Originally posted by red_amoeba:
customer svc office (CSO) (to Customer svc director): Oh no, we lost an important client - Tetsumi. He's finally fedup
CS director : No, tell me it isn't true.
CSO: yes, he even posted it on Sgforums and ranted on our poor customer service. what do we do?
CS director: this cannot happen, we cannot afford to lose him - he is our key client. What if the rest follows and quit en-mass? We are doomed
CSO: yes, it will affect our quota & performance bonus
CS director: yah, my bonus and stock options. What happened?
CSO: Sir, according to our investigation, its bcos our IT mgr's pay is lagging behind the private sector, thats why his efficiency is also lagging behind.
CS director: Ha, thats why. Come to think of it, my pay is lagging behind my peers in the private sector as well....so maybe in the nxt general meeting, I will table an agenda to increase my pay to be on par with the private sector. Then this will cascade down to people down the food chain....
CSO: good idea, but how about Tetsumi?
CS director: no problem, this is what you do, call him to explain to him about our IT system and assure him that we are taking the neccesary steps to imorove the situation. Oh, borrow the template you see from 146th Forum, they make good diplomatic, off the mill replies that will soothe emotions but effectively not answering to the point.
hmmm
Are you working as a reporter for mediacorp?