Typical Men Changes Before/After ?
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During a conversation with a pal the other day, we were discussing how guys treat a gal when they have not won her yet, and during the relationship
Before
Gal:''I want to eat Geylang's hor fun''
Guy:''Ok Ok, precious i go get for you now''
After
Gal:''I want to eat Geylang's hor fun''
Guy:''You crazy ah? Ask me go so far get some stupid hor fun?''
Before
Gal:''I am not feeling well dear..''
Guy:''Oh no, must see doc immediately ok, i bring u go.''
After
Gal:''I am not feeling well dear..''
Guy:''You tell me for what? I also not a doctor!''
Before
Gal:''I think i have put on weight''
Guy:'' No, you will always be slim and beautiful 2 me''
After
Gal:''I think i have put on weight''
Guy:'' Ya,everyday eat eat eat like pig, of course lah!''
Before
Gal:''Why is your ex's photo still around??''
Guy: ''Oh sorry, forgot to throw''
After
Gal:''Why is your ex's photo still around??''
Guy: ''Ai yoh, can't i have some privacy?''
Before: (Very Very Common)
Gal: ''Lets go sentosa then see movie then shopping''
Guy:'' Ok! I go change now''
After:
Gal:''Let's go sentosa then see movie then shopping''
Guy: '' Tired lah, we stay home watch VCD lah ok''
Before
Gal: ''You going out with who?''
Guy:'' Simon and the guys''
After
Gal:''You going out with who?''
Guy:''I tell you you also dun know mah''
Before
Gal:''My bag so heavy''
Guy:'' I carry for you sweetie''
After
Gal:''My bag so heavy''
Guy:'' Carry it yourself, I not going 2 spoil you''
Before
Gal:''What you doing''
Guy:'' Thinking of you''
After
Gal:''What you doing''
Guy:'' Why everything you must know??'
Before
Gal:''I had a bad day at work''
Guy:" Poor gal. Come i sayang. What happened? Who bully U?''
After
Gal:''I had a bad day at work''
Guy:''Aiya,work is like that one mah.Everything must learn to endure.So weak''
Before
Gal: ''I bought a new dress''
Guy: '' How it looks like?''
After
Gal:''I bought a new dress''
Guy:'' Your money mah not mine,buy then buy loh'' -
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so true...
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Some are real life experiencesOriginally posted by GHoST_18:so true... 
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i am not like that snobbish./ would you care to try
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Before:
Guy: Whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Rice and vege loh
Guy: Oh wonderful, everything u cook is a delicacy.
After:
Guy: Whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Rice and vege loh
Guy: Knn, everyday eat same thing buay sian ar? -
Originally posted by stellazio:Before:
Guy: Whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Rice and vege loh
Guy: Oh wonderful, everything u cook is a delicacy.
After:
Guy: Whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Rice and vege loh
Guy: Knn, everyday eat same thing buay sian ar? True -
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Originally posted by killstyle:i am not like that snobbish./ would you care to try
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Before: honey i love u.
after some time: Dear i love you.
after marriage: "name" i love you.
after first child: I love u n her/him.
After a long marriage: Boy.. can u believe it or not! This one is ur mother ah!!
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girls also change bf and after
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haha bravo! more more
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it gets worse after marriage.
it gets worser when the man dont love the woman anymore.
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Haha!!!
Before
Gal: Dear I want that nice nice Apple Ipod
Guy: Ok, I scrimp and save for it!
After
Gal: Dear the Ipod Nano looks damn cool leh!
Guy: Orh.
That's how I behave now.... Cos.. i really spoiled her. What ever that looks good, i just say orh.... If she says she wants it, I ask her save money for rainy day, or go work hard buy your self.
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I also spoilt my gf... She always in debts (usually in few thousands/year) and I paid for her. End up instead of 1 broke person, becomes 2 broke person. lol. Funny thing is after I paid up all her credit card debts, a few months later she be in debts again. Now I am not going to pay for her, but every so often she acts ke lian and I lan lan coz I see her like that my heart also pain, then every month give her a few hundred to get by. The thing is, she only my gf I already have to yang her, damn tulan but I cannot show my tulan face because then 1 person tulan becomes 2 person tulan. I know people can easily say, dump her lor, but if I say that, she will want to go commit suicide again, and personally i want to help solve her problems because not doing so is quite selfish, its like stand beside the lake and see her down to death. *sigh* Sorry i need to get it off my chest.Originally posted by shrekho:Haha!!!
Before
Gal: Dear I want that nice nice Apple Ipod
Guy: Ok, I scrimp and save for it!
After
Gal: Dear the Ipod Nano looks damn cool leh!
Guy: Orh.
That's how I behave now.... Cos.. i really spoiled her. What ever that looks good, i just say orh.... If she says she wants it, I ask her save money for rainy day, or go work hard buy your self.
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most of the "before"s i see here become the "after"s is because the guy didn't make any stand in the beginning.
yeah sure you're chasing the girl and buying her stuff. but are you going to do it in the long run? then what? the girl is disappointed you're not like you were before. if you're not a before person, then don't be. -
Lessons from this:
Don't expect too much during the "before" period, then won't be too disappointed when it's the "after".
Don't only pay attention to guys who behave like "everything you say also can, darling" during the "before" period. Look at those undiscovered gems who may not know how to sweet-talk and please you during courtship, and you may be pleasantly surprised during the "after" period.
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How about this version of "After":Originally posted by stellazio:Before:
Guy: Whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Rice and vege loh
Guy: Oh wonderful, everything u cook is a delicacy.
After:
Guy: Whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Rice and vege loh
Guy: Knn, everyday eat same thing buay sian ar?
Guy: whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Eh...why don't you go buy dinner yourself, I'm busy shopping/playing mahjong, etc. -
This is an argument for changing partners frequently. Get them while they're still fresh, dump when they turn into "afters" .
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try me...
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How about this version of "After":
Guy: whats for dinner tonight?
Girl: Eh...why don't you go buy dinner yourself, I'm busy shopping/playing mahjong, etc.
Above is dangerous. Prolong period will cause the guy to search elsewhere who can cook!!!! -
1st time See her cry
Gal * Crying suddenly during a quarrel (guy 1st time see her cry)
Guy* heart pain faster go and pacify her and say sorry
2nd time
Gal * Crying during a quarrel (guy 2nd time see her cry)
Guy:'' Aiya, dun cry lah. Ok Ok i am wrong ok?
3rd time
Gal * Crying during a quarrel
Guy:''The tissue is over there. You everyday cry you not 'xian' meh?
4th time
Gal * Crying during a quarrel (guy see her cry until numb le)
Guy:*Surf net
'' When you finish your nonsense then call me'' -
this is gender discrimination!
