worst pick-up lines

• uncle_abc

  5 Aug 06, 01:33

  to say or not to say..
  
  as my name suggest i am an uncle already....
  just wondering...
  
  wat are the worst pick-up lines u have used or other ppl have used on you....???
  
  
• SGpork

  5 Aug 06, 01:51

  hi i was thinking.. u look like ah du
  
  
  
  
  
  ( oopsss )
• missqi

  5 Aug 06, 01:54

  "whats ur sign?"
  cant stand lame guys.
  lol
• Patrik

  5 Aug 06, 01:55

  Guy: Hey (Any name that he comes up with)!!!
  Girl:
  Guy: Oh..sorry..wrong person.Anyway care to be friends?
  Girl: no thanks
  Me:
• digicharat

  5 Aug 06, 03:01

  hello, i'm a thief, and i'm here to steal your heart.
• jam on a bread

  5 Aug 06, 03:04

  I find you cute and I've seen you a lot of times.
• ximplyxfactor

  5 Aug 06, 03:29

  hello, i'm a thief, and i'm here to steal your heart.<< Its more like a joke then a pickup lines...
  
  emmm.. how abt...
  
  Hey Babe, what if your right leg are Christmas, and your left leg are New Year, Could i spend between the two holidays with you...?
• Infantile

  5 Aug 06, 03:37

  guy: hi girl!! your parents must be terrorist..
  girl: why??
  guy: because you're a bomb!
  
• dinky1409

  5 Aug 06, 08:03

  Originally posted by ximplyxfactor:
  [b] hello, i'm a thief, and i'm here to steal your heart.<< Its more like a joke then a pickup lines...
  
  emmm.. how abt...
  
  Hey Babe, what if your right leg are Christmas, and your left leg are New Year, Could i spend between the two holidays with you...? [/b]

  
  
  I shall try this pick up line one day..
• sand king

  5 Aug 06, 08:19

  *if you see a girl with another guy*
  
  Hey, ditch that zero and come to the hero lol
• ShrodingersCat

  5 Aug 06, 08:21

  Originally posted by missqi:

  "whats ur sign?"
  cant stand lame guys.
  lol

  must have been tempting to show the guy ur 'sign'. hand sign i mean.
  
  
• Gordonator

  5 Aug 06, 08:23

  Hi, my name is tonight. u can call me tonight.
• lpx88

  5 Aug 06, 09:14

  Originally posted by ximplyxfactor:
  [b]
  Hey Babe, what if your right leg are Christmas, and your left leg are New Year, Could i spend between the two holidays with you...? [/b]

  sonds wrong....BETWEEN the 2 holidays...hmm..
• rathcycle

  5 Aug 06, 09:23

  Originally posted by uncle_abc:

  to say or not to say..
  
  as my name suggest i am an uncle already....
  just wondering...
  
  wat are the worst pick-up lines u have used or other ppl have used on you....???
  
  

  unker old already, please don't disturb, i'm dying soon.
• banzie

  5 Aug 06, 10:24

  If you're looking extremely good. No need for a pickup line. If you look extremely ugly. No need for a pickup line also.
• CoolMyth

  5 Aug 06, 10:25

  Does ASGM counts?
• Rejected

  5 Aug 06, 10:29

  "How you doin'?"
  
  Oh wait, that's Joey's pick-up line. I can't think of one - how lame is that?
  
• Rejected

  5 Aug 06, 10:36

  okay, i got more.
  
  can you touch me? so that i can tell my friends i've been touched by an angle.
  
  i saw i picture of you today. it was in the dictionary under "beautiful"
  
  are you a parking ticket? because you got fine written all over you.
  
  if you were a booger, i would pick you first (this one is terrible)
  
• ha8n

  5 Aug 06, 14:42

  theres no lame pick up --just how u execute them
• the.owl

  5 Aug 06, 14:45

  hi, do you wanna check out my....
• monoslayer

  5 Aug 06, 14:47

  oei chio bu! ai sio gan mai?!
• dinky1409

  5 Aug 06, 14:49

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  Hi, my name is tonight. u can call me tonight.

  Haha this is good too..
• GHoST_18

  5 Aug 06, 14:49

  the only thing that looks good on you is me...
  
  
• dinky1409

  5 Aug 06, 14:51

  Originally posted by the.owl:

  hi, do you wanna check out my....

  lol
• browniebaobao

  5 Aug 06, 14:52

  'what are u doing?'
  
  'shopping'
  
  'can i shop with u?'
  
  'sorry no!'