How do you get an ah lian gf?
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Originally posted by Technomage:this thread makes me laugh, anyway. u go secondary school outside camp lo, they finish school u put 1 stack of 50 dollar infront of u. u see ah lian all gather around u
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ah lian are act pretty ppl la...
i seen 1 b4, put so much make up, look like transvestite lo...
at least the real transexxual looked more pretty. -
u want the oriental blonds?
Simple, wear a t-shirt with dragon pic on top. Wear baggy pants with dragon pic on top. Use your little bro or sis paint and draw one dragon on your arm. Make sure got muscle if not ur dragon will look like worm.
In total, everything must have dragon. Best if you can $$$. Got $$$. Anything also can.
Money makes the world go round. Ah Lians too. -
den ask them ASGM ?Originally posted by Technomage:this thread makes me laugh, anyway. u go secondary school outside camp lo, they finish school u put 1 stack of 50 dollar infront of u. u see ah lian all gather around u -
chio ah lian nvm....those cannot make it pui pui 1 act ah lian that 1 can go and die . i have seen 1 fat ah lian put on mini shirt. knn....she really put her confidence to the wrong use sia.
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eeee yuck!! why you like ahlian?? omg. low class, vulgar, uncivilized, try-too-hard-to-stand-out...etc.
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learn the fireball dance first aka para para sakura
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go train ur dota and bball sure get ah lian gf 1. if cannot then go chiong kof.
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PWNAGEOriginally posted by Technomage:this thread makes me laugh, anyway. u go secondary school outside camp lo, they finish school u put 1 stack of 50 dollar infront of u. u see ah lian all gather around u
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Surf Sgforums more and try to hook the mod over here.
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u so direct ah??Originally posted by motoway:Surf Sgforums more and try to hook the mod over here. 
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even a girl knos dat ah lians sux.Originally posted by littlefishtan!:eeee yuck!! why you like ahlian?? omg. low class, vulgar, uncivilized, try-too-hard-to-stand-out...etc.
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y the discrimination? ah lians also got parents one...
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orh hor why u say the moderator here liddis..Originally posted by littlefishtan!:eeee yuck!! why you like ahlian?? omg. low class, vulgar, uncivilized, try-too-hard-to-stand-out...etc.
tml u cannot log in den u noe why liao.. -
got but then never respect.Originally posted by kaobeikaobu:y the discrimination? ah lians also got parents one...
What's the use of getting an ah lian.
You break up wif her she call her beng friends beat up up. You want?
They attitude one; i'm sure she'll scold you vulgar words. -
r u speaking frm experience or u have something that warranted u the right to pass a sweeping comment?Originally posted by XTransbus:got but then never respect.
What's the use of getting an ah lian.
You break up wif her she call her beng friends beat up up. You want?
They attitude one; i'm sure she'll scold you vulgar words. -
Go cineleisure , take parang slash yourself to death. ALOT will worship you one ah.
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why lei...
want piak piak n run away rite
hai...
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whats ah lian mean?
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try and fall down infront of them, see if they care or not
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I used to work at arcade b4, so i managed to make a number of ah lian frens.
U will be surprised that the ah lians are just like any other normal gals when u get to know them better. They may look wild and dangerous on the outside but they are gentle and sweet on the inside actually. In addition to that, they are neither cheap nor easy to get. They just get influenced very easily due to poor upbringing or broken families that some of them have.
DUN EVER FIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. THEY DETEST VIOLENCE. IT MAKES THEM FEEL INSECURE.
U can try playing games like "Rock Fever", DDR or para para, so that u can have a common interest wif them. (If u really that desperate) Weekday mornings arcade very empty, best time to train these games. Dun play KOF or billiard. They have no interest.
But dun expect them to come to u automatically. They are shy creatures too. U still need to make the 1st move of introducing yourself to them. Just be nice and sweet. No need to act cool or try to entertain/impress them.
Bear in mind that there are a lot of guys who play Dota, play Bball, train in gym everyday, rich, ah bengs, have 500000 posts in forums, can perform magic tricks, know how to impress gal,etc and still dun have gf.
Good Luck. -
finally some1 agreed wid me that ah lian jiejies are nice.....they are more caring, they are really nice. it is onli they feel abit bad and appear rather fierce, u noe them long enough, they will be beri nice to u one... if u seen my post last time, my points are same as wad butterNsugar said.....Originally posted by butterNsugar:I used to work at arcade b4, so i managed to make a number of ah lian frens.
U will be surprised that the ah lians are just like any other normal gals when u get to know them better. They may look wild and dangerous on the outside but they are gentle and sweet on the inside actually. In addition to that, they are neither cheap nor easy to get. They just get influenced very easily due to poor upbringing or broken families that some of them have.
DUN EVER FIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. THEY DETEST VIOLENCE. IT MAKES THEM FEEL INSECURE.
U can try playing games like "Rock Fever", DDR or para para, so that u can have a common interest wif them. (If u really that desperate) Weekday mornings arcade very empty, best time to train these games. Dun play KOF or billiard. They have no interest.
But dun expect them to come to u automatically. They are shy creatures too. U still need to make the 1st move of introducing yourself to them. Just be nice and sweet. No need to act cool or try to entertain/impress them.
Bear in mind that there are a lot of guys who play Dota, play Bball, train in gym everyday, rich, ah bengs, have 500000 posts in forums, can perform magic tricks, know how to impress gal,etc and still dun have gf.
Good Luck. -
Your problem solves. befriend butterNsugar and he will intro ah lian to you.Originally posted by butterNsugar:I used to work at arcade b4, so i managed to make a number of ah lian frens.
U will be surprised that the ah lians are just like any other normal gals when u get to know them better. They may look wild and dangerous on the outside but they are gentle and sweet on the inside actually. In addition to that, they are neither cheap nor easy to get. They just get influenced very easily due to poor upbringing or broken families that some of them have.
DUN EVER FIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. THEY DETEST VIOLENCE. IT MAKES THEM FEEL INSECURE.
U can try playing games like "Rock Fever", DDR or para para, so that u can have a common interest wif them. (If u really that desperate) Weekday mornings arcade very empty, best time to train these games. Dun play KOF or billiard. They have no interest.
But dun expect them to come to u automatically. They are shy creatures too. U still need to make the 1st move of introducing yourself to them. Just be nice and sweet. No need to act cool or try to entertain/impress them.
Bear in mind that there are a lot of guys who play Dota, play Bball, train in gym everyday, rich, ah bengs, have 500000 posts in forums, can perform magic tricks, know how to impress gal,etc and still dun have gf.
Good Luck. -
u sure they detest violence? i tot they like ah beng guys as their bf? den of course ah beng always fight one ma....Originally posted by butterNsugar:I used to work at arcade b4, so i managed to make a number of ah lian frens.
U will be surprised that the ah lians are just like any other normal gals when u get to know them better. They may look wild and dangerous on the outside but they are gentle and sweet on the inside actually. In addition to that, they are neither cheap nor easy to get. They just get influenced very easily due to poor upbringing or broken families that some of them have.
DUN EVER FIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM. THEY DETEST VIOLENCE. IT MAKES THEM FEEL INSECURE.
U can try playing games like "Rock Fever", DDR or para para, so that u can have a common interest wif them. (If u really that desperate) Weekday mornings arcade very empty, best time to train these games. Dun play KOF or billiard. They have no interest.
But dun expect them to come to u automatically. They are shy creatures too. U still need to make the 1st move of introducing yourself to them. Just be nice and sweet. No need to act cool or try to entertain/impress them.
Bear in mind that there are a lot of guys who play Dota, play Bball, train in gym everyday, rich, ah bengs, have 500000 posts in forums, can perform magic tricks, know how to impress gal,etc and still dun have gf.
Good Luck. -
Originally posted by TYING:
Hahahaha dragon is the only thing ah beng wears ?
u want the oriental blonds?
[b]Simple, wear a t-shirt with dragon pic on top. Wear baggy pants with dragon pic on top. Use your little bro or sis paint and draw one dragon on your arm. Make sure got muscle if not ur dragon will look like worm.
In total, everything must have dragon. Best if you can $$$. Got $$$. Anything also can.
Money makes the world go round. Ah Lians too.[/b]