GST Saga
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Hi all, I have to do a podcast competition so i came up with something. Please comment or edit to make it more funny or interesting. The Cai Png was choosen in honour of our Cai Png Specialist Stooky.
PS: This story is makeup. Any similarities is coincidence and any mocking is unintended
GST Saga
This story happened in a hawker centre near an office area.
Stooky : Uncle, I want rice, with curry chicken, chap chai and bean sprouts. Please give me more curry gravy.
Cai Png Uncle : OK, rice with kar lee cheek ken, chap chye and tau geh (proceed to scope the ingredient onto the rice). Add more kar lee gravy. NahÂ….Two Door lar Seventy cent.
Stooky : (look at rice and asked) ErÂ…. How come it is two dollars and seventy cents? Last week I only pay two dollars and fifty cents for the same things.
Cai Png Uncle : AiyahÂ…last week is last week. GST also up 7% liao wat.
Stooky : (annoyed). GST have not gone up and your price have already gone up. I am going to complain to CAPE about this.
Cai Png Uncle : ErÂ…. Simi CAPE?
Stooky : Complaints Against Price Escalation. They will surely take action against you people for trying to make profit because of GST increase.
Cai Png Uncle : HaÂ….haÂ….haÂ…. CAPE is no teeth tiger lah. They only bully small hawker like us. Why CAPE never take action when MRT fare up, bus fare up and petrol price up? Also, why they never talk when GST up? Anyway, the Prime Ministar also say that GST up is to help the poor people like us wat.
Stooky : Yes, the GST increase is to help the poor so that when the ecomony do well, the poor will not become jobless and the gahmen will help the poor in education and policies.
Cai Png Uncle : Aiyah, too lay chay lah. I up price by 20 cents and get more money now. No need for them to give me. You know, I get the money immediately and I can see the money. The gahmen promise to give but always take back more than they give. So I think I will help myself instead.
Stooky :
Â…Â…Â….tio pwned by cai png uncle again -
woot, nice story! i like it!!
the best is leave GST at 3% -
hahahahaha.....
nice try
sure going to happen soon -
Good good (Clapping Hands).. Very local.. I Like.. +1
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you all think skool will accept this or can i offer them to Mr Brown?
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pple would waste time with an uncle over 20 cents ???
anyway just hope that GST won't raise to 9%
and nice storyline anyway -
nice -
ouch... more more
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nice and funny ..
stooky: unker if i become yr cai png store regular customer .. gt discount cupon to give out anot huh ..
cai png uncler: diao -_-'' -
last part i feel abit too draggy. sentences too long?
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nice story.. hehehe...
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i tink u should get the real stooky play the character of stooky
hurhur
should be pretty convining
and ends with hw stooky con the cai png seller -
i sure hope! fingers crossed!Originally posted by mrsmall:hahahahaha.....
nice try
sure going to happen soon -
mmm..
i dun really find it funny...
maybe it needs MORE humour.. n stupid puns. he he...
or maybe i am just not a funny man. -
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if go till 20% GST wonder will have riot or not....
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I thought he will end with, "stooky walk away angrily, then his friend behind will buy the cai png at a cheaper price".
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Originally posted by Darkness_hacker99:I thought he will end with, "stooky walk away angrily, then his friend behind will buy the cai png at a cheaper price".
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maybe can try this..
Originally posted by LinYu:
PS: This story is makeup. Any similarities is coincidence and any mocking is unintended
[b]GST Saga
In a hawker centre near office.
Stooky : Uncle, I want rice. Curry chicken, chap chai, bean sprouts. Gimme me more curry.
Cai Png Uncle : OK! Rice with kar lee cheek ken, chap chye AND tau geh (proceed to scope the ingredient onto the rice). Add more kar lee gravy. NahÂ….Two Door lar Seventy cent.
Stooky : (look at rice and asked) ErÂ… How cum two dollar and seventy cent? Last week I pay only two dollar, fifty cent for the same thing!
Cai Png Uncle : AiyahÂ…last week ish last week. GST oso up 7% wat.
Stooky : (annoyed). GST haven up your price already up. KNN. I go to CAPE complain!
Cai Png Uncle : Simi CAPE? Dun anyhow shoot hor!
Stooky : Complaints Against Price Escalation lar. They take action against you for trying anyhow suck my blood!
Cai Png Uncle : HaÂ….haÂ….haÂ…. CAPE is no teeth tiger lah. They only bully small hawker, like me!! MRT fare, bus fare, simi sai fare go up never action leh? Ppl Prime Minester oso say GST up is help poor ppl like us wat.
Stooky : Ya la, GST increase is to help the poor so that when ecomony do well, the poor wun become jobless den the gahmen can help the poor in education and policies.
Cai Png Uncle : KNS la, too lay chay. I up price 20 cent get more money now. No need them to gimme. I wan see money now. Gahmen always hum here, hum there. I humji. I help myself!. You wan eat anot one? DON'T WASTE MY TIME!!
Stooky : Â…Â…Â….tio pwned by cai png uncle again
Cai Png Uncle : CCB. No show color tink I Hello Kitty. Aunty wad u wan?
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boring old fartOriginally posted by BadzMaro:mmm..
i dun really find it funny...
maybe it needs MORE humour.. n stupid puns. he he...
or maybe i am just not a funny man. -
Not bad actually
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KNN?Originally posted by Ito_^:maybe can try this..
KNS?
CB?
teacher haven look at content this podcast oreali "up lorry" -
soso leh. but the ending quite funny
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