lame jokes/riddles
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He brought me to a dark corner..
He put his hands on my waist..
He started taking off my clothes..
Then he put his lips on mine....
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Im a coke bottle la. wad u thinkin!
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wrong section?
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tts a lame joke laOriginally posted by eviljustice:wrong section?
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Why was the Tomato blushing?
Because he saw the salad dressing
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Where does a one armed man shop?
At a second hand store!
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Why can't you play cards in the jungle?
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Because there's too many cheetas! -
harry potter and the half-halal prince
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why are fish sly?
ying wei YU PIAN MI FEN
sian got others but forgot.... -
wha lieo joke forum got a lot lah...
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bibi and baba came back from work one nite.. they both cycle home along a dark road...
bibi on the left side of the road saw a single lamp light coming his way.. he dodged to the right... woom.. a motorcycle zoom by. he den return cycling in his lane on the left.
baba on the rite side of the road saw a single lamp light coming his way too... he dodges to left too... woom ...a motorcycle zoom by too. he den return cycling in his lane on the rite
Now the both saw a 2-lamp light coming towards them. They both siam in their respective dirtn ( bibi go right , baba go left )
Guess wad happen???
A truck ram over them ( Cos truck got 2 lights @ front wad )
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stfuOriginally posted by popikachu:wha lieo joke forum got a lot lah... -
what is brown and sticky?
ans: a stick -
no it should be..Originally posted by 0tah:Singapore Pool-kie (bookie)
alan: sara do u know what we call those working at the singapore pools?
sara:dont know
alan: singapore pool-ki -
men:smoking away
boy:hello..why are u smoking..
men:cannot smoke? not good ?
boy: good good..
men:yea its good...oh..do u mind explain to me..what isit good?
boy: becos u wont grow old!
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why can't ends meet?
answer: because there's always a door between them -
the world is holding a whole archery competiton n gather all the best .
first man: very confident n says put a watermelon on this little boy head..no problem for me.
HIT!
crowd: claps...wow..who are u ?
first man: im robin hood
second man: from behind the crowd shouted 'watermelon nia...put a apple..i can hit..no problem for me'
HIT!
crowd: scream n clap..omg ur better! who are u ?!
second man: im hou yi ( the chinese guy who shot down the sun )
thrid guy: excuse me...apple? no kick...put a grape...i still can hit..no problem for me.
crowd:u sure or not...
he shoot.
HIT!
crowd: yell n scream...who the f are u!!!??
thrid guy: im SORRY!
little boy - dead -
men: got home from work ...open the bedroom n shocked
wife: panic..y...are u back so early!
men: caught his wife n another men on the bed naked..very angry..he shoot the men dead
wife: why u do this! we could talk things out...
men: whats there to talk about..both of u are naked!
wife: whatever..soon...very soon u will have no fren!