Got this big lizard in my sis room
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When I took off the curtains before cleaning the windows.. I saw godzilla!!!!!
It was like 4 inch long and extremely fat
It ran around the window around from the computer to the fan and I chased it with my cloth smacking at the surrounding hoping it would crawl out the window by itself but it decided that he wanted me for lunch, I forgot to tell him that I haven't eaten yet though..
Then I got irritated by it running about and shitting about.. I took my baygon and said "Mr Godzilla.. Meet Mr. Godzilla Killer" I spray and spray at everything, Yes I'm extremely afraid of lizards.
Then he got so weak he lost his body colour and couldn't climb walls anymore.. I took my bamboo stick and kept poking at it.. Once, We came close and I saw it breathing heavily as its lung area were pulsing big time!
Then because I kept poking it, its tail was about to fall off, but still he was on the table.. Hence I took like 10 pieces of paper, Once again I stress that I am extremely afraid of lizards.
I tried to slide it into the paper before i dump out the window.. I got there and was about to throw it out when he made a sudden movement which made me drop the paper and we're back to square one.
So I repeated my process and finally got him on the paper, I slided him down to his death, As I live in the 2nd storey, I could hear something hear the ground like thud, Gives you a rough idea how fat he was.
I threw away the ten pieces of paper and went down stair to look at his corpse, There he lie, Motionless, eyes wide open and looking disgusting
The above is a true story
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lizards are harmless
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Dont throw it away
Open up your mouth , and put
the lizard into your mouth ,
and just bite and swallow it
Tell us how it taste ok -
You are living with FI?
Its her pet...
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People eat bbq lizard leh..
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den a bird will come and eat it. but because of the pesticide, the cute adorable little bird flew to your house and died there.
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the lizard sticking paper by 3M sold @ ntuc is my best solution.. after capturing it.. u want how torture it also can.. i like to splash it boiling water or throw into my incense burner and burn it alive with my kim zhuar.. its like after so many years so hard pain b4 it came into my mercy..
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NPNT
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My father once killed a big fat lizard commando style. We were doing some hobbycraft work and I pointed to the ceiling that there's a big fat lizard on it. My dad extented his hobby knife, climb on a stool and slashed the lizard on the head. And his head was sliced into half. Cool!
The funny thing is the lizard's body is still tangling on the ceiling and stayed that way for a while. It's a true story. -
peacock's feathers willscare away all the lizards.Originally posted by Agenda:When I took off the curtains before cleaning the windows.. I saw godzilla!!!!!
It was like 4 inch long and extremely fat
It ran around the window around from the computer to the fan and I chased it with my cloth smacking at the surrounding hoping it would crawl out the window by itself but it decided that he wanted me for lunch, I forgot to tell him that I haven't eaten yet though..
Then I got irritated by it running about and shitting about.. I took my baygon and said "Mr Godzilla.. Meet Mr. Godzilla Killer" I spray and spray at everything, Yes I'm extremely afraid of lizards.
Then he got so weak he lost his body colour and couldn't climb walls anymore.. I took my bamboo stick and kept poking at it.. Once, We came close and I saw it breathing heavily as its lung area were pulsing big time!
Then because I kept poking it, its tail was about to fall off, but still he was on the table.. Hence I took like 10 pieces of paper, Once again I stress that I am extremely afraid of lizards.
I tried to slide it into the paper before i dump out the window.. I got there and was about to throw it out when he made a sudden movement which made me drop the paper and we're back to square one.
So I repeated my process and finally got him on the paper, I slided him down to his death, As I live in the 2nd storey, I could hear something hear the ground like thud, Gives you a rough idea how fat he was.
I threw away the ten pieces of paper and went down stair to look at his corpse, There he lie, Motionless, eyes wide open and looking disgusting
The above is a true story -
godzilla...
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Dont throw it away
Open up your mouth , and put
the lizard into your mouth ,
and just bite and swallow it
Tell us how it taste ok -
Lizards are friends, Not food.
Cheers.
C.K -
In Thailand and Cambodia, they eat lizards as snacks.
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kao, i oso met with one just now...
he was going dman fast and hide behind the dor, i go smack by door, making a loud noise, scaring him. then he from top drop down...but like neva die or whatever..pro seh.
then he quickly ran off
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maybe it ended up in the stomach of whoever it was when you threw the lizard down.
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Chey, I thought it was a komodo dragon or something.
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Haha it was a fun read... cheers to the GIANT SLAYER!
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Originally posted by ditzy:Chey, I thought it was a komodo dragon or something.
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lol.. the way u describe is so funny.. i can imagine u running around to catch that pest.. haha.. if me, i don even dare to catch it.. jus stand there and shout for help..Originally posted by Agenda:When I took off the curtains before cleaning the windows.. I saw godzilla!!!!!
It was like 4 inch long and extremely fat
It ran around the window around from the computer to the fan and I chased it with my cloth smacking at the surrounding hoping it would crawl out the window by itself but it decided that he wanted me for lunch, I forgot to tell him that I haven't eaten yet though..
Then I got irritated by it running about and shitting about.. I took my baygon and said "Mr Godzilla.. Meet Mr. Godzilla Killer" I spray and spray at everything, Yes I'm extremely afraid of lizards.
Then he got so weak he lost his body colour and couldn't climb walls anymore.. I took my bamboo stick and kept poking at it.. Once, We came close and I saw it breathing heavily as its lung area were pulsing big time!
Then because I kept poking it, its tail was about to fall off, but still he was on the table.. Hence I took like 10 pieces of paper, Once again I stress that I am extremely afraid of lizards.
I tried to slide it into the paper before i dump out the window.. I got there and was about to throw it out when he made a sudden movement which made me drop the paper and we're back to square one.
So I repeated my process and finally got him on the paper, I slided him down to his death, As I live in the 2nd storey, I could hear something hear the ground like thud, Gives you a rough idea how fat he was.
I threw away the ten pieces of paper and went down stair to look at his corpse, There he lie, Motionless, eyes wide open and looking disgusting
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