1) dip it inside water for 2 hrs, Then dry it under the sun.
2) Pass me the new wallet, i give u my season one.
3) go to Ochard Rd and dump it on the rd. Pick up in an hr time.
4) Keep squeezing it as long as ur hand can take it.
5) Go to the nearest Minimart and grap the most expensive Chicken seasoning.
6) Put inside ur jean pocket and take it out. Repeat for 2000 times.
7) Put it inside ur washing machine.

walk the whole East Coast from start to end dragging ur wallet.
9) Hook up ur wallet like a punching bag and start seasoning it.
10) Pay me i help u season it.