Singapore Intelligence Agency
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of cos lah.. if gahmen dun teach, we complain!Originally posted by Pitot:change liao? hai.. now government teach u everything.
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Finishing Sun Tzu's Art of War doesn't mean you are fit to become a spy.
Maybe you should enquire at Woodbridge first... -
You go to New Phoenix Park. THat's where they are located.Originally posted by #$%^&*:Yep, as I guessed it, nobody knows the name.
Hmmm....ok....maybe I should call my contacts...or inquire the Home Ministry.
Any agents reading this, PM me please. I am quite experienced and capable. I have finished reading all volumes of Sun Tzu Art of War.
Let me know.
But Singapore has 2 official intelligence agency.
One is ISD, the other is MID -
a spy should finish the whole series of james bond movies 1st.
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wei wei wei! cannot say!!!!!!!!!!Originally posted by Ponders:You go to New Phoenix Park. THat's where they are located.
But Singapore has 2 official intelligence agency.
One is ISD, the other is MID -
No one of the recruitment office is at Istana. But you need a password to get in. It's "I have a bomb". Tell that to the guards and they will direct you to the ISD.
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Originally posted by FireIce:wei wei wei! cannot say!!!!!!!!!!
everyone oso know ma.. -
Don't worry...Originally posted by FireIce:wei wei wei! cannot say!!!!!!!!!!
i don't think the threadstarter even know where the place is. ahaha
want to apply for job but need to go forum to find out.. abit hopeless liao -
except the threadstarter.Originally posted by Pitot: everyone oso know ma.. -
especially when it's a Secret Agent job.Originally posted by Ponders:Don't worry...
i don't think the threadstarter even know where the place is. ahaha
want to apply for job but need to go forum to find out.. abit hopeless liao
Dun even know how to source for info liao still want to be secret agent? only fools would go on forums and ask such things.. zzz -
Originally posted by #$%^&*:
u read the comics isit?
I have finished reading all volumes of Sun Tzu Art of War.
reading finish Sun Tse art of war does not make u a general or anything. it is knowing how to apply the teachings that matters. -
Originally posted by saline:u read the comics isit?
reading finish Sun Tse art of war does not make u a general or anything. it is knowing how to apply the teachings that matters. ya lor that means i finish play all my MGS, splinter cell games means i can be spy liao -
You can tryOriginally posted by #$%^&*:But what is the name of this intelligence agency? Anybody knows?
USA has CIA,
Israel has Mossad,
UK has M1.
How about Singapore?
You ever heard of the name? Seems like they are so low profile. Maybe they are so good.
CCC
RC
WEC
MAEC
IAEC
SCEC
YEC
CCMC
Just go to the CC near your house to get an application form. Oh, you need to submit two colour photos too. -
you ppl shld watch more spy movies.
thread starter, if you r fit to become a good spy, THEY will come look for you, not the other way round!!
They will be suited with black western suits and wearing a pair of sunglasses with the new sd 103 fossil watch carrying a suitcase.
They will confront you in a enclosed area and ask you to consider the deal
if you dont accept in helping them, they will kill you....no lah, they will ask you to sign an official document. -
and u will haf a new name, a new identity, a new hairstyle.......if required, u have to go for plastic surgery
u will have a chip inserted behind ur ear so they can trace ur whereabouts 24/7
they will record ur every move and everything u say -
Yea and they will ask you to take the red or the blue pill.
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My work is so secretive that even I don't know what I'm doing. You want my job?
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All new then does that mean a new penIs also? But if change a new one, the wife can discover the difference if the new one is not the exact replica of the old one when flaccid or erect. So secret leaked to wife how?Originally posted by FireIce:and u will haf a new name, a new identity, a new hairstyle.......if required, u have to go for plastic surgery
u will have a chip inserted behind ur ear so they can trace ur whereabouts 24/7
they will record ur every move and everything u say
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You forgot about the removal of fingerprints! So that you don't leave a trace behind..Originally posted by FireIce:and u will haf a new name, a new identity, a new hairstyle.......if required, u have to go for plastic surgery
u will have a chip inserted behind ur ear so they can trace ur whereabouts 24/7
they will record ur every move and everything u say -
I read from somewhere that most secret agencies like to recruit engineering graduates with high IQs to their organizations because they have the qualities they want.
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Why 2? Are they working together or loggerheads?Originally posted by Ponders:You go to New Phoenix Park. THat's where they are located.
But Singapore has 2 official intelligence agency.
One is ISD, the other is MID -
Espionage
While a terrorist incident is highly visible, espionage cases are not. In 1982, ISD exposed and expelled two Russian spies for espionage activities in Singapore. One was Anatoly Alexeyvich Larkin, a Soviet military intelligence (GRU) officer, who attempted to cultivate a SAF army officer holding the rank of 2nd Lt to conduct espionage against the SAF. The other was Alexander Alexandrovich Bondarev, another Soviet military intelligence officer, who was sent to take over a Soviet spy network which had a local agent working for it since the 1970s.
More recent cases include the ones when ISD arrested two persons in 1997 and another 4 persons in 1998 under the ISA for involvement in espionage and foreign subversive activities prejudicial to the security of Singapore. Of the two persons arrested in 1997, one was a male Singapore Permanent Resident who was a deep-cover operative of a foreign intelligence service. He had used the other, a female Singaporean, as a collaborator. Of the four Singapore citizens detained in 1998, three were controlled agents for a foreign intelligence agency. One of them recruited the fourth person to collect intelligence on and to subvert a local community organisation. All six of them have been released.
http://www2.mha.gov.sg/mha/isd/newisd_earlyyears.html
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Maybe he was really recruited in future but was killed in a foreign country by their respective spy agencies once he reach there....
That makes the end of career for the wanan-be Spy.. -
or maybe he end up like the stephen chow Guo Chan Ling Ling Qi,Originally posted by Urroh:Maybe he was really recruited in future but was killed in a foreign country by their respective spy agencies once he reach there....
That makes the end of career for the wanan-be Spy..
"this gadget looks like a gun, but is actually a shaver in disguise" -
if u are a gal then u go geylang
those uncle that come to u and ask u how much is secret agent