THINGS that your teacher say or DO...
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CAN you STILL REMEMBER (or having one now) a teacher who SAYS 'funny' things or DO 'FUNNY' ACTIONS / HABITS etc.?
TELL US ABOUT YOUR UNUSUAL TEACHER or your UNUSUAL ENCOUNTER with a teacher...?
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When my teacher talk his eyebrow always like "fly up fly down like tat".. Then he tell us he not blinking at gal haha he said it an old habit........
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Classic one, s/he will say the other class is better and we must buck up. but tell the other class we are doing better ask that class to buck up.Originally posted by Devil1976:CAN you STILL REMEMBER (or having one now) a teacher who SAYS 'funny' things or DO 'FUNNY' ACTIONS / HABITS etc.?
TELL US ABOUT YOUR UNUSUAL TEACHER or your UNUSUAL ENCOUNTER with a teacher...?
Habits, my bio teacher like to burb every now and then even during lecture. we laugh we chased out of class, he claims it is his medical problem.
My uni lecturer, very anal one, he synchronise his watch to Official Atomic Time, saying his watch is the final decision.
If an assignment is due Tuesday, 10AM, at 10:01AM the assignment will not be accepted. For in-class examination, if the exam ends at 10AM, and you are still holding your pen at 10AM+1sec, it constitutes you using extra time doing the exam and thus unfairness to the class so considered cheating and get "0" for that exam. -
my PE teacher always say, " you silly banana"
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smart alec uni teacher think he very smart. so f***** inflexible. i hope he kena bang from behind.Originally posted by Ponders:Classic one, s/he will say the other class is better and we must buck up. but tell the other class we are doing better ask that class to buck up.
Habits, my bio teacher like to burb every now and then even during lecture. we laugh we chased out of class, he claims it is his medical problem.
My uni lecturer, very anal one, he synchronise his watch to Official Atomic Time, saying his watch is the final decision.
If an assignment is due Tuesday, 10AM, at 10:01AM the assignment will not be accepted. For in-class examination, if the exam ends at 10AM, and you are still holding your pen at 10AM+1sec, it constitutes you using extra time doing the exam and thus unfairness to the class so considered cheating and get "0" for that exam. -
in sec sch i got one female teacher always purposely zao geng for us to see
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my pe teacher always say,"my toes are laughing already"..
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..............Originally posted by playboy_1985:in sec sch i got one female teacher always purposely zao geng for us to see 
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Something I won't forget when I was in Sec 3
Classmate X came in late for class and Teacher scolds him.
Classmate X: Fuck you!!!!
Stunned silence from class
Teacher: I DARE YOU TO FUCK ME!!!
Stunned silence from class before everyone started sniggering. -
My sec 4 form teacher always 'suan' us the guys whenever we put our hands in our trousers.
''XXX, why are u putting ur hand in ur pocket, checking see if ur balls still there?'' -
Originally posted by Ponders:Classic one, s/he will say the other class is better and we must buck up. but tell the other class we are doing better ask that class to buck up.
Habits, my bio teacher like to burb every now and then even during lecture. we laugh we chased out of class, he claims it is his medical problem.
My uni lecturer, very anal one, he synchronise his watch to Official Atomic Time, saying his watch is the final decision.
If an assignment is due Tuesday, 10AM, at 10:01AM the assignment will not be accepted. For in-class examination, if the exam ends at 10AM, and you are still holding your pen at 10AM+1sec, it constitutes you using extra time doing the exam and thus unfairness to the class so considered cheating and get "0" for that exam.
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Err... Anything to do with Ah Lau..?Originally posted by RaTtY81:my PE teacher always say, " you silly banana" 
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My Social studies teacher look in the air when he is teaching. When I ask him a question, he stare his eyes in the air. -._''''
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SAME AS MINEOriginally posted by ddrdm_boiiboii:my pe teacher always say,"my toes are laughing already"..
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Originally posted by elindra:Something I won't forget when I was in Sec 3
Classmate X came in late for class and Teacher scolds him.
Classmate X: Fuck you!!!!
Stunned silence from class
Teacher: I DARE YOU TO FUCK ME!!!
Stunned silence from class before everyone started sniggering. -
My sec1 and Sec2 math teacher is quite wierd. He loves to slap the student's hand (the area on the oppsite end of your elbow). We will call it "ninja slap". Everyime when he wans execute a "ninja slap" on a student, the whole class will start chanting and shouting to encourage the teacher to slap. The vicitm after kena slap will always feel proud and honoured haha. Yeah..those were my sec sch days.
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In NS they say things like that...Originally posted by nanren4ever:My sec 4 form teacher always 'suan' us the guys whenever we put our hands in our trousers.
''XXX, why are u putting ur hand in ur pocket, checking see if ur balls still there?'' -
I used to have a stand-in Maths lecturer who always come into the class unprepared for lessons... He'll open his book, call us up to the board to tackle the last assignments he told us to do... Then when he's suppose to check our work, he'll ask us correct or not... Then he'll try to show us his 'correct version'... And always without fail... Halfway through, he'll just erase it away and give up... After 2-3 attempts, he'll stop and announce to the class that there're more important things to life than just the lessons he's suppose to give... And that he'll be providing us with VERY 'INFORMATIVE' teachings which we would normally not learn from classes... Then he'll proceed on to tell us how he's trying to earn BIG BUCKS outside... -_-`~
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My ARTS teacher who always like to punish us by asking us to do SQUATs (few hundreds) and to do more copies (of different styles and versions) of her work if we never submit to her satisfaction... Back then it's like yuo can spend ALMOST ALL your TIME on ARTS man.. I think back then I ended up doing ARTS and have no time to do my other subjects' homeworks... When questioned by the teachers in front of my parents, I told them the truth... The ARTS teacher got reprimanded I think? For it didn't happen after that... (That's when the SQUATS comes in... )
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Still remember my Primary 5 new form teacher...
if we talk in class, he ask us to stand up...
30 seconds later, he will ask "can i trust you to keep quiet?"
student says "yes"
teacher : "you may sit down then"
never raise his voice the entire year.
resigned at end of the year!!! -
The teacher female?Originally posted by elindra:Something I won't forget when I was in Sec 3
Classmate X came in late for class and Teacher scolds him.
Classmate X: Fuck you!!!!
Stunned silence from class
Teacher: I DARE YOU TO FUCK ME!!!
Stunned silence from class before everyone started sniggering. -
Math teacher always uses the phrase "wake up your idea..." and i keep replying "Theres no such thing as an idea being woken up..."
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Once I came in late. Teacher said, "You better come late next time, or else I will call ur parents up!"
The teacher and the WHOLE class erupted in laughter. -
Throwing paper balls and dirtying the class is no good. If you do it, the paper ball will be confiscated by the teacher and WILL CALL UP YOUR PARENTS without given any single warning.
Bullying is also the same. -
My DNT teacher in sec school used to fart and scratch his arse in front of a whole class of girls.