HOLE IN THE PANTS!!
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classic leh. i no expect nobody else to say. lolOriginally posted by Xcert:
no money who cares
my method still works.
a joke i remember.
3 men were up on a hill when they were robbed and forced to strip.
1 from US
1 from China
1 from Singapore
after a long while, a group of tourist went to the hill and saw them.
like all tourists, they whipped out their cameras and started taking photos.
the US and China men immediately use both hands to cover their manhood.
But the Singaporean man raised both hands and all 3 started running.
after they are far away, the US and China men ask the Singaporean man why he raised his hands.
Singaporean man: i dont know about you guys but back in my homeland, we recognize people from their face. -
SOUNDS FAMILAROriginally posted by saline:happend to my friend back in sec school.
he asked me to ask a home econ teacher to help sew his pants. but she v bad mood that day, so instead she gave me a needle and thread and asked us to sew!! WTF!! like we know how to do it like that. so in the end we took the easy way out.
we used a stapler!! than colored the staples blue with a marker (than not so obvious mah). hahah!!
v cartoon thinking back.....
Which Secondary school were you from...?? 
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hahhaaha, my school always play soccer in basketball court...
then always use long pants to play.. always end up got ppl split their pants...
either take taxi home, or buy new pants from sch shop, or borrow from friends lor..