Are You Single Or Taken
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Originally posted by killstyle:
Ihre typische Lesbierin Ich bin nicht.
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I am not you're typical lesbian?Originally posted by HENG@:like you know what that means -
*flees far away, somewhere Heng can never find, lived happily ever after. The End.*Originally posted by HENG@:ok lor. then be prepared to undergo genital mutilation
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closeOriginally posted by skid:quote:
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Originally posted by killstyle:
Ihre typische Lesbierin Ich bin nicht.
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I am not you're typical lesbian? should be "your" instead of "you're" -
Originally posted by HENG@:u eat his intestine leh, not his lungs
Pai seh -
and finds heng@ is somehow behind you.Originally posted by ^spidee^:*flees far away, somewhere Heng can never find, lived happily ever after. The End.*
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single..
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oei! The end means the end liao ok!Originally posted by HENG@:and finds heng@ is somehow behind you.
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Can, i will check b4 i drinkOriginally posted by ^spidee^:sounds familiar. care for some 'cough syrup'?
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the end happens when u no longer have genitals to mutilate.Originally posted by ^spidee^:oei! The end means the end liao ok! -
argh...Originally posted by snobbish:Can, i will check b4 i drink -
Originally posted by HENG@:the end happens when u no longer have genitals to mutilate.
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AhSiao
Just wondering anyone heard of any scientist or inventors that are inventing 3D X-rated experience, like omni-theatre kind of thing, whereby the viewer can see or have sex with naked woman in 3D effect. If have it will be great. Can save $ from going for prostitutes , and also free from aids. If not, any multimedia studs like to take up this? Specs is here :
1. insert coin or $ to begin yr experience
2. select scenery e.g. bedroom, staircase, bathtub,etc
3. Select gals or guys to have sex with.
Vincent Ma
I'm secretly developing soemthing like that...*Looks around suspiciously*...Don't tell anyone...Shhhh!!
AhSiao
U can become a billonaire after launching it...be quick !
Ideally the system can auto-configure any gal of your choice, after their photograph has been scanned. Wow, can have sex with any gal of your choice...slurp, slurp !
Vincent Ma
Working on it. The normal version will run on Linux. As for the abnormal (gay) version, it will be running on Mac OSX.
kiwibird7
3D Virtual Reality only provides optical imagery & audio, good only for background scenery and mood effects at best.
A life size human android with warm, soft flesh and skin with body temperature and anatomically correct with AI responses would put HUMAN HOOKERS out of business all over the world. A good android would be totally indistinguishable from a real human being except it doesn't need to eat, sleep, get tired or have any tantrums.
The client could customise the facial and body features to whatever he desires starting from the basic framework of any actresses currently in the AV market when he places an order for the android.
Vincent Ma
I've got an Alpha version of an android. There's something wrong with the hole. The temperature surged from 37 degrees celcius to 101 degrees celcius without any apparent reason. One of my $g guinea pigs lost his stick as a result.
I'll be talking to one of the Jap programmers later on about this slight problem
AhSiao
I just worry that one will be scared off by it at night, especially during the seventh month.
If the android can be brought out like a gf, it will be better. Like can dress her up, bring her out for movie, etc.and then people cannot differentiate it from a real gal After that send her home to your cupboard, kekeke
Vincent Ma
Now that's every man's dream gal. ;-)
The android can also act as your bodyguard
AhSiao
ya boy, i dreamt of having this submissive gal for a long time. Please launch your product soon
Vincent Ma
Getting there. In the meantime, U could do it with Jacys.
God's Ultimate Weapon(QuanHuang)
That is like, for a closed, specialist market... hmm, worth testing out anyway.Hmm let me know when its done. i want to see the 1st working prototype.
Vincent Ma
Your LJ will stay stiff for at least an hour once U see it.
hmm
madmansg
1. insert coin or $ to begin yr experience
2. select scenery e.g. bedroom, staircase, bathtub,etc
3. Select gals or guys to have sex with.
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that is a exact descripton of Geylang house no 3???
AhSiao
Wahahaha, never thought a specification can turn a SOP in GeyLang. but in order of 3,2,1 -
wtf?
knn...10 words or less can anot -
iveco wants u, dun be so picky..Originally posted by alexkusu:Unwanted, discounted product -
puh-lease...this product has standards oneOriginally posted by stellazio:iveco wants u, dun be so picky.. -
i help you people translateOriginally posted by alexkusu:puh-lease...this product has standards one
alexkusu is saying that: iveco's standard's too high...
oh well...nvm...