Craziest / Funniest thing YOU've done in SCHOOL?
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the phtoshopped summon got his own license plate and the timing is correct annotOriginally posted by toyota-corolla:i was also in PA dept. there was once, my teacher told me to test mic.
this is what i said into the mic "may the vehicle owner SFQ **** L, please move your vehicle now, as is blocking the passage way to washroom, i said move your vehicle now!!
" he said, you better watch out. 
same teacher again, but this time, i go photoshop parking summon and left 15 photoshop summon on his car
the offence is also correcct annot ? -
got complain to MOE ? or write to The Straits Times ?Originally posted by jam on a bread:Yelled at a male teacher before because he wanted to molest me
walk out of the class while the teacher is teaching. -
all correct one, by the time he took car, he know i was the one who do it. cause every summon i will put my name there and write, i was hereOriginally posted by rathcycle:the phtoshopped summon got his own license plate and the timing is correct annot
the offence is also correcct annot ? -
haha most of the times is suddenly i heard a crack.. but there are times i exert force on the table intentionally until it crackedOriginally posted by rathcycle:wah lau where can lidat...
must be honest
your school got teach you intergrity annot ? -
still... you should own up mahz...Originally posted by kenshin_himura:haha most of the times is suddenly i heard a crack.. but there are times i exert force on the table intentionally until it cracked
nan ren, gan zhuo gan dang. -
hmmm in this 4 years of my sec school life many thing happen. i try to write wat i remember...
sec 1, i always with 3 of my malay friends. then our class got 1 small size guy. then 1 of the malay guy say very boring. so he suggest to put the small size inside the recycle bin. so they 3 force him and put inside, then i open the cover. after closing the cover, they kick the bin. then got some punishment la..
sec 2. my friend kena call out of class becoz he did something, and teacher wanna ask him. so i said " song bo" then after teacher finish talk with him. teacher ask me come out, then teacher say " song bo " is a vulgar. then teacher ask me go detention, then i after lesson punch the guy face and cry ....
then at sec 2. at recess me and my friends eat finish, then we walking around. then i saw this fire alarm, my friend say i never press before. then i say nvm 1 lar . then i " press " with 1 finger on the alarm. then i like show wont break, so i continue to try my luck but KNOCKING the glass and POOOOOF. RINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG. i tried to run but kena caught. punishment > canning LOL
sec3. not sure wat happen
sec 4. my english teacher say u are like a fool, i replied fcuktard.
another time is that my teacher say i greet slightly louder , then ask me go stand so i abit rebellious and do something stuff and dunno why tell the teacher stfu. -
put thumbtack on classmate chair ..
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that is super evil....Originally posted by meltz:put thumbtack on classmate chair ..
ouch ouch..
imagine if that classmate the buttock bleeds..
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Craziest : Challenged Principal to kick me out. She go and threaten me by wanting to cancel my student pass .. only did she realised i do not have a student pass as i am local with foreign name. haha.
She wanted to kick me out based on hear-say input by teachers whom i might have offended in one way or another.
In the end, she realised that she got no hard-evidence to kick me out on discipline matters. .. what's more.. my school results was like in the top 10 in the level.
So she just let the matter pass and let me take O level peacefully.
Funniest: Kissed a girl on stage for a play. -
so luckiOriginally posted by Ponders:Craziest : Challenged Principal to kick me out. She go and threaten me by wanting to cancel my student pass .. only did she realised i do not have a student pass as i am local with foreign name. haha.
She wanted to kick me out based on hear-say input by teachers whom i might have offended in one way or another.
In the end, she realised that she got no hard-evidence to kick me out on discipline matters. .. what's more.. my school results was like in the top 10 in the level.
So she just let the matter pass and let me take O level peacefully.
Funniest: Kissed a girl on stage for a play. -
put a chewing gum into my english teacher's car exhaust pipe
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fu cking a girl
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wheres the pic ?Originally posted by =)):fu cking a girl -
Made a huge "I (heart) U" on the field... during April's Fool... using toilet papers
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i think i most guai le after reading what u all do.
i very good de. During chinese lesson first thing is to say lao si zao an rite i say lao si zai jian. She heard it then chase me out of the class.
i also very good i model student leh. I just climb things nia. Climb onto the school rooftop and climb gate to enjoy the scenery. Then took part in small projects like cutting school gate. -
i turn up for school on monday.
which i haven been to school on monday ever since i was there, from primary school to secondary school.
nobody ever had the memory of me being in school on monday. NOONE!
except that one fateful day.. i showed up suddenly!
counted?
i took all the club fund juz before graduation and spent it happily. and noone knows about it cuz the account book i touch hand leg. den club goes into bankruptcy..
yes! i took one! come bite me!
i fed alot of things to the koi fishes in my schools, bread, flower petals, ice, chili, prata, paper, coins, pebbles.. -
accidentally sprayed fart gas all over the school
teachers thought got short circuit somewhere, so two fire engines was called. -
wahahahahahahahahahaahOriginally posted by alexkusu:accidentally sprayed fart gas all over the school
teachers thought got short circuit somewhere, so two fire engines was called. -
I spat over the railing while walking along the 3rd story..
...and my saliva landed on the top of my DM's head..
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extortion counts???
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this is going to be fun...
i sigh a 4 year contract for canning each year...
every year will kana...
i can remember everything....
sec 1...throw a chair at the chinese teacher that just scold me...(canning)
sec 2...steal things at science lab, workshop, computer lab...(canning)
sec 3...go play with fire extingise...and fire alarm...(canning)
sec 4...throw my friend in the pond of my school...(canning)
many stupid thing i done...
as i am blacklisted by teachers...
stealed alot of things without ppl knowing...now i got alot of wood, metal, plastic and glass pieces and poles at home...haha...
and have alot of fun at secondary school...
craziest thing happen but not known by teachers is....going to put one of my female classmates cloths and everything came out...means....she never button and tie her cloths...and i dont know and pull it...
funniest thing is pao to to teacher that there is a group of students in the toilet, smoking and using their phones...about 12 of them...and they all get caught... (all because of me)
too many things happen in sec school...
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in ITE...
hmmm...got some...cause i became very guai...
craziest things is that i gone into the class not knowing some of my female classmates are changing....and play of them by taking their shirt away...
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funniest things is that i throw the bball at the teacher watching us when we play bball... -
dontknow what then is crazy n funny
cant remb also
when the time come..dont really know whats happening -
sec 2 my teacher kept my bag in e class locker, i came bac e next dae wif a screwdriver and open up tt damn shit...
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This incident i had seen was quite funny...
there is a cat fight between 2 ah lians in the school. it was a "publicized" event and so all the ah-beng ah huay gathered at the venue (a classroom) to become spectators..
they started fighting and one managed to strip off the other's pe tshirt and thus exposing her top (bra on of course).
so happens a teacher conducting remedial happen to walk pass...
instead of interfering, she just said, "aiyoh!!!" and pretended to nothing had happened and walked away. haahah -
switched signs from the toilet.. Gents become ladies and vice versa... It was hilarity for a few minutes though
go to PE room and steal equipment... not bad equipment... adidas soccer balls.. baseball bats..roller blades also.. those high end ones
Indulge in a private tete-a-tete with ex gf for 5 periods behind the school stage exciting and ranks as one of the most memorable moments in life.
Stole enyclopedias from the school library...trivial stuff like burning grass..make bonfire from textbooks during camp..smoking...
all these while i was the Asst Head Prefect/Counsellor Always managed to find a scapegoat/alibi for those