Funniest & Silliest things people said to you!?!?

• sinnersotong

  31 Jan 06, 23:19

  nice telescope
  
• lasboriquas

  1 Feb 06, 00:32

  i had a haircut on sunday n went back to work on monday..colleagues saw me n ask..
  
  colleague:hey,u cut hair ar?
  
  i replied in a sarcastic way...
  
  myself:erm...no lar,its autumn..its shedding season..
• HENG@

  1 Feb 06, 00:41

  Originally posted by the Bear:

  say what i say...
  
  no.. i'm the demon azarathoth who has taken over the body of your son...
  
  

  the daemon sultan.
• FireIce

  1 Feb 06, 00:45

  this gotta be the insultingly silly comment i have ever heard....
  
  from a guy i know at a fren's party
  as we shake hands....
  "hello.....u look like a japanese porn actress"....
• martin_lim85

  1 Feb 06, 00:46

  erm...... someone took a UHU stick glue from me and ask me how to use it.
• irage

  1 Feb 06, 01:03

  Originally posted by so_what:

  Where did u go to Korea for holiday - North of south? When i heard tis qn,i felt lik laughing but cnt, wahahaha

  Well you can visit North Korea at the Chinese border, if you are not aware.
• HENG@

  1 Feb 06, 01:05

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  this gotta be the insultingly silly comment i have ever heard....
  
  from a guy i know at a fren's party
  as we shake hands....
  "hello.....u look like a japanese porn actress"....

  u don't want to know what that guy's hand has touched.
• Pitot

  1 Feb 06, 01:18

  
• sinnersotong

  1 Feb 06, 01:22

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  this gotta be the insultingly silly comment i have ever heard....
  
  from a guy i know at a fren's party
  as we shake hands....
  "hello.....u look like a japanese porn actress"....

  happy right?
  
• d3sT1nY

  1 Feb 06, 01:24

  Calling someone's handphone and ask:"hello.. is *owner of the hp* at home?"
• FireIce

  1 Feb 06, 01:26

  Originally posted by HENG@:

  u don't want to know what that guy's hand has touched.

  wah.....then i shall avoid shaking every guy's hand liao
  
  i think i know where they all have been!
• HENG@

  1 Feb 06, 01:31

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  wah.....then i shall avoid shaking every guy's hand liao
  
  i think i know where they all have been!

  i think thats quite true. *shiver*
• ShutterBug

  1 Feb 06, 06:45

  Following was dialogue I had with a petrol station when I went there to refuel and wash my car:
  
  Attendant: Hi, goodmorning sir!
  Me: Morning....
  
  I just got out of my car and proceeded to refuel my car.
  Attendant: Sir, can I pump for you?
  Me: Err... no thanks..
  
  Then when I finished refuelling, I drove over to the car wash, washed my car and proceeded to the drying and vacuum section.
  Attendant: Ok, sir you just sit down here, relax, I suck for you.
  Me: ERrrrr...? ok....
  
  
• coffeeortea

  1 Feb 06, 08:09

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... He said those beer from the taps got no more ( how can a pub run out of beer at 11pm on a busy friday night ) ? He wanted us to order the more expensive drinks, more profit.

  like you said, busy friday night. how can it not run out of beer?
• coffeeortea

  1 Feb 06, 08:13

  Originally posted by d3sT1nY:

  Calling someone's handphone and ask:"hello.. is *owner of the hp* at home?"

  he/she can be using handphone at orchard road what..
• NeverSayGoodBye

  1 Feb 06, 10:49

  Originally posted by laurence82:
  [b]We dont blow people up - when pointed out that he or she is an extremist. Since when extremism just mean terrorism only?[/b]

  ..... This is a very dangerous thing to do, what if she is a terrorist, she can just blow herself up...and that's including you
• NeverSayGoodBye

  1 Feb 06, 10:50

  Originally posted by sherling22:

  my fren and i were sitting in a garden, then it started to rain.
  
  she said: how come got people spray water on us huh?
  
  i fainted.

  ..... Lucky she didn't said " Who pee on us huh?"
• NeverSayGoodBye

  1 Feb 06, 10:56

  Originally posted by coffeeortea:

  like you said, busy friday night. how can it not run out of beer?

  ..... How can a pub run out of beer when they knew it's a busy night, they should have stock up more. And the most funny thing, it was only 11pm, this is the time where more people were coming in. The party just started but the beer decided to go home.
• alkaiden

  1 Feb 06, 14:19

  indian fag sms me: wanna meet up? lemme suck ur dick i give u money
  
  i repied with: f.uck u
• klishcia

  1 Feb 06, 14:26

  Originally posted by alkaiden:

  indian fag sms me: wanna meet up? lemme suck ur dick i give u money
  
  i repied with: f.uck u

  That indian fag is gay?
• sinicker

  1 Feb 06, 14:31

  Originally posted by alkaiden:

  indian fag sms me: wanna meet up? lemme suck ur dick i give u money
  
  i repied with: f.uck u

  hahaha.. i remember this.. u told us all in another thread.
• klishcia

  1 Feb 06, 14:37

  A small girl come up to me and say, 'Auntie, can you help me?'
  
  I was like 'oooookkkkkk'.....
• HENG@

  1 Feb 06, 15:07

  Originally posted by alkaiden:

  indian fag sms me: wanna meet up? lemme suck ur dick i give u money
  
  i repied with: f.uck u

  so now u guys know how girls feel when u make the same requests to them
• FadeToBlack

  1 Feb 06, 15:18

  
  
  My Friend call my hp...
  
  Friend: "Hello!"
  
  Me: "Bye!"
  
  .................
• SingaporeMacross

  1 Feb 06, 19:48

  Originally posted by FadeToBlack:

  My Friend call my hp...
  
  Friend: "Hello!"
  
  Me: "Bye!"
  
  .................

  lol!!