Typical Men Changes Before/After ?
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i dont think i will have a "before", immmediately go "after".
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Originally posted by seow:i dont think i will have a "before", immmediately go "after".
*everybody please line up to whack seow*
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but before that, i don't think i will ever have a gf. V.Originally posted by udontknowme:
*everybody please line up to whack seow* .V -
Ok lah ok lah, to pacify youOriginally posted by MrFugue:this is gender discrimination!
Before
Guy: ''I dun feel like talking''
Gal: ''Ok, juz let me know when u need me''
After
Guy:''I dun feel like talking''
Gal:''You dun love me anymore right! I know, its true!''
Before
Guy:''I going out with Sam,you want to come along?''
Gal:''No lah u go have fun, you should have some time 4 yourself dear''
After
Guy:''I going out with Sam'
Gal:''Why never ask me go ah? There is another gal going right?''
Gal:'' What was your ex like? Tell me
Guy:''No lah later you get sensitive again.
Gal:''No, i promise! Pretty or not..
Guy:''Look like Cecelia Cheung''
Gal:''.....Wah. You must still love her right since so pretty?Hmpt..
Guy: * Slap own forehead
--2 hr later, gal is still going on... -
Hahaha! These are hilarious man! More!!!!
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Before
Gal:''Will u die 4 me?''
Guy:''Of cos i will .''
After
Gal:''Will u die 4 me?''
Guy:''U xiao ah, i live once only leh.''
Before
Gal:''What made u fall in love with me.''
Guy:''You pretty and nice mah.''
After
Gal:''What made u fall in love with me.''
Guy:''Dunno. Think that day my eye 'da stamp'''
Before:
Guy 2 Gal: ''I must have done alot good deeds in my past life 2 met you''
After:
Guy 2 Gal:''I must have been bad 2 u past life now this life must pay u back'' -
Before marriage girlfriend everything also can...
After marriage wife everything also nag... -
interesting ..
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Snobbish you are very imaginative. Keep it up!!!
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Before:Originally posted by snobbish:1st time See her cry
Gal * Crying suddenly during a quarrel (guy 1st time see her cry)
Guy* heart pain faster go and pacify her and say sorry
2nd time
Gal * Crying during a quarrel (guy 2nd time see her cry)
Guy:'' Aiya, dun cry lah. Ok Ok i am wrong ok?
3rd time
Gal * Crying during a quarrel
Guy:''The tissue is over there. You everyday cry you not 'xian' meh?
4th time
Gal * Crying during a quarrel (guy see her cry until numb le)
Guy:*Surf net
'' When you finish your nonsense then call me''
Gal calls, Guy will pick up or call back within 5-10mins to ask what happen.
After:
Gal calls,
Guy reject calls, sms to say he is "with customer, having dinner, with boss etc etc.." or sometimes, totally ignore.
The conclusion is, gals, DUN give guys the chance to get u to be their gf so easily. Things that are gotten to easily are NEVER treasured. -
Originally posted by C-100:Before:
Gal calls, Guy will pick up or call back within 5-10mins to ask what happen.
After:
Gal calls,
Guy reject calls, sms to say he is "with customer, having dinner, with boss etc etc.." or sometimes, totally ignore.
The conclusion is, gals, DUN give guys the chance to get u to be their gf so easily. Things that are gotten to easily are NEVER treasured. True -
Before
Gal: Am i fat?
Guy: Where got? A bit of flesh nice mah
After
Guy: Am i fat?
Guy:Haha..Ah pui..Ah pui..Pui tu tu....
Guy
Before: Tomorrow can help me go get something from the bookshop dear
After: Oi! Tomorrow go bookshop hor! Remember har!
Guy
Before: Its ok. Take your time. I wait at the carpark
After: Faster leh! Always take so long! -
Gal:''My bag so heavy''
Guy:'' I carry for you sweetie''
eeeee... this is disgusting.
can't stand the sight of guys carrying handbags for ladies. so sissy.
very gentlemanly meh? -
but then don't be too hard to get until you lose someone.Originally posted by C-100:Before:
Gal calls, Guy will pick up or call back within 5-10mins to ask what happen.
After:
Gal calls,
Guy reject calls, sms to say he is "with customer, having dinner, with boss etc etc.." or sometimes, totally ignore.
The conclusion is, gals, DUN give guys the chance to get u to be their gf so easily. Things that are gotten to easily are NEVER treasured. -
yea. a handbag is something tat goes with the ladies attire... i dont like to help her carry it.Originally posted by Gwangetto:Gal:''My bag so heavy''
Guy:'' I carry for you sweetie''
eeeee... this is disgusting.
can't stand the sight of guys carrying handbags for ladies. so sissy.
very gentlemanly meh? -
Hahahahahahaha.
Before the breakup, he was damn lan lan.
Then now after breakup he smses "i miss you" every night.
Guys.
Sometimes I feel being homosexual is so much better.
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dont let ur heart be weakened. more like he misses sex with u instead of u everynight.Originally posted by missqi:Hahahahahahaha.
Before the breakup, he was damn lan lan.
Then now after breakup he smses "i miss you" every night.
Guys.
Sometimes I feel being homosexual is so much better. -
Guy (at food centre)
Before: What u want ? I go get
After: I want fried rice, thanks. -
Originally posted by snobbish:Guy (at food centre)
Before: What u want ? I go get
After: I want fried rice, thanks.
u seem to enjoy late nights eh?
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lmao. that's why i hate guys.. i even think i've developed a phobia for them nowadays.Originally posted by snobbish:Guy (at food centre)
Before: What u want ? I go get
After: I want fried rice, thanks. -
Originally posted by Pitot:
u seem to enjoy late nights eh? Trying 2 learn what is football all about -
Nah, gals are guilty of many mistakes tooOriginally posted by goth mind:lmao. that's why i hate guys.. i even think i've developed a phobia for them nowadays.
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ah.. ur guy wld really appreciate tat. if he watches football tat is.Originally posted by snobbish: Trying 2 learn what is football all about -
Nah, not learning it for anyone. Juz wanna find something 2 do so that this period wun feel too 'lost' when u guys talk about itOriginally posted by Pitot:ah.. ur guy wild really appreciate tat. if he watches football tat is. -
Originally posted by snobbish:Nah, not learning it for anyone. Juz wanna find something 2 do so that this period wun feel too 'lost' when u guys talk about it
great. I'm off to watch again. lol. see you. Later perhaps.