How U Would React 2 These (Possible) Everyday Situations?
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1. be brave enough to wear it and when ple ask, say "this is the current trend, u know? You are outdated liao lah!" or get another pair of shoes at nearby shoe shop.
2. Pretend to say hi and smile, do some small talk with another diner in that restaurant. Then tell him the boss is ur fren, ask him wave to him and smile, coz he dun have to pay for the meal. Then go tell the boss that the guy is paying for you, smile and walk out of the restaurant.
3. Pinch his nose and say "Oops sorry~!" and force out a cute smile, blush.
4. i will choose to take a direct bus and hopefully it will bring me home or somewhere near, then walk home. Or maybe use $2 to buy a standard ticket first. alight at the designated destination, take the $1 refund and take a bus home. If not, then geh geh follow a person through the transition and end up dun have to pay a single cent.
disclaimer: All the methods mentioned above have not been tested and proven to work.
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1. i'd go get mc and call in to say im sick.Originally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
2. talk to manager about it, im sure we can come up with something other den getting arrested and hard labour, and indecent favors.
3. laughed about it and apologise.
4. no ideas man.. can't even imagine. -
oh yah hor..Originally posted by HeXy:Never bring wallet where got ic... No choice lor.. stay and wash the dishes lor
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my solution to all 4 silly situations is very simple - lepot polis
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tat day on bus one lady her pants drop off
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wah, u sound like an expert sia..Originally posted by snobbish:if got a chair, drag the chair loh
anyway, i kana tat once. but my fart came out b4 the dragging of chair.
but heng, tats not my date but a tuition-mate(female).
then she looked at me, i damn pai say sia... -
Originally posted by Cool-gal:wah, u sound like an expert sia..
anyway, i kana tat once. but my fart came out b4 the dragging of chair. but heng, tats not my date but a tuition-mate(female).
then she looked at me, i damn pai say sia... Too slow, next time muz drag faster when u feel a fart coming -
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haahaa.Originally posted by snobbish: Too slow, next time muz drag faster when u feel a fart coming
my brain and ass cant sync sometimes. -
Originally posted by snobbish:tat day on bus one lady her pants drop off
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1)go shop buy new shoeOriginally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
2)tell the guy my situation, leave behind name,nric,contact,address, tell him will return tml
3)ops, sorry
4)take bus -
1) step in mud, so both shoesbecome brownOriginally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
2) quickly run the fuk out without paying
3) say excuse me lor, what else todo
4) then get more money, idiot. -
if 1) and 2) happen same time?mean if wrong shoe,then 4get bring wallet then you fart in front of cute guy???Suay ah,Originally posted by bksianzz:1)go shop buy new shoe
2)tell the guy my situation, leave behind name,nric,contact,address, tell him will return tml
3)ops, sorry
4)take bus -
Example u do the above BUTOriginally posted by the.owl:1) step in mud, so both shoesbecome brown
2) quickly run the fuk out without paying
3) say excuse me lor, what else todo
4) then get more money, idiot.
1)there is dog poo poo in the mud,both shoes kana
2)run out liao realise the only way out is through lift but lift spoilt
3)
4)but if u only have $2? I remember a show that Jordan Chan starred.In it he was a lucky man who had very good luck but poor attitude.One morning he was fired..but he gets a call from another company who wants to hire him but he muz reach them b4 5pm(must take ferry).He then got robbed. he picks some coin on the floor.and calls his ex gal frns/family etc,no body bother to help him as he was unkind to them b4.Many bad things happen along the way as he trys to get to his destination.He juz needs some dollar to cross the sea but juz cannot do so -
1) i would act like its the current trend lahOriginally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
2) talk to the manager, give him something valuable like my IC as a guarantee and come back the next day.
3) make joke of it lah. steady
4) ask some kind passerby to lend u 2 bucks, take the deposit and pay back. -
1)hmm, shoudn't be a problem becos it's becoming a trendOriginally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2 I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4
2)not sure.
3)wanna fart, let the gas out slowly or part by part Dun let go in one shot. If accidentally let go in one shot, just say sorry
4)easy but illigal, go to anyone and get behind him or her. make sure your body are close to him or her when they want to enter the gate. they tap their ezlink and just follow closely behind them.
another method, crawl inside
or last one
go to any ntuc supermarkets and look out for their trolleys. see got anybody leave their troley behind with the $1 coin inserted. quickly take it out and use it as a deposit -
Originally posted by snobbish:1)U are on the train almost reaching yr destination 2 work..To yr horror, u look down at your shoes and realise you have worn one side of 2 different pair of very different shoes! Worse, one side is white, the other is black
Is okay.. latest trend mah !!
2)U are dining alone at a restaurant when you realise you hae forgotten 2 bring your wallet! U dun have a phone with you and you cannot remember anyone of yr frn's numbers. Yr family is out of town..The restaurant is almost closing..
Aiya, easy la.. help the restaurant to wash dishes...
3)You fart loudly in front of yr date.......
Admit you fart, that make your date think you are a honest guy :-X
4)You need to take mrt to somewhere and the single fare cost $2 + $1 deposit, total is $ 3..U only have $ 2
Take bus.. in Singapore, transport is so convenient I have the solution to 4) cos i try b4 -
eh snob, why ur mishaps all very extreme type sia??
seems like no way to siam it. -
We muz be readily prepared for all the worst mahOriginally posted by Cool-gal:eh snob, why ur mishaps all very extreme type sia??
seems like no way to siam it.