My close encounters with Death
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1) Nearly drown in pool
2) Nearly hit by a skidding Civic, appx distance to being hit = 2meteres
3) Felt asleep while driving and nearly enter longkang on right side
4) Felt asleep while driving and nearly enter longkang on left side
What is/are yours? -
Almost died when playing super roller coaster
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Something might drop on me while walking.
Diagonosed with terminal illness.
A fish bone choke me to death.
Excess nitrogen in my body causing self explode.
Terrorist bomb parliment house but enter my house instead -
nearly died due to crossing the road, a white merc beat red light, luckly we cross the road 3sec later
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Originally posted by MosPyramid:Something might drop on me while walking.
Diagonosed with terminal illness.
A fish bone choke me to death.
Excess nitrogen in my body causing self explode.
Terrorist bomb parliment house but enter my house instead -
I've died , been to heaven , they wouldn't let me in ......
Then the angel ask me to buy a ride to hell. I say I don't have a ticket there either!
So the fedup Angel throw me back to my Sick Bed . And I woke up forgetting the drowning incident for 3 years . I didn't even remember why i was sick!
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1) BX almost went over me during training when im proning beside a tree....
2) BX almost went over me AGAIN while low loading coz tat retard driver floored the accelerator......
3) almost flew outta BX turret when my driver 'flew' the BX over a ramp and hit the grd...
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nearly died of heart attack reading this thread.
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are you sure you are not from venus?Originally posted by NotFromVenus:I've died , been to heaven , they wouldn't let me in ......
Then the angel ask me to buy a ride to hell. I say I don't have a ticket there either!
So the fedup Angel throw me back to my Sick Bed . And I woke up forgetting the drowning incident for 3 years . I didn't even remember why i was sick! -
It juz happened to me last week.....
due to construction site obstructing the passage way,i was using the main road where vehicles are travelling at my direction,i was keeping to the side all the time but due to some construction sites obstructions again i went out of path and a bus sped past me,i was like.....PHEW!!! -
The worst part is because I don't even recall the accident , MO tried to downgrade me but the CMPB MO didn't approve the downgrade.Originally posted by NotFromVenus:I've died , been to heaven , they wouldn't let me in ......
Then the angel ask me to buy a ride to hell. I say I don't have a ticket there either!
So the fedup Angel throw me back to my Sick Bed . And I woke up forgetting the drowning incident for 3 years . I didn't even remember why i was sick!
Crap , now i can recall coz it takes a very long time to recover brain damage. Information in my brain needs to be recharged. -
once in a while...when the man who was death comes into SB
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almost kena kill by my mom because i threw her fav shoe out of the window.
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Originally posted by mhcampboy:are you sure you are not from venus? Checks inside my shorts, Yeah ! I'm not from Venus .
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that's not 'kill', that's 'commiting suicide'Originally posted by Rejected:almost kena kill by my mom because i threw her fav shoe out of the window. -
Yup, you are not from venus, but doesn't mean you from earth alsoOriginally posted by NotFromVenus: Checks inside my shorts, Yeah ! I'm not from Venus . -
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No wonder I can pull out a tentacle from inside my shorts!!
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you sick ass*&^!!!Originally posted by NotFromVenus:No wonder I can pull out a tentacle from inside my shorts!! -
When my gf touched my xiao di di...
...totally unbelievable! -
NSNT!Originally posted by FadeToBlack:When my gf kiss me...
...totally unbelievable! -
can't stand?Originally posted by FadeToBlack:When my gf touched my xiao di di...
...totally unbelievable! -
SMLJ?Originally posted by newcomer:NSNT! -
No Semen/Sperm No Talk??Originally posted by newcomer:NSNT! -
It died .....Originally posted by FadeToBlack:When my gf touched my xiao di di...
...totally unbelievable!