THINGS that your teacher say or DO...
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When we forget to do something and try to explain to our ex-teacher like 'I thought, I thought...' He'll continue with 'and i thought i sawd a puddy-cad.'
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My Chinese teacher always wrote "self-study" on whichever topic on the top left hand corner of the blackboard whenever he walked in. It was almost like an OCD behaviour of his.
And without fail, he would always get us to pick up the tiny bits and pieces of scraps on the floor.
Now, this is my favourite part. Every single minute, he would remind us over and over again to keep 99.9% quiet. As he only allowed 0.01% of noise level. He literally said and did all that repeatedly everytime.
In Chinese of course,
And he shared an uncanny resemblance with Hui-ge. -
Oh yeah, one more. Which makes sense.
My Geography teacher used to tell us that there shouldn't be such a phrase "practise makes perfect". It should be "PERFECT practise, makes perfect".
True.
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hi, i am relief teacher. LOL. students are quite funny nowadays too. LOL.
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mmm i presume u have not been to the army before?Originally posted by nullifi3d:Math teacher always uses the phrase "wake up your idea..." and i keep replying "Theres no such thing as an idea being woken up..." -
During the Singapore workout, my PE teacher was leading the school for our mass workout.
He's standing on a canteen table infront of the whole school in the car park.
Halfway doing the "march on the spot n clap ur hands " , the table gave way and he tumbled to the floor! -
in sec sch....
social studies teacher - talks little, sleeps alot
art teacher - talks alot, gives us de squats also alot
geography teacher - expect us to be photocopy machine, so we can photocopy our 'o' lvl answers out.
maths teacher - nags alot.
english teacher - a timed bomb without a timing, can be ur fren in last min, changes into a devil nt second...
dm - empress dowager of the sch, like ci xi empress, but there'll be blacksheeps around revolting her. always like to re-challenge students' defiance... e.g. "wad did u say? do u wanna repeat it again under my mic?" or "come here, ur parents need my words and ur words to know the whole story." etc. -
last time my geography teacher very nice.
everytime got test she would just stand near the window and look out for very long. ar bo is just stand at the door and look at the corridoor dunn see what bird.
then all the class will be busy making use of the time copying from each other or from textbook. some who sat at the back of the class including me, just put the textbook on the table and starts copying.
she obviously knew what we were doing but never say saything. -
Originally posted by Devil1976:Err... Anything to do with Ah Lau..?
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Yes she is female but seriously you won't wanna F herOriginally posted by Marco_Simone:The teacher female? -
My chinese teacher in Pri 5 likes to kiap her hanky on her armpit..n will take out to wipe her face n put back..
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My chinese teacher in Pri 5 likes to kiap her hanky on her armpit
So you got peep her armpit there got hair also?
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majiam Olinda version 1 like dat ?Originally posted by elindra:Yes she is female but seriously you won't wanna F her -
Originally posted by elindra:Yes she is female but seriously you won't wanna F her
den the student how? -
provide example lehOriginally posted by lousyboiboi:hi, i am relief teacher. LOL. students are quite funny nowadays too. LOL. -
Originally posted by sohguanh:
think got..sparsely..
[b]My chinese teacher in Pri 5 likes to kiap her hanky on her armpit
So you got peep her armpit there got hair also? [/b]
mayb she need to inhale her BO in mid of class to keep her awake... -
think got..sparsely.
Sparsely is becuz by nature her armpit hair grow very little or previously when she was plucking she neber do a clean job and hence miss out some strands ? -
Originally posted by sohguanh:
[b]think got..sparsely.
Sparsely is becuz by nature her armpit hair grow very little or previously when she was plucking she neber do a clean job and hence miss out some strands ? [/b] wah lau..u got a fetish for armpit hair issit?
How would i know? U think i only P5 dat time go n investigate so much mah? -
Originally posted by Wind:My Chinese teacher always wrote "self-study" on whichever topic on the top left hand corner of the blackboard whenever he walked in. It was almost like an OCD behaviour of his.
And without fail, he would always get us to pick up the tiny bits and pieces of scraps on the floor.
Now, this is my favourite part. Every single minute, he would remind us over and over again to keep 99.9% quiet. As he only allowed 0.01% of noise level. He literally said and did all that repeatedly everytime.
In Chinese of course, And he shared an uncanny resemblance with Hui-ge. -
WAH.Originally posted by Wind:Oh yeah, one more. Which makes sense.
My Geography teacher used to tell us that there shouldn't be such a phrase "practise makes perfect". It should be "PERFECT practise, makes perfect".
True. -
SAHRE WITH US..??Originally posted by lousyboiboi:hi, i am relief teacher. LOL. students are quite funny nowadays too. LOL. -
~WAHAhaha!Originally posted by markzz:During the Singapore workout, my PE teacher was leading the school for our mass workout.
He's standing on a canteen table infront of the whole school in the car park.
Halfway doing the "march on the spot n clap ur hands " , the table gave way and he tumbled to the floor! -
Originally posted by digicharat:last time my geography teacher very nice.
everytime got test she would just stand near the window and look out for very long. ar bo is just stand at the door and look at the corridoor dunn see what bird.
then all the class will be busy making use of the time copying from each other or from textbook. some who sat at the back of the class including me, just put the textbook on the table and starts copying.
she obviously knew what we were doing but never say saything. .... -
Originally posted by CryoLind:My chinese teacher in Pri 5 likes to kiap her hanky on her armpit..n will take out to wipe her face n put back..
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Seriously Olinda version 1 looks more screwable than she doesOriginally posted by chunyong:majiam Olinda version 1 like dat ?