worst pick-up lines

• aHGer^83

  6 Aug 06, 16:35

  Originally posted by digicharat:

  siao eh, ai sio gan mai?

  gal: lets go!!!
  
  *enters hotel room, gal strip, guy realise she's a he...*
  
• aHGer^83

  6 Aug 06, 16:37

  Originally posted by SGpork:

  wa..jiejie must be very careful.
  
  

  used to it liaoz... but my guys always feels great to have their gf being picked up.. n i wld always ignore those ppl... i juz find dat picking up gals wif a cheesy style is LAME!!!!
• Quinsy

  7 Aug 06, 23:56

  Originally posted by dark_snowboy:

  guess you would have felt better if he just asked whether can he buy you a drink?

  I would have gladly accepted the drink and go find my boyfriend.
• bladez87

  8 Aug 06, 00:17

  Originally posted by missqi:

  "whats ur sign?"
  cant stand lame guys.
  lol

  whats not your sign
• bladez87

  8 Aug 06, 00:23

  look like i no go clubbing i missing out on a lot of fun.lol
• spinsugar

  8 Aug 06, 10:30

  (Use index finger to call someone over then say) "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand."
  
  "Hello, well-formed Homo-sapien specimen. Would you care to depart with me towards my domiciliary residence and observe a documentary of the ontogenesis of another Homo-sapien individual just prior to fertilization?"
  
  "You're ugly but you intrigue me." (someone tried this 8 times. he got slapped 8 times too)
  
  "This isn't a beer belly, It'a a fuel tank for a love machine."
  
  "Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!"
  
  "Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
• Carburettor2

  8 Aug 06, 10:49

  The worst is this:
  
  You want to see my kukujiao?
• redstone

  8 Aug 06, 10:52

  "How old are you"?
• uncle_abc

  8 Aug 06, 11:02

  how about this
  
  how do u want me to do wif ur eggs
  fried, boiled, or fertilised?
• Cool-gal

  8 Aug 06, 11:14

  Originally posted by uncle_abc:

  how about this
  
  how do u want me to do wif ur eggs
  fried, boiled, or fertilised?

  then she will reply " how do u wan me to do with ur sausage? steam, grilled, break it???
  
  
• uncle_abc

  8 Aug 06, 11:18

  i've got no sausage, only got giant rod
• aHGer^83

  8 Aug 06, 11:43

  Originally posted by uncle_abc:

  i've got no sausage, only got giant rod

  ever heard of tie bang mo chen zhen?
• foga

  8 Aug 06, 11:47

  
  
  
• kaobeikaobu

  8 Aug 06, 11:49

  Originally posted by uncle_abc:

  i've got no sausage, only got giant rod

  this is one of the worst lines.
• Infantile

  8 Aug 06, 11:57

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  ever heard of tie bang mo chen zhen?

  
• Cool-gal

  8 Aug 06, 14:15

  Originally posted by uncle_abc:

  i've got no sausage, only got giant rod

  hmm, then probably she will let ur giant rod rot..
  
• #$%^&*

  8 Aug 06, 23:15

  hi, what's the time now?
• pretzel

  8 Aug 06, 23:28

  Can I put my hot rod between your legs?
• faithful967

  9 Aug 06, 00:04

  Originally posted by aHGer^83:

  ever heard of tie bang mo chen zhen?

  then i can use the zhen from the tie bang for sado m.
  then the girl will be damned shiok....
• uncle_abc

  9 Aug 06, 00:06

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  hmm, then probably she will let ur giant rod rot..
  

  infinity minus anything is still infinity.....
• Gordonator

  9 Aug 06, 21:44

  your body look like a textbook, may i study it?
• Rejected

  9 Aug 06, 21:45

  Originally posted by Gordonator:

  your body look like a textbook, may i study it?

  
• Devil1976

  10 Aug 06, 11:59

  "Err......"
  
  "Ok...."
• Gunyandao

  10 Aug 06, 14:34

  "�¬ˆ·”‡�¥‰ä“I–¼•�"
  "xiao jie, ze shi wo de ming pian"
  
  one of this friend of mine uses a LAO TU pick up line.
  " xiao jie, ni hen mian shan"