YOur Ah MA and aH GoNg SToRies....

• season

  22 Feb 06, 18:53

  Originally posted by Jp1:

  I though KAKA is monster

  i thought kaka means insects?
• markzz

  22 Feb 06, 20:09

  1)
  
  Me: "Look at that Uncle with the big MOLE on his nose!! EEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
  
  Ah Mah: " Dun say pple mole, or else tomolo u will find a BIG one on your face when u wake up!
  
  Me: " !!!!!!!!!!! "
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  2)
  Me: "Ah Mah.. why u ask me go out?"
  
  Ah mah (at Mahjong table ) : "Big people gamble, small boy dun see! "
  
  Me: "Why big then can gamble ? "
  
  Ah Mah : "U big liao den u know! "
  
  ME: " ??????? "
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  3)
  
  Me: " Ah Mah! Why u dump my pet turtle into the canal?!
  
  Ah Mah: "Release life (fang shen ) , den u will have long long life!
  
  me: " ....."
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  4)
  Ah Gong: "Boy, how much do u get as pocket money a day? "
  
  Me: " $10 "
  
  Ah Gong: " $10!?! Wah.... nowadays u gina sibei Ho Mia(u kids have such a good life ) ! Teng Pai (last time ) my Lau Peh gave me only 30 cents to spend a day! I have to walk 1 hour to reach school everyday! I've to save $0.15 a day to get a new pair of school shoes! Haiz...*shakes head *
  
  Me: *nod nod nod... *
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• 798

  22 Feb 06, 20:12

  "urine at the fire, ur kukujiao will get burn."
  
  dunno whether it's true or not?
• kIppEr

  22 Feb 06, 23:45

  Originally posted by technoboy:

  The most common one: Don't finish your rice next time your wife will have lots of pimples...

  my wife must be not eating her 2 big bowls of rice daily!!!!
  
  cfm!! i have pimples for a near 5 years.. and always breakout situation
  si bei sian sia... how 2 make her eat the rice?
• markzz

  22 Feb 06, 23:52

  Originally posted by sohguanh:

  If I am naughty, she will ask the ka ka to come and catch me away. Ka ka refer to those close to black color ppl

  Different people have different terms for Indians (assuming the black pple u refer to is an Indian )
  
  1) Grandparents ------ Keh Leng Kia
  
  2) Parents ------------ Ah neh
  
  3) Primary school classmates -------- Abu Neh Neh
  
  Now, most Singaporeans call Indian pple-------------BANGLA!!
  
  note: Remember the time when all Sikh men are known as " Baboo Singh " ?
  
• playboy_1985

  23 Feb 06, 00:06

  also another saying..
  
  must eat your rice clean clean if not next time ur wife have pimples
• Dead_Man_Inc

  23 Feb 06, 01:29

  dun put powder while ur house is having funeral or else when the "sprit" come back it will slip and fall..
• alfagal

  23 Feb 06, 03:21

  when u are sneezin non stop place ur palm on ur forehead...(it works! )
  
  
• digicharat

  23 Feb 06, 07:48

  cannot see those obscene stuff. or you will grow zhen yan.
  dont crawl under people's leg. or else you wont grow tall.
  dun cry or ke leng kia will come catch you.
  if you dont study hard, you will be collecting rubbish in the future.
  dont sit too near ti tv when watching, or you will go blind.
• LifeBeyondEarth

  23 Feb 06, 09:34

  DON'T LOOK BEYOND THE CURTAINS OR YOU'LL SEE WHITE FACES WITH RED DOTS ON THEIR CHEEKS BEHIND IT!!
• Devil1976

  23 Feb 06, 12:13

  Originally posted by season:

  i thought kaka means insects?

  I think 'kaka' means anything that can harm you... Because 'ka' actually means 'bite' in hokkien?
• Devil1976

  23 Feb 06, 12:14

  Originally posted by markzz:

  2)
  Me: "Ah Mah.. why u ask me go out?"
  
  Ah mah (at Mahjong table ) : "Big people gamble, small boy dun see! "
  
  Me: "Why big then can gamble ? "
  
  Ah Mah : "U big liao den u know! "
  
  ME: " ??????? "
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  4)
  Ah Gong: "Boy, how much do u get as pocket money a day? "
  
  Me: " $10 "
  
  Ah Gong: " $10!?! Wah.... nowadays u gina sibei Ho Mia(u kids have such a good life ) ! Teng Pai (last time ) my Lau Peh gave me only 30 cents to spend a day! I have to walk 1 hour to reach school everyday! I've to save $0.15 a day to get a new pair of school shoes! Haiz...*shakes head *
  
  Me: *nod nod nod... *
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  I LIKE this 2.... "
• Devil1976

  23 Feb 06, 12:15

  Originally posted by 798:

  "urine at the fire, ur kukujiao will get burn."
  
  dunno whether it's true or not?

  Depends on how NEAR to the fire you stand!
• Devil1976

  23 Feb 06, 12:15

  Originally posted by kIppEr:

  my wife must be not eating her 2 big bowls of rice daily!!!!
  
  cfm!! i have pimples for a near 5 years.. and always breakout situation
  si bei sian sia... how 2 make her eat the rice?

  
• Devil1976

  23 Feb 06, 12:17

  If you're hit on the head, hit the same number of times on the lower chin OR you'll not grow up next time
• markzz

  23 Feb 06, 16:52

  Originally posted by 798:

  "urine at the fire, ur kukujiao will get burn."
  
  dunno whether it's true or not?

  If its an oil-based fire, the flames will grow fiercer n scorch your kukujiao!