Funniest & Silliest things people said to you!?!?

• gUms

  2 Feb 06, 12:28

  my friend call my house and ask me where i am ... and it happens very often , cos i just lost my fone ... tsk* ... i think is habit from calling ppl hp .
• NeverSayGoodBye

  2 Feb 06, 12:51

  Originally posted by klishcia:

  A small girl come up to me and say, 'Auntie, can you help me?'
  
  I was like 'oooookkkkkk'.....

  ..... A small girl still ok lah, i got aunty and uncle who are obviously looked so much older than me called me uncle leh.
• NeverSayGoodBye

  2 Feb 06, 12:55

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  this gotta be the insultingly silly comment i have ever heard....
  
  from a guy i know at a fren's party
  as we shake hands....
  "hello.....u look like a japanese porn actress"....

  ..... it's your friend whom you know, ok ba, he only joking right? Or is that a compliment to you?
• Darkness_hacker99

  2 Feb 06, 14:46

  My teacher's son (7-year-old) has a voucher given by his teacher. A $5 giant discount voucher. My teacher (she) told us this:
  
  Son: Mummy, I want to use this voucher to buy something for you.
  
  My teacher is very touched at that moment. Then he continued..
  
  Son: But mummy, you have to pay.
  
  Whole class laugh like there's no tomorrow.
• redstone

  2 Feb 06, 16:45

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... A small girl still ok lah, i got aunty and uncle who are obviously looked so much older than me called me uncle leh.

  Some say I looked 16.... While there's this person who thought I was 21...
  
  Up til now people still call me "xiao di di"...
• SGpork

  2 Feb 06, 17:03

  my fren..call my home..i pick up..and she say..
  'are u at home?'
  
  
  
  
• redname

  2 Feb 06, 17:29

  i hate it when i ask who's calling & the person reply "oh, fren"
  
  wah lau eh, of cus fren then will call to look for someone lah, u tink enemy will call & ask u out meh?
• redname

  2 Feb 06, 17:31

  tis happen during my NS days.
  
  the building has 3 storeys, my office is at the 2nd storey. tis private came into my office & wanted to look for my understudy.
  
  private: "Corpral, where's chong?"
  
  me: "i tink he's upstairs"
  
  private: "upstairs which floor?"
  
  
• redstone

  2 Feb 06, 17:40

  CCA time:
  
  Junior: We'll be at HQ at (time and date)
  Me: Oh, ok! See you then!
  Junior: Do you know how to get there?
  Me: Er... I've been going there for 6 years already.
• Darkness_hacker99

  2 Feb 06, 17:49

  Originally posted by redstone:

  CCA time:
  
  Junior: We'll be at HQ at (time and date)
  Me: Oh, ok! See you then!
  Junior: Do you know how to get there?
  Me: Er... I've been going there for 6 years already.

  -.-"
• madman_me

  2 Feb 06, 19:29

  Originally posted by redstone:

  CCA time:
  
  Junior: We'll be at HQ at (time and date)
  Me: Oh, ok! See you then!
  Junior: Do you know how to get there?
  Me: Er... I've been going there for 6 years already.

  lol.. what cca need to take 6 years? unless some ug stuff then hmmmm..
• SumOne

  2 Feb 06, 19:33

  Someone once told me,"All Christians go to City Harvest Church."
  
  And he didn't mean it as a joke. Then when I asked him if all muslims are from Afghanistan, he asked me back,"Afghanistan got muslims?"
  
  Guess I should be happy that he doesn't link Islam to Terrorism.
• SumOne

  2 Feb 06, 19:35

  This one happened in a internet forum, the person told me not to go around hating others. But her own signature states,"I hate stupid people."
• SumOne

  2 Feb 06, 19:36

  I also had someone in sgforums who told me that all chinese are slant-eyed (have small eyes) and cannot speak english well.
  
  Apparently that same person also thinks that Indians are natural masters in the English language. Not being racist but that's really what that guy thinks.
• redstone

  2 Feb 06, 19:49

  Originally posted by madman_me:

  lol.. what cca need to take 6 years? unless some ug stuff then hmmmm..

  Sec 5... after grad liao still go back see see...
  
  6 years lo.
• Unidentified

  2 Feb 06, 19:55

  Originally posted by redstone:

  Sec 5... after grad liao still go back see see...
  
  6 years lo.

  Muz be retain for a year right ?
• madman_me

  2 Feb 06, 20:04

  Originally posted by Unidentified:

  Muz be retain for a year right ?

  not that bad bah retain? really ar? =x HEHE joking!! but at least u still like ur cca and go back visit.. not like me still have to go back.. zzz part time babysitter for e sec school.. lol
• FadeToBlack

  2 Feb 06, 20:05

  Originally posted by Unidentified:

  Muz be retain for a year right ?

  
• applesweetgirl

  2 Feb 06, 20:06

  i went to perm my super straight hair..haiz..k..then...
  
  colleague: wa!! you go and perm hair?!!!
  me: no ar. it exploded. DUHHHH
• redstone

  2 Feb 06, 21:14

  Originally posted by Unidentified:

  Muz be retain for a year right ?

  Free, nothing to do, love my UG go back cannot ar?
  
  Retain your head!
• FireIce

  2 Feb 06, 23:43

  yah....i hate those fei hua.......
  
  like......
  
  met someone in the cinema.......ei! u kua hee ah?
  
  when u got a new hairdo......ei! cut hair ah?
  
  when u bump into a fren at foodcourt.......ei! jiak peng ah?
  
  when u put "BUSY" in msn.......oei! busy ah?
• hisoka

  2 Feb 06, 23:48

  Originally posted by FireIce:

  yah....i hate those fei hua.......
  
  like......
  
  met someone in the cinema.......ei! u kua hee ah?
  
  when u got a new hairdo......ei! cut hair ah?
  
  when u bump into a fren at foodcourt.......ei! jiak peng ah?
  
  when u put "BUSY" in msn.......oei! busy ah?

  the last one hor i do it. cos i got friends that forever on busy even if they are not one. same as the away status
• sherling22

  3 Feb 06, 00:17

  Originally posted by NeverSayGoodBye:

  ..... Lucky she didn't said " Who pee on us huh?"

  no, she really meant it becos she turned around to see who is spraying the water while i quickly ran for shelter, leaving her alone haha
• NeverSayGoodBye

  3 Feb 06, 11:52

  ..... During chinese new year.. when I heard " How are you ?" from friends, it felt very funny, cos you only get to hear from them said once in a year, what happen to to rest of the year?
• NeverSayGoodBye

  3 Feb 06, 12:28

  Originally posted by redstone:

  Last time I work in supermarket.... long time ago.....
  
  Supermarket is 2 floors. I'm on first floor.
  
  Auntie: Where's the detergent section?
  
  Me: Go to the corner (pointing), take the travellator up. It's on your right
  
  Auntie: Where's the rice?
  
  Me: At the corner (pointing)
  
  Auntie: Second floor?
  
  Me: First floor
  
  Auntie: How do I get to the first floor?
  
  
  

  ..... you too yan dao liow, Ah Soh see until blur blur