Woah that was really really good experience with an ang mo..

• Kuali Baba

  6 Sep 06, 05:57

  Originally posted by #$%^&*:

  rotiprata you mean?
  
  Anyway I know a Finn. Her name is Mika Raikonnen.

  ....
• BadzMaro

  6 Sep 06, 08:35

  wtf ?
• <Precious>

  6 Sep 06, 08:46

  Loh Soh!
  Cheong hei!
  Next time juz go straight to the point ok?
• carlsonxjd

  6 Sep 06, 08:51

  Originally posted by banzie:

  Relax Relax Relax... let me finish... Yea so you know we somehow felt we click..... then as we are able to go home... at the door step... she and her friends turned to us... to invite us for seafood at east coast, chili crab... so I said Chilli Crab mai Hum... that is so funny.

  no creativity. always use same stunt. not funny loh.
• ctstalin

  6 Sep 06, 08:54

  i haven't look at the replies...but i hope someone reminded you: NPNT
• shandower

  6 Sep 06, 08:58

  Ok...so you saw a beautiful babe who showed some skin.
• Urroh

  6 Sep 06, 10:12

  NHNT!!
  
  +1!!
• serenatang

  6 Sep 06, 15:00

  so? da san with the ang moh lor... ang moh very open one
• CanadianBornChinese

  6 Sep 06, 15:15

  lol at thread.
  
  
• banzie

  6 Sep 06, 16:20

  Wait wait wait LAH don't be so angry yet... I haven't finish the STORY!!! So you know we are now abit quite click hor... we went to east coast for seafood... It was nice... and of coz at east coast the chili crab no hum... While eating I kept noticing her.. I think she is really hot and the most beautiful ang mo girl I seen... more more hot than the chili crab you see... but Chili crab also very hot.... ok but think I drink alittle too much so I abit urgent so I went to the toilet... You know the toilet is alittle distance type rite at the back... I really run you see... no lah actually abit of a limping... so I go toilet relieve myself, the toilet not very big actually as I came out to walk back she was right in front of me....
• ctstalin

  6 Sep 06, 17:13

  great great great, continue the story pls
  
  what happened next?
• kaitokura

  6 Sep 06, 20:34

  haiz... dun tell story half way le.. >.<
• Ito_^

  6 Sep 06, 20:38

  didn't u post something like this before..?
• alvin-ncs

  6 Sep 06, 21:06

  .......
• banzie

  6 Sep 06, 21:53

  Ok ok give me a break....so I look at her and ask want to eat lobster with hum? hehe Just kidding hor... joke abit can or not...!? where did we stop oh yeah the outside the toilet... so you know so happened to see her outside the toilet.... I abit shocked and blushing... but I really love that kind of feeling lor... you know the kind which you know when a very pretty girl is in front of you and your heart pounding and stomache butterfly type... shoik ar!!!!... She look at me and smile and said" Do you always look at girls like the way you did just now?"... I think she said something like that... can't really remember lah so long sia... but I was abit shock still... still looking at her wondering what did she say!? so like any guys did I just smile with a grin... the type singaporean blur grin... before long I realised how dumb I was... smiling like an idiot so I ask... so you going to the toilet...!? Tot she would say "Ar ber den" but she didn't she quite nice girl... instead she reply "No just wanted to get some fresh air by the park..."... FFFWaahh siao ah now what time liao still want to go park walk... I think Finish people abit crazy leh!? She so pretty wait got color wolf how? Even if I go there I don't think I can control some more its dark leh... go park see what? see monkies doing businessis it!? Finnish people really tok kong ah. I look at her with my eye open like fish and jaw drop until my feet almost drooled... ok lah to be awfully truthful I'm just admiring her at that time... didn't really think what she saying... so she walk towards the park by the backdoor... At the time You really dun noe man what happened... I still in abit of a shocked lor like just stuck 4d toto and big sweep all at once like that.... sibei blur ah.... and abit dumbfounded... but out of a sudden...she turned around and ask me "would you want to join me?"... Wah Kaoz I'm like a catapillar exploded into a butterfly.......
• hxm

  6 Sep 06, 23:01

  Originally posted by banzie:

  Ok ok give me a break....so I look at her and ask want to eat lobster with hum? hehe Just kidding hor... joke abit can or not...!? where did we stop oh yeah the outside the toilet... so you know so happened to see her outside the toilet.... I abit shocked and blushing... but I really love that kind of feeling lor... you know the kind which you know when a very pretty girl is in front of you and your heart pounding and stomache butterfly type... shoik ar!!!!... She look at me and smile and said" Do you always look at girls like the way you did just now?"... I think she said something like that... can't really remember lah so long sia... but I was abit shock still... still looking at her wondering what did she say!? so like any guys did I just smile with a grin... the type singaporean blur grin... before long I realised how dumb I was... smiling like an idiot so I ask... so you going to the toilet...!? Tot she would say "Ar ber den" but she didn't she quite nice girl... instead she reply "No just wanted to get some fresh air by the park..."... FFFWaahh siao ah now what time liao still want to go park walk... I think Finish people abit crazy leh!? She so pretty wait got color wolf how? Even if I go there I don't think I can control some more its dark leh... go park see what? see monkies doing businessis it!? Finnish people really tok kong ah. I look at her with my eye open like fish and jaw drop until my feet almost drooled... ok lah to be awfully truthful I'm just admiring her at that time... didn't really think what she saying... so she walk towards the park by the backdoor... At the time You really dun noe man what happened... I still in abit of a shocked lor like just stuck 4d toto and big sweep all at once like that.... sibei blur ah.... and abit dumbfounded... but out of a sudden...she turned around and ask me "would you want to join me?"... Wah Kaoz I'm like a catapillar exploded into a butterfly.......

  
• digicharat

  6 Sep 06, 23:29

  and den?
  got sio gan bo?
  no sio gan no talk please.
• carlsonxjd

  7 Sep 06, 09:20

  
• Urroh

  7 Sep 06, 09:22

  Originally posted by digicharat:

  and den?
  got sio gan bo?
  no sio gan no talk please.

  New short form!! NSGNT!!
  
  
• ctstalin

  7 Sep 06, 09:36

  den den wat happened?? dun say story say halfway leh
  
  /me grabs popcorns and watch free show
• dragg

  7 Sep 06, 10:02

  Originally posted by banzie:
  That day you know I went to my friends house for a gathering or some kinda shit.... I was there with my friends... mostly girls... My friend was a ang mo that comes to Sg from Finland for a couple of months... and his bunch of ang mo friend came... Out of the few there is just so happened to have this pretty young ang mo babe... so nice in a short mini skirt dress.... we are sitting at the sofa for a while and I kept noticing her... then she came and sat in front of us... think she ZG abit ( My friends told me she wasn't wearing anyting) I missed it though... I'm a face fetish.. I usually look at the looks more than anything... but MAN she is really pretty... My heart is pounding and my desire and strong... we chat chat chat for a while... [b]she don't have good english but she is nice to chat and most importantly she is really hot and pretty...then when we about to leave the place....[/b]

  your english.....
  
  
• shandower

  7 Sep 06, 10:07

  Right.
• laserolla

  7 Sep 06, 10:26

  damn good story teller.
  I take my condom off.
• banzie

  7 Sep 06, 10:41

  Sorry that I'm writing in pure Singlish... to be more expressive...and easy understand.... sorry to all the english scholars or brits reading here... This is a Singapore forum! Support the Singlish haha no offence... Ok ok back to the story... forgive me... dude
  
  So you see we were walking along the park by the sea... woah its a very nice nite.. actually no stars and moon that night.... only quite a few people like us walking... mostly couples....we talk and talk abit as we walk... she told me about her abit I asked her why she decided to come to SG... she tell me its an oppotunity for her.. somehow we really click... everything was like so fine lor.. I was feeling like imagining me looking like Cupid jumping from clouds to clouds that kind with my harp playing.... FFFFwwwaaahh really like heaven on earth man! but it doesn't last only until she told me she got a bf in Finland.... I was like... Almost choke sia.... you know like the feeling of seeing paris hilton in the net very excited and tempted that kind suddenly Ru Hua appeared.... Ok ok very disappointed... but still we walked on and chat... until about a little distance away that time I'm already no mood liao.. thinking haiz its gonna be some kinda friend friend thing worse come to worse gonna have another new sister already... she begin to sit on the park bench on a rather secluded location... I joined her... looking at the sea...thinking (kaoz the rest of the guys must be still waiting for us to end the day... ) suddenly I felt her thigh touching mine...Don't ask me how I feel at that moment coz I'm wearing pants... not shorts... can't feel much.. I turned and look at her... she wasn't looking at me but at the sea... Those kind you know the girl trying to act blur.. as if nothing happened.. so at this momment of time I was wondering wat exactly I should do... I shouldn't take advantage of her... or wat... hey I'm a gentleman... but then again I"m SINGLE leh and very desperate... its not difficult to subcumb to temptation before someone this beautiful... then she spoke....
• tortoise55

  7 Sep 06, 10:58

  /went to order mee siam mai hum
  
  faster continue