Atheists make me laugh...
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it's dua peh kong create world one
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But you are already part of its system.Originally posted by Cystaire:I don't know what revelation and spiritual truth the Talking Tree is about.
All I know for sure is that his revelation and spiritual truth is definitely wrong.
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I love god.Originally posted by Sekundes:No love god ?
Lord of Steak is God. -
Yes, I admit I am a mere mortal. I cannot judge you, but because FSM can judge you and I receive divine revelation from Him, I shall very reluctantly judge you with all my heart.Originally posted by TYING:Let me inform you of the prowess of Lord of Steak to, you silly mortal...
1) It has supernatural powers that makes it see through everyone's mind and thoughts.
2) It has 4 powerful legs that can kick you to pluto ( the abandoned planet of earthlings)
3) It can moo.
Almighty Lord of Steak, ahmoo...
Why reluctant you ask? Because I love you. I love the sinner but hate the sin. Which is why I shall smite you until you fly to Pluto. With all my love, of course.
Anyway Lord of Steak doesn't exist, my brother. In order to prove that it exist, you must show me why FSM cannot exist! -
sigh.. so rude, no manners.Originally posted by Cystaire:Sue me? Those are the laws of men. Men are weak and corrupt.
On the other hand, Divine law is supreme. As an unbeliever you shall be smote by the FSM's noodly appendage.
Take that *twack!*
such ignorance!
never mind. although you are going to hell and burn for all eternity for your heathen ways, our Sneezing Dragon still loves you.
meantime, wait for my lawyer's letter. -
Originally posted by Ito_^:meantime, wait for my lawyer's letter.
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Wait... you don't happen to be Tom Cruise, are you?Originally posted by Ito_^:sigh.. so rude, no manners. such ignorance!
never mind. although you are going to hell and burn for all eternity for your heathen ways, our Sneezing Dragon still loves you.
meantime, wait for my lawyer's letter. -
Stop criticising LS!Originally posted by Cystaire:Yes, I admit I am a mere mortal. I cannot judge you, but because FSM can judge you and I receive divine revelation from Him, I shall very reluctantly judge you with all my heart.
Why reluctant you ask? Because I love you. I love the sinner but hate the sin. Which is why I shall smite you until you fly to Pluto. With all my love, of course.
Anyway Lord of Steak doesn't exist, my brother. In order to prove that it exist, you must show me why FSM cannot exist!
Are you implying that is FSM does not exist, LS would cease to exist too?
Stop those foolish thoughts of yours, come now, and pay your respect to Lord of Steak! Ahmoo... -
If he really create the world, everyday we would have thunderstorm, the sky will follow his face color..Originally posted by weeie:it's dua peh kong create world one
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I KNOW that FSM exists, and LS does not. Your eyes are blinded by the Devil. Open your heart to the genuine 100% authentic unaltered uncorrected unfalse cast-in-stone TRUTH!Originally posted by TYING:Stop criticising LS!
Are you implying that is FSM does not exist, LS would cease to exist too?
Stop those foolish thoughts of yours, come now, and pay your respect to Lord of Steak! Ahmoo...
I shall also pray for your return, in full pirate regalia. -
I have seek LS holy advice. He told me you are suffering from self denial-illusionised-what-the-crap-there-IS-a-FSM-in-this-world syndrome.Originally posted by Cystaire:I KNOW that FSM exists, and LS does not. Your eyes are blinded by the Devil. Open your heart to the genuine 100% authentic unaltered uncorrected unfalse cast-in-stone TRUTH!
I shall also pray for your return, in full pirate regalia.
And he also said the only thing i could now is to pray for you, with LS blessings, and strength from my prayers, i hope you will regain self-consciousness of the real things around you instead of living in the reel world.
Prayer starts:
I thou seek the strength of Lord of Steak,
and cure Crystaire of her weird syndrome.
May i beseech that my Lord give me the power,
to surround Crystaire with divinity from the Lord of Steak.
May Crystaire be enlightened.
Ahmoo.... -
Ah I have been enlightened!Originally posted by TYING:I have seek LS holy advice. He told me you are suffering from self denial-illusionised-what-the-crap-there-IS-a-FSM-in-this-world syndrome.
And he also said the only thing i could now is to pray for you, with LS blessings, and strength from my prayers, i hope you will regain self-consciousness of the real things around you instead of living in the reel world.
Prayer starts:
I thou seek the strength of Lord of Steak,
and cure Crystaire of her weird syndrome.
May i beseech that my Lord give me the power,
to surround Crystaire with divinity from the Lord of Steak.
May Crystaire be enlightened.
Ahmoo....
*starts speaking in strange languages*
I now see the truth...yes... up there in the clouds... a big... a wonderful....
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
Give up, heretic. Praying to demons is merely a quick way of getting your a s s whopped by FSM. -
My Lord!!!Originally posted by Cystaire:Ah I have been enlightened!
*starts speaking in strange languages*
I now see the truth...yes... up there in the clouds... a big... a wonderful....
FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!
Give up, heretic. Praying to demons is merely a quick way of getting your a s s whopped by FSM.
I have shown LS your post. He says you are incurable.
But you will still have my support. I will not give up on you.
May Lord of Steak bless you.
Ahmoo...
p.s.I saw FSM on my plate last night. And i ate him for dinner. Hence he does not exist. -
one day u pple will haf to answer to God for being so blasphemous. at then we'll see whether u pple can still be so sarcastic.
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You... ate God? AAARGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!Originally posted by TYING:My Lord!!!
I have shown LS your post. He says you are incurable.
But you will still have my support. I will not give up on you.
May Lord of Steak bless you.
Ahmoo...
p.s.I saw FSM on my plate last night. And i ate him for dinner. Hence he does not exist.
*recalls the game silent hill 3*
Come on lah, you don't scare me. FSM is a spiritual invisible non-corporeal non-concrete extra-dimensional creator God. He is omnipotent, omniscient and omniappendagion.
What you ate was merely regular meatballs and spaghetti. -
Im God's right hand man. Knight of Langsa.Originally posted by VivId CrItiQuE:one day u pple will haf to answer to God for being so blasphemous. at then we'll see whether u pple can still be so sarcastic. -
You also believe in FSM? A fellow believer!Originally posted by VivId CrItiQuE:one day u pple will haf to answer to God for being so blasphemous. at then we'll see whether u pple can still be so sarcastic.
You are right, all those atheists are so fooking sarcastic. If not for my love of them I would hate them. -
Originally posted by Cystaire:You also believe in FSM? A fellow believer!
You are right, all those atheists are so fooking sarcastic. If not for my love of them I would hate them. -
No, although he is kewl.Originally posted by Cystaire:Wait... you don't happen to be Tom Cruise, are you?
Aliens are evil, they sought to manipulate mankind with evil idols like FSM, LS, and whatever else. Like those evil Lizard folks that propagated our society, possessing ang moh to slap local girls at Orchard Tower.
Only Sneezing Dragon is the real God. -
Ok then, prove it.Originally posted by Ito_^:No, although he is kewl.
Aliens are evil, they sought to manipulate mankind with evil idols like FSM, LS, and whatever else. Like those evil Lizard folks that propagated our society, possessing ang moh to slap local girls at Orchard Tower.
Only Sneezing Dragon is the real God. -
i don't have to.Originally posted by Cystaire:Ok then, prove it.
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You're good.Originally posted by Ito_^:i don't have to. -
because got god then bite toungue arh?
pengs -
waa bloody gathering for atheists and occults again.. you all wanna smoke pot dun count me in.. bye.
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Why Chit Chat nowadays got this kind of posts from both sides
... si bei bo liao leh...