I always cheat..
I cheated in the PSLE and 'O'level exam... those shaded exam forms are ideal

I cheated in all my Chinese dictations and exams.
I never studied hard, hardly does any homework, and constantly sleeps in class 40% of the time.
I was never caught and was always the top 15 in class in my worst showing.
Even came in 2nd in class once, even though my total year end test assessement was not even 15/100..

My maths teacher gave up on me and even allowed me to sleep in class. I got almost 9/100 in the prelimnary O level exam.. I didn't even know the very basic algebra rules at that point.
Same with my bookkeeping, physics and geography... I must have been any teacher's worst nightmare

But I always comes up good.. not great but under such circumstances.. it's a feat. My peers and teacher were always puzzled. I don't do the time, but delivers the goods.
I always like the look of my bookkeeping and math teachers reactions, cause I hardly does any homework at all.. and that is important in those subjects.
While my Math Teacher show disgust of my good results, my Bookkeeping teacher was aesthetic and even gave my a hug went she saw my 'O' level results.. loved her boobs.