Rant: For Guys Only .......
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do you get irritated sometimes, when your trodger inadvertently brushes against the rim of the toilet bowl when you're sitting on the throne taking a crapper ? ...
they should make toilet bowls that takes into account the size of men's packages upfront ! ....
you can't really downwards cos there's often that splash factor, and if it's a bowl with a really high water level, the smaller bro can become a dipstick ....... and you'll almost always brush against the side of the rims ..... you can't really really hold it up either cos that meant you'll be holding your package the entire time ....
tsk ! ... where are all the squat toilets !!!! ....
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are you boasting or something?
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eh eh, squat worse leh
the crap marks get stuck on the front area leh
even if accurate oso will kena 1 leh -
no bear .... it's a straight forward rant .... I'm not donkey kong I'll admit that much .....
but hey ! ... I'm sure many men have this problem too ! ....
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There are such kind what... those in the hotel you see the front don't have the plastic one.
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x2Originally posted by the Bear:are you boasting or something?
fatum what are u trying to tell us -
Originally posted by the Bear:are you boasting or something?
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Is this , seriously, the rationale behind the full circle seat vs the horse shoe design ?? 
Originally posted by banzie:There are such kind what... those in the hotel you see the front don't have the plastic one. -
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happens to me alot, thats why I never sit on public toilets, always squat on them, people who bitch about me doing that can go fuck themselves.Originally posted by Fatum:do you get irritated sometimes, when your trodger inadvertently brushes against the rim of the toilet bowl when you're sitting on the throne taking a crapper ? ...
they should make toilet bowls that takes into account the size of men's packages upfront ! ....
you can't really downwards cos there's often that splash factor, and if it's a bowl with a really high water level, the smaller bro can become a dipstick ....... and you'll almost always brush against the side of the rims ..... you can't really really hold it up either cos that meant you'll be holding your package the entire time ....
tsk ! ... where are all the squat toilets !!!! .... -
even with those "horse shoe" designs, one can still get one's willy brushed against the inner rim easily ....
*cringes .....
now I make a sort of a guard around the front end of the bowl before sitting down .... it's not very satisfactory, and doesn't guard "dip-sticking", but it'll have to do for now ... before i design a better toilet seat ... -
well they do have those longer toilet bowls around. but yeah some are so round that i'm worried.Originally posted by Fatum:even with those "horse shoe" designs, one can still get one's willy brushed against the inner rim easily ....
*cringes .....
now I make a sort of a guard around the front end of the bowl before sitting down .... it's not very satisfactory, and doesn't guard "dip-sticking", but it'll have to do for now ... before i design a better toilet seat ... -
Nabeh. My 10 inch sometimes even touch the floor while I'm taking a crap.
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why are you crapping on the floor ? .....Originally posted by aku1b0d0:Nabeh. My 10 inch sometimes even touch the floor while I'm taking a crap. -
nbzOriginally posted by Fatum:why are you crapping on the floor ? ..... -
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I never sit on public toilets unless i put tissue paper on it 1st haha.
Im a clean person -
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I thot the horse shoe design seat was designed with women in mind.... so they won't have to sit on drips...Originally posted by choco B:........
Is this , seriously, the rationale behind the full circle seat vs the horse shoe design ??
ps: BTW, there is a toilet forum, u know. -
I'm not sure ... but the design does help a bit .....Originally posted by Wanda:I thot the horse shoe design seat was designed with women in mind.... so they won't have to sit on drips...
ps: BTW, there is a toilet forum, u know.
but just think about it ... when guys sit down, their package are posed right over the spot where other chaps have peed and dripped and dribbled onto ..... and just imagine having your willy brush again that spot ....
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crap at home.... i hate using public bathrooms for anything but urinating.
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i only know some toilet bowl very sensitive..
im still doing my business halfway.. it flush itself
scary
but lucky everytime im fast enough if not bottom all wet
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Not that useless a forum after all, is it?Originally posted by Wanda:ps: BTW, there is a toilet forum, u know.
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i just tuck it to the side..
i mean..isnt that common sense? -
well, this is fatum that's talkingOriginally posted by LyonK:i just tuck it to the side..
i mean..isnt that common sense?