, "are you at home?"
  
  uhh.. no.. i ripped out the phone and am carrying it with me in my car..
• SingaporeMacross

  31 Jan 06, 19:29

  the most common one:
  
  Me: (opens house door and comes in)
  Mother: Come home already ah?
• the Bear

  31 Jan 06, 20:04

  say what i say...
  
  no.. i'm the demon azarathoth who has taken over the body of your son...
  
  

  Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:

  the most common one:
  
  Me: (opens house door and comes in)
  Mother: Come home already ah?

• Honeybunz

  31 Jan 06, 20:09

  (while I'm having my meal) : You eating ah?
• SingaporeMacross

  31 Jan 06, 20:13

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  say what i say...
  
  no.. i'm the demon azarathoth who has taken over the body of your son...
  
  

  lol....
• Unidentified

  31 Jan 06, 20:43

  When i get someone to help me take something
  
  Reply : Now ar ?
  
  I just feel like shoting back 'if not then when ? tonite ?'
• sherling22

  31 Jan 06, 20:53

  my fren and i were sitting in a garden, then it started to rain.
  
  she said: how come got people spray water on us huh?
  
  i fainted.
• so_what

  31 Jan 06, 21:04

  Where did u go to Korea for holiday - North of south? When i heard tis qn,i felt lik laughing but cnt, wahahaha
• the Bear

  31 Jan 06, 21:06

  well, you coulda gone to the DMZ
  
  
• Illegal Operation

  31 Jan 06, 21:11

  He said...
  
  "Yesterday's future is today!"
• sinicker

  31 Jan 06, 21:34

  Originally posted by SingaporeMacross:

  the most common one:
  
  Me: (opens house door and comes in)
  Mother: Come home already ah?

  i also kena this! HAHA!
• Agenda

  31 Jan 06, 21:39

  In australia got one notice, it says "watch out for the sharp corners of this notice" or something like that
  
  
  
  Why the notice even there in the first place? Read in TNP, in a state there is a law that you cannot discriminate against a fireman who can't ride a bicycle
  
  one even better, my friend call me on my house phone then got music in the background.. he asked "are you at music junction?"
• redstone

  31 Jan 06, 23:17

  Last time I work in supermarket.... long time ago.....
  
  Supermarket is 2 floors. I'm on first floor.
  
  Auntie: Where's the detergent section?
  
  Me: Go to the corner (pointing), take the travellator up. It's on your right
  
  Auntie: Where's the rice?
  
  Me: At the corner (pointing)
  
  Auntie: Second floor?
  
  Me: First floor
  
  Auntie: How do I get to the first floor?