SGforums tips: Things not to say on your 1st date!

• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 15:48

  
  'where do babies come from?'
• sand king

  15 Dec 06, 15:49

  hold on, my wife is calling
• hisoka

  15 Dec 06, 15:49

  so how much will it cost a night?
• choco B

  15 Dec 06, 15:50

  " today at sg forum hor....."
  " this guy from sg forum says......"
  " I read in sg forum that......"
  
  
  
  NEXT!
• sand king

  15 Dec 06, 15:51

  How about you pay for dinner
• aku1b0d0

  15 Dec 06, 15:51

  "i have both male and female genitalia"
  
  
• meltz

  15 Dec 06, 15:52

  look my kids waving to me ...
• 798

  15 Dec 06, 15:52

  "NPNT!"
  
  next!
• sand king

  15 Dec 06, 15:53

  Can i help myself to your ass?
• meltz

  15 Dec 06, 15:54

  can i have shark fin .. lobster and abalone for dinner ?
  
  xia yi ge ~~
• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 15:54

  
  'today hor, i vomitted le. then got brown colour, got tomato, got mentos...like rainbow sia'
• Rejected

  15 Dec 06, 15:55

  "GIVE ME SOME SUGAR, HONEYYYYYYY!" *LICKS*
  
  next.
• simplication

  15 Dec 06, 15:56

  wear nicer clothes leh. you wear until liddat i no face see others liao.
• meltz

  15 Dec 06, 15:56

  see gt a piece of meat stuck between my teeh ...
  
  *open mouth big big .. use the index finger to dig the piece of meat*
• Lorry`

  15 Dec 06, 15:56

  Originally posted by choco B:

  " today at sg forum hor....."
  " this guy from sg forum says......"
  " I read in sg forum that......"
  
  
  

  
  "Whats your nick at sgForums ?"
  "What do you think of FiFi ?"
  "How frequent do you think a ban button should be operated ?"
  
  
  This is also not a thing to say:
  'yO ~ hey sup chick, you wanna go chill with me? You know.. we can bounce tru the nite and maybe i can show you some bling bling ....'
  
  I think your date will just walk away and never return.
  
  
• sand king

  15 Dec 06, 15:57

  You go an ugly face
• Raining Stars

  15 Dec 06, 15:57

  'My ma ma says...'
• meltz

  15 Dec 06, 15:58

  my bf gg to pickme up later ..
• sand king

  15 Dec 06, 16:00

  yo mama so fat that i ran outa fuel trying to avoid her!
• toyota-corolla

  15 Dec 06, 16:03

  you are fugly!
  
  next
• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 16:04

  
  'if I get married, I don't want my children to look like you'
  
  
  
  nxt
• striderz_o405

  15 Dec 06, 16:05

  my mama just called, gotta go home liao
• choco B

  15 Dec 06, 16:06

  " ... This is why I shouldn't go on anymore blind dates / internet dates... "
  
  Neext
• Rejected

  15 Dec 06, 16:06

  do you have a sister?
• ShrodingersCat

  15 Dec 06, 16:07

  i'm a really good potential boyfriend/girlfriend becos i can spend a lot of time of youcos..
  
  ya.. spend a lot of time on sgforums but really i dont mind giving that up if I got girlfriend/boyfriend, i can spend all my time with you...
  
  .. ya.. not much friends also... hruhur.. at least no competition right? Dont know many guys.. or girls.. uhh.. any actually.. lost contact.. err.. they never call me back ever.. dont know why...
  
  ... hobbies? errr no hobbies.. got yah.. i like to +1 in sgforums.. err.. ya.