How U Would React 2 These (Possible) Everyday Situations?
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1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2
I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4 -
my answer to question:Originally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
1) pretend I didn't see 
2) pretend to be drunk
3) pretend I didn't fart
4) try to ask for help from some kind passerbys
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The answer to 4): Buy the cheapest fare,$1. Plus deposit is $2. When u reach yr destination, u wun be able to exit cos fare not enough.Go to control station.tell the guy there to check. he will say short of $$0.70 etc..Tell him u dun have small note, can he take the whole card and change for you.So he will have 2 give u back $0.30. Or, he will let you exit 1st and then u go machine take back $1 deposit,u give the $1 to him then he return the change 2 u
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1) No choice, laugh it off.
2) Probably give something to them as guarantee, like my IC. Then tell them I'll come and pay tomorrow. Once I forgot to withdraw money from the ATM and went for a haircut, then I left my handphone there and came back with the money.
3) Wah, never happen before! Maybe change the topic quickly. 
4) Hmm, probably go ask the control station people for help. -
Loophole!Originally posted by snobbish:The answer to 4): Buy the cheapest fare,$1. Plus deposit is $2. When u reach yr destination, u wun be able to exit cos fare not enough.Go to control station.tell the guy there to check. he will say short of $$0.70 etc..Tell him u dun have small note, can he take the whole card and change for you.So he will have 2 give u back $0.30. Or, he will let you exit 1st and then u go machine take back $1 deposit,u give the $1 to him then he return the change 2 u -
!)how to laugh it offOriginally posted by ^spidee^:1) No choice, laugh it off.
2) Probably give something to them as guarantee, like my IC. Then tell them I'll come and pay tomorrow. Once I forgot to withdraw money from the ATM and went for a haircut, then I left my handphone there and came back with the money.
3) Wah, never happen before! Maybe change the topic quickly.
4) Hmm, probably go ask the control station people for help. -
Don't think about it, pretend it's your own style.Originally posted by snobbish:!)how to laugh it off -
The smell lehOriginally posted by ^spidee^:Don't think about it, pretend it's your own style. 
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You mean the fart ah? Change topic, or hold her hand and run, say you are in a hurry..Originally posted by snobbish:The smell leh -
Actually i try b4 1)
i was at my ex house one nite.We had a quarrel..He said he wanted to go nearby fill up petrol(probably to cool things). I die die want to follow. When there i got out of the vehicle while waiting 4 him. A car with a couple passed by and the girl was laughing at me. I realised i had worn 2 different shoes..My ex came back and laugh and say orh bi good -
Originally posted by snobbish:Actually i try b4 1)
i was at my ex house one nite.We had a quarrel..He said he wanted to go nearby fill up petrol(probably to cool things). I die die want to follow. When there i got of the vehicle while waiting 4 him. A car with a couple passed by and the girl was laughing at me. I realised i had worn 2 different shoes..My ex came back and laugh and say orh bi good -
if got a chair, drag the chair lohOriginally posted by ^spidee^:You mean the fart ah? Change topic, or hold her hand and run, say you are in a hurry.. -
clever!Originally posted by snobbish:if got a chair, drag the chair loh -
1. get off the train and jump into an oncoming train and dieOriginally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
2. run into the kitchen take chopper and kill myself
3. silent her.
4. rob the handicap busker around the mrt station. -
i noe...Originally posted by snobbish:!)how to laugh it off
point to ur shoes n start laughing," wahahhahha, see wrong shoes!!" -
1) pretend to be blindOriginally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
2) force urself to vomit a little...said got problem with food...demand compensation
3) hey nobody is perfect...
4) nt a problem. go all the way to ur destination...tell station master somebody stole ur wallet... -
You are suspected of highly mental problems~ lolOriginally posted by digicharat:1. get off the train and jump into an oncoming train and die
2. run into the kitchen take chopper and kill myself
3. silent her.
4. rob the handicap busker around the mrt station. -
heOriginally posted by Y_Shun:You are suspected of highly mental problems~ lol Very potential/prone to violent Acts -
There are twice where I worn my shirt inside out and I happily walked till MRT then suddenly realised. Malu!
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Originally posted by RaTtY8l:i noe...
point to ur shoes n start laughing," wahahhahha, see wrong shoes!!" -
1, 2, 3 no experience.Originally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
For 4, I'm just lucky. I got a free ride. -
cek ark ah u....Originally posted by digicharat:1. get off the train and jump into an oncoming train and die
2. run into the kitchen take chopper and kill myself
3. silent her.
4. rob the handicap busker around the mrt station. -
ok lets share experiences on how to concealing farts after u had farted?
mayb put the blame on others by holding ur nose n staring at the poor guy? -
Originally posted by ^spidee^:
Never bring wallet where got ic... No choice lor.. stay and wash the dishes lor
2) Probably give something to them as guarantee, like my IC. Then tell them I'll come and pay tomorrow. Once I forgot to withdraw money from the ATM and went for a haircut, then I left my handphone there and came back with the money. [/b]
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1)change sides. tat way, each foot will get to wear a different colour shoe for a same period of time.Originally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
2) scream "SUMONE PICKED MY POCKET"
3) "excuse my burp, that was a sumptious meal thanks for inviting me"
4) use bottle cap shove in...