JOBS that you can nvr do
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can dream la..but in reality, I can't brace myself to have these jobs
1. Politician - not interested in politics. I don't wish to have an anti-pokkagreentea campaign when i become the mp.
2. Butcher - too bloody, too gory to slaughter animals. (even though I eat eat myself).
3. Plastic surgeon - again, too bloody. If operation's not succesful (in case the patient dies), I may feel guilty for the rest of my life.
4. Zookeeper - scared later the bears attack me how? then need to clean elephant sai, big & smelly.
5. Security guard - Patrolling around the area is boring.
6. Caretaker - take care of dead bodies, i scared le.
7. factory worker - must stand all day in a stuffy environment and it's a blue collar job. I wouldn't do it unless I have no better choice.
8. Singer/dancer - not talented in that area liao.
9. Teacher - I'm very impatient one, esp with children. I'm also very cruel, if student naughty, I rotan them.
10. Stripper - I don't like to create indecent exposure.
what about you? -
Moderatress of Bar and Chit Chat
coz i not gal -
Moderator of Lao Tao Zi Net.
cux i not laotaozi. -
President - they offer me but I told them I duwwan
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why not.... you do nothing and still get money what...Originally posted by PointBlue:President - they offer me but I told them I duwwan -
why boys cannot?Originally posted by laurence82:Moderatress of Bar and Chit Chat
coz i not gal -
i cannot be a twit.
coz im too cool
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bu yao lian.Originally posted by aku1b0d0:i cannot be a twit.
coz im too cool -
That's why.Originally posted by pokkagreentea:why boys cannot? -
stewardess - too short
model/actress/singer - too short again
policewoman - too dangerous for a petite woman like me
lawyer - lousy in studies
doctor - lousy in studies again
teacher - lousy in studies again n again
businesswoman - lazy to strategise -
coz i can apply only for moderator, not moderatress?
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u so poor thing ar. then wad do u wan to become?Originally posted by Cool-gal:stewardess - too short
model/actress/singer - too short again
policewoman - too dangerous for a petite woman like me
lawyer - lousy in studies
doctor - lousy in studies again
teacher - lousy in studies again n again
businesswoman - lazy to strategise
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haahaa.
wad to do???
so currently doing sales, just need to talk when needed to. to counteract qtions thrown with my IQ n EQ. -
secret! :X
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Prostitute.... coz i nt a gal...
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doesnt matter. u got an ass rite??Originally posted by BlUe G@rF|eLd:Prostitute.... coz i nt a gal...
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what type of sales are you doing which needs IQ and EQ??Originally posted by Cool-gal:haahaa.
wad to do???
so currently doing sales, just need to talk when needed to. to counteract qtions thrown with my IQ n EQ. -
Tao Yan... gt masking tape covering it for freshness....Originally posted by Cool-gal:doesnt matter. u got an ass rite??
make do with it ba...
Kant suka suka open seal wan... -
Sales - because I don't like talking
Any civil service job - because I don't meet the physical requirements
Any jobs related to bar, clubbing and the likes - Out of question, morally idiotic to do so and health reasons -
so you talking office or factory job?Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:Sales - because I don't like talking
Any civil service job - because I don't meet the physical requirements
Any jobs related to bar, clubbing and the likes - Out of question, morally idiotic to do so and health reasons
cos it doesnot required those that you mention.. -
Yeah... but I wish they can close both eyes about how old I look before I take out my IC.Originally posted by leo-kun:so you talking office or factory job?
cos it doesnot required those that you mention.. -
IT lor...Originally posted by leo-kun:what type of sales are you doing which needs IQ and EQ??Yeah... but I wish they can close both eyes about how old I look before I take out my IC.
wads wrong with ur face or IC?? -
freshness of ur fart or sai????Originally posted by BlUe G@rF|eLd:Tao Yan... gt masking tape covering it for freshness....
Kant suka suka open seal wan...
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They thought I'm some young kid... my physical size don't help either. So the moment I said I'm looking for a job, they tell me to go back as I'm underage...Originally posted by Cool-gal:wads wrong with ur face or IC?? -
gigolo - never