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Subject: " Grandma's on the Road "
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>> Sitting on the side of the road waiting to catch speeding
>> drivers, a state trooper sees a car puttering along at 22
>> mph. He thinks to himself, "This driver is as dangerous as a
>> speeder!"
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>> So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.
>> Approaching her car, he notices that there are five elderly
>> ladies - two in the front seat and three in the back,
>> wide-eyed and white as ghosts.
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>> The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I
>> don't understand. I was going the exact speed limit. What
>> seems to be the problem?"
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>> The trooper trying to contain a chuckle, explains to her that
>> 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit
>> & nbsp; embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for
>> pointing out her error. "But before you go, Ma'am, I have to
>> ask, is everyone in this car OK? "These women seem awfully
>> shaken."
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>> "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute, officer. We just got off
>> Route
>> 127."
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Pay me pay me. I sent out 2 resumes within 3 days. I just sent one more out just now.Originally posted by TehJarVu:wished i can pay someone to do my thesis for me.........
the day i finished it is the happiest day of my life man........ da jie tuo........ when when when...... -
crap. i cant think of anything to draw..
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typical salesmam, everything also can....Originally posted by ditzy:Pay me pay me. I sent out 2 resumes within 3 days. I just sent one more out just now. -
No leh, all the 3 I apply within one specialty one leh.Originally posted by TehJarVu:typical salesmam, everything also can.... -
i have 3 potential job offers
hai...............shd i go back to full time job? -
why not? then u can treat me hi teaOriginally posted by FireIce:i have 3 potential job offers
hai...............shd i go back to full time job? -
im happy being tai tai at the moment.............
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tonight sea level going to be raise
low lying areas going to be flood
radio announcement
but asusual they neber say
how much going to rise
knn gib number to call
number call always buzy
sigh
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go full-time la. after 1 yr, kiss tt co.'s ass gdbyeOriginally posted by FireIce:im happy being tai tai at the moment............. -
efficiency maOriginally posted by mrsmall:tonight sea level going to be raise
low lying areas going to be flood
radio announcement
but asusual they neber say
how much going to rise
knn gib number to call
number call always buzy
sigh -
im back from my show
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made milo, not dinosaur
someone say unhealthy........ -
F| must be rich...can enjoy without a job
or got pple support? -
extremely heaty...somemore at this hr..Originally posted by FireIce:made milo, not dinosaur
someone say unhealthy........ -
the advertisement!Originally posted by SGpork:F| must be rich...can enjoy without a job
or got pple support? -
double the effect.Originally posted by SGpork:extremely heaty...somemore at this hr.. -
im working from home lah.......
aka freelancer
still need to earn money.........arbo how to buy gucci, chanel, tiffany?
and my new vaio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
mrsmall's avatar reminds me of red blood cells.
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Its still raining in yio chu kang. ho ho ho merry christmas.
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no prada?Originally posted by FireIce:im working from home lah.......
aka freelancer
still need to earn money.........arbo how to buy gucci, chanel, tiffany?
and my new vaio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
next year it show when
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its everywhr, u cant hide.Originally posted by ditzy:Its still raining in yio chu kang. ho ho ho merry christmas. -
i dun like prada.
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Same same, rain.
ho ho ho merry christmas.
(make it a cult till christmas ends?)