Wats the best excuses for not using Condoms?
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Girls what is the best excuses you have heard so far from guys to get out of using condoms?
Guys what are the excuses you have used to get yourself out of using condoms?
So far the interesting ones I have heard is...
The guy said.... " I'm infertile "
I was
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is it, you only think of sex all the time? -
LoL...
dis thread shld b in bar?
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best answer is +1
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yea shld be in bar rite..
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"no worries, i've got good self control."
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i remember 1 PCK joke..
goes something like this
boy: why guys dont like to use condom?
phua chu kang: aiyo.. just like when you dig nose your nose, if u wear glove and dig not shiok right? must dig with ur finger then shiok. same thing with condom la! use le not shiok
boy:
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too big
or
too small
ultimate one would be:"This condom pua kang liao, i dont want you to get pregenant." -
I cant see where you are coming from ? where did it come to your mind thats wat I only think about?Originally posted by allentyb:
is it, you only think of sex all the time?
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Should this be in bar? its nothing offending and in fact its education !Originally posted by RiverFoX:LoL...
dis thread shld b in bar? -
I'm pretty sure +1 is not something you would want when humping your gf !!!Originally posted by eviljustice:best answer is +1
I think all guys agrees on this one except if thats your wife -
LJ rotting..
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allergy to condoms???
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i wan to make u preg and have my bb so i can marry u and grow old together with u....
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OMG OMG Get off me!!!!!Originally posted by mr_sotong:LJ rotting.. -
eewwww is that is sickness? contagious ......Originally posted by caleb_chiang:allergy to condoms??? 
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it's against my religion.
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they always say you can only believe 50% of wat guys says and guess wat I believe you !!Originally posted by I-like-flings(m):i wan to make u preg and have my bb so i can marry u and grow old together with u....
50% believe
Only the preg and bb part
50% dun think so ....
marry me ?
grow old?
Probably
Which clinic charges cheaper for abortion? -
yah me tooOriginally posted by nyox:"no worries, i've got good self control."
Wear it to enter ..... clean room -
Originally posted by christie8282:Girls what is the best excuses you have heard so far from guys to get out of using condoms?
Guys what are the excuses you have used to get yourself out of using condoms?
So far the interesting ones I have heard is...
The guy said.... " I'm infertile "
I was
I thought that guy will say that there's no size for him...too small...wear machiam no wear...can't fit, too loose.... -
GET OUT !!!!Originally posted by kristovorus:i remember 1 PCK joke..
goes something like this
boy: why guys dont like to use condom?
phua chu kang: aiyo.. just like when you dig nose your nose, if u wear glove and dig not shiok right? must dig with ur finger then shiok. same thing with condom la! use le not shiok
boy: -
Let's have a baby... Next year is year of the rat...Originally posted by christie8282:Girls what is the best excuses you have heard so far from guys to get out of using condoms?
Guys what are the excuses you have used to get yourself out of using condoms?
So far the interesting ones I have heard is...
The guy said.... " I'm infertile "
I was -
SO considerate of you.... Reminding me that you will wear 2 just in case pua kang yah lolOriginally posted by Simon Dean:too big
or
too small
ultimate one would be:"This condom pua kang liao, i dont want you to get pregenant."