SGforums tips: Things not to say on your 1st date!

• kaobeikaobu

  15 Dec 06, 16:07

  fuk u understand?
• alexkusu

  15 Dec 06, 16:08

  So...what cup size? Or did you stuff tissues down there?
• toyota-corolla

  15 Dec 06, 16:09

  gosh! your sister is pretter then you. may i know her?
  i have a crush on your sister.
  you dont look like your sister. your sister look better.
  
  next!
• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 16:09

  
  to a girl: what sanitary pad brand u wearing?
  
  to a guy: your down there circumcized or not?
• sand king

  15 Dec 06, 16:15

  you must be the ugly duckling that stayed ugly!
• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 16:19

  
  *when kissing
  
  "lao po/lao gong, why ur breath so smelly?"
  
  
• toyota-corolla

  15 Dec 06, 16:20

  for god sake! stop acting cute!! you aint cute do you know!!
• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 16:29

  
  To a guy: 'For our nxt date, I want you to wear everything in PINK!'
  
  
• sand king

  15 Dec 06, 16:30

  im feeling high lets go somewhere dark
• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 16:33

  
  
  'I owe my friend $$, pls lend me yr $$ so I could pay my fren.'
  
  next
• XTransbus

  15 Dec 06, 16:39

  Originally posted by pokkagreentea:

  to a girl: what sanitary pad brand u wearing?
  
  to a guy: your down there circumcized or not?

  girl like circumcised one meh?
• Sleeping Forest

  15 Dec 06, 16:40

  since ur bf is not here,lets do a quick 1.
• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 16:47

  Originally posted by XTransbus:

  girl like circumcised one meh?

  dunno.
  
  anyway,
  
  'I like to smell used underwear, can you donate yours to me? thanks.'
  
  next
• hatemeifuwantto

  15 Dec 06, 16:52

  1.hey!is that ur mom?yo mumma so old that her b00bs are cheese
  
  2.*fart loudly* HEY!i farted
• mrsmall

  15 Dec 06, 16:56

  both for guy and gal: y u call me arh wasting time u know
  
  next
• NewAge

  15 Dec 06, 16:58

  For a girl: I am underage. So no sex.
• Xtrider

  15 Dec 06, 17:03

  Nope..dont worry.. its normal for couples to put theirs hands on each others chest. Really.
• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 17:06

  
  'can you poke this pimple on my back. I cannot reach.'
• sand king

  15 Dec 06, 17:13

  crap! face is uglier then hitlers' arse!
• pokkagreentea

  15 Dec 06, 17:20

  
  'Do you know that you are the ugliest among all my ex-es?'
• Oriakan

  15 Dec 06, 19:39

  I think your mother is hot. Can I have her number?
• Space1999

  15 Dec 06, 19:47

  are you interested in buying life insurance?
• Space1999

  15 Dec 06, 19:50

  whts your thoughts on anal sex?
• hatemeifuwantto

  15 Dec 06, 19:50

  hey i saw that pair of shoes u wearing at a pasar malam 3pairs for $10 summore
• kenn3th

  15 Dec 06, 19:51

  i go for this date hor, is because my mama ask me to go de, not i willingly want one...
  
  nxt