Atheists make me laugh...
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Just because all you guys have your "science" and "rationality" doesn't mean anything. Don't you realize that many things can only be uncovered by revelation and spiritual truth?
For example: why was the Universe created? Why do people often bite themselves accidentally in the mouth? Why does an octagon have eight sides, but october is the tenth month?
The truth is - there is only one God.
All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster. -
u wanna smoke your opium,go ahead,i'm outta here!!!
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What opium?
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I told you the one God and CREATOR is the Sneezing Dragon from another Universe!
WHY YOU DUN LISTEN TO ME YOU IMBECILE!!
BITE YOU DEN CHIU NOE AR!!
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You fooking atheist. Sneezing Dragons are all demons in disguise.There is only one God and He shall punish you with his noodly appendage!Originally posted by Ito_^:I told you the one God and CREATOR is the Sneezing Dragon from another Universe!
WHY YOU DUN LISTEN TO ME YOU IMBECILE!!
BITE YOU DEN CHIU NOE AR!! -
here we go again
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what spaghetti or dragon??
Its the Pizza saint that created the world lar.
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Why your signature got the word tree. Are you related to the fucking Talking Tree??!!!!
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The Pizza saint is a mere perversion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just because they both appear Italian in origin doesn't mean you are not worshipping the Devil.Originally posted by TYING:what spaghetti or dragon??
Its the Pizza saint that created the world lar.
The end.
You have been misled. Come back and worship FSM in full pirate regalia! -
No I am not. What is Talking Tree about?Originally posted by Tan Ah Teck:Why your signature got the word tree. Are you related to the fucking Talking Tree??!!!! -
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You must not heard of the lord of steak before...He is the original.Originally posted by Cystaire:The Pizza saint is a mere perversion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Just because they both appear Italian in origin doesn't mean you are not worshipping the Devil.
You have been misled. Come back and worship FSM in full pirate regalia! -
Then you are my friend. The Talking Tree is about revelation and spiritual truth.Originally posted by Cystaire:No I am not. What is Talking Tree about?
My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man. -
how dare you insult my religion!!Originally posted by Cystaire:You fooking atheist. Sneezing Dragons are all demons in disguise.There is only one God and He shall punish you with his noodly appendage!
i shall sue you till you return to stoneage!! -
breakoff cult of some stupid cult. news gt say. cheat ppl money one.Originally posted by Cystaire:No I am not. What is Talking Tree about? -
This thread = very waste of HDD space....anyway +1
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Originally posted by Ito_^:breakoff cult of some stupid cult. news gt say. cheat ppl money one.
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Sneezing dragon is not a religion, its just a legend....Originally posted by Ito_^:how dare you insult my religion!!
i shall sue you till you return to stoneage!!
Its the almighty Lord of the Steak that rules the world!!! -
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Pizza Saint? Lord of Steak? You obviously still have some polytheistic beliefs. Let me be sympathetic to your tribal religion and tell you gently, YOU ARE FOOKING MISTAKEN! HERETIC!Originally posted by TYING:You must not heard of the lord of steak before...He is the original.
Let me remind you that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has three features that illustrates its truthiness:
1. It can fly.
2. It has noodly appendages.
3. It is a monster.
As since it fulfills all three requirements, it is the one true God.
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Sue me? Those are the laws of men. Men are weak and corrupt.Originally posted by Ito_^:how dare you insult my religion!!
i shall sue you till you return to stoneage!!
On the other hand, Divine law is supreme. As an unbeliever you shall be smote by the FSM's noodly appendage.
Take that *twack!* -
I don't know what revelation and spiritual truth the Talking Tree is about.Originally posted by Tan Ah Teck:Then you are my friend. The Talking Tree is about revelation and spiritual truth.
My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man.
All I know for sure is that his revelation and spiritual truth is definitely wrong. -
Let me inform you of the prowess of Lord of Steak to, you silly mortal...Originally posted by Cystaire:Pizza Saint? Lord of Steak? You obviously still have some polytheistic beliefs. Let me be sympathetic to your tribal religion and tell you gently, YOU ARE FOOKING MISTAKEN! HERETIC!
Let me remind you that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has three features that illustrates its truthiness:
1. It can fly.
2. It has noodly appendages.
3. It is a monster.
As since it fulfills all three requirements, it is the one true God.
Arrr!
1) It has supernatural powers that makes it see through everyone's mind and thoughts.
2) It has 4 powerful legs that can kick you to pluto ( the abandoned planet of earthlings)
3) It can moo.
Almighty Lord of Steak, ahmoo... -
Ah my Talking Tree is different. It thinks it is God but it is not. It wants to live forever and continue to rule but one fine day it will be chopped down and all the monkeys clinging on it will scattered.Originally posted by Cystaire:Pizza Saint? Lord of Steak? You obviously still have some polytheistic beliefs. Let me be sympathetic to your tribal religion and tell you gently, YOU ARE FOOKING MISTAKEN! HERETIC!
Let me remind you that the Flying Spaghetti Monster has three features that illustrates its truthiness:
1. It can fly.
2. It has noodly appendages.
3. It is a monster.
As since it fulfills all three requirements, it is the one true God.
Arrr!
A new Tree will grow at its place and it will not be a talking tree. This time only the PEOPLE will do the talking.
My name is Tan Ah Teck and I am an honest man. -
No love god ?