YOur Ah MA and aH GoNg SToRies....
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You know... When you were much MUCH YOUNGER lor...
Your ah Gong / Ah Ma / Auntie / Mother / Father / Whatever... Would tell you MYTHS / TALES / STORIES one lor.... Some of them might just be SO RIDICULOUS.... While others you don't even know if it's true or not up till TODAY....
COME COME, SHARE WITH US....
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The most common one: Don't finish your rice next time your wife will have lots of pimples...
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i thot is u nvr finish den u will have pimples, not ur spouse...?
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If you got hiccups use ur fist to thump at your chin below so as to cure hiccups
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wait for ah ma to come in and tell us.
wait for ah gong to come in and gong gor. -
i remember my ah ma telling me stories of how she wash toilet bowl n chop people with knives...
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Dont sit or step on books, otherwise you'll be stupid.
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Ever Heard Of the passage way at marina south there.... The passage way quite dim de then got cars seldom pass by de. Although it may be know to many other, but when u try to drive pass there at nite you will still feel a chill ok coldness passing thorugh your body ...............
The story is that an old grandma lost his grandma which is believe to be kill by those those head-hunter and kill for this head to build bridge. The old grandma found his grandson in no avail and in thus go mad and dig out her 2 eyes and die there without resting in peace..... Now during nite time the old grandma is still loitering around the areas looking for her grandson and will approach passerby like us for help.......
So try to avoid the road
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Don't walk under the bamboo which is hanging the women underwear. This is especially since in HDB flat most ppl put out bamboo dry clothes
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To be honest, my talktime with my grandparents is like 20mins/yr. so, not much story to tell.
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Using your own URINE to clean face can cure all red spot and pimple
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Don't point your finger at the moon at nite else wait your tongue will get cut
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Don't look at the reflection of a full moon or else you'll turn into a werewolf.
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last time $400 can survive whole month,, every nite can go supper also
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Last time $4000 can bungalow..... 10cent can eat bowl of chick rice and noodles
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when i small she told me walking around naked will kana caught by mata
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If I am naughty, she will ask the ka ka to come and catch me away. Ka ka refer to those close to black color ppl
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I though KAKA is monsterOriginally posted by sohguanh:If I am naughty, she will ask the ka ka to come and catch me away. Ka ka refer to those close to black color ppl -
I though KAKA is monster
When you are young you are afraid of the dark at nite rite? Well some ppl color is close to nite so it is an analogy to monster lor -
Originally posted by skeujin:i remember my ah ma telling me stories of how she wash toilet bowl n chop people with knives...
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Originally posted by Jp1:Using your own URINE to clean face can cure all red spot and pimple
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Yeah... Like 'Boogle man'...?Originally posted by Jp1:I though KAKA is monster -
If you tell lies, your nose would grow long...
If you run around with your pants down, your 'didi' would drop off....
If you see lizard's tail must run from it... Or it'll try to dig into your ears...
Lunar Hungry Ghost cannot urine anywhere... If must do it, must say 'excuse me'.....
If you peel the skin off the apple at exactly 12am, you'll see your future husband...
If you don't brush your teeth at night, your mouth would rot the next morning...
If you don't sleep by bedtime, the boogleman would come and catch you away... -
when they gambling cannot tap on their shoulder
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Never said dis-respectful stuff about the dead........ And espically during the 49 days when a person jus pass away cos they stand near to heard what you talking