Funny acronyms!!

• Solid_Snake

  10 May 07, 12:32

  Here are some funny acronyms I came across, pls add to the list if you come across any funny ones.
  
  IBM - I Buy Macintosh
  MAC - Machine Always Crash
  DSL - Dumb Soar Losers
  Macintosh - Most Applications Crash If Not The Operation System Hangs
  CHEVROLET - Clatters Heavily,Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
  HP - Help Please
  AMD - Another Manmade Disaster
  ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex
  MCSE - Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert
  MBA - Mediocre But Arrogant
  Ph.D - Permanent Head Damage
  DOS - Defunct Operating System
  AIDS - After Intercourse Die Standing / Another Idiot Dying Story
  AUDI - Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
  BMW - Brings More Women
  FORD - Found On Road Dead / Fix Or Repair Daily
  PORSCHE - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
  PROTON - Possibly the Riskiest Option To drive On road Nowdays
  RIP - Rise Is Possible
  KIA - Killed In Action
  
  
• stellazio

  10 May 07, 12:33

  proton.
• sheis.drunkk

  10 May 07, 12:42

  jia yi
• mochou

  10 May 07, 12:48

  When i first see the topic, i thought you would come up with something like:
  
  FUK - Fukuoka, Japan - Itazuke (Airport Code)
  CCB - Child Care Bureau
  KNN - Kids News Network
  ASS - Anderson Secondary School
  
  
• Trump_Card

  10 May 07, 12:50

  BATA=Buy And Throw Away
  
• pqr

  10 May 07, 12:55

  MBA = married but available
• pqr

  10 May 07, 12:56

  Macintosh - Most Applications Crash If Not The Operation System Hangs
  
  i think PC got more problem than mac lor
• ndmmxiaomayi

  10 May 07, 13:12

  DOS - I think it describes DOS aptly.
• menoob

  10 May 07, 14:19

  MARLBORO = Man Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only
• MyPillowTalks

  10 May 07, 14:59

  CAAC actually is Civil Aviation Administration of China
  
  but
  CAAC= china airline always crash
• elindra

  10 May 07, 15:01

  Originally posted by MyPillowTalks:

  CAAC actually is Civil Aviation Administration of China
  
  but
  CAAC= china airline always crash

  Ouch
• Solid_Snake

  10 May 07, 19:20

  Here are somemore
  
  FIAT - Failure In Automotive Technology
  DUNHILL - Do Undress Nicely, Hope It Lasts Longer
  DHL - Deliver Halfway Lost
  BEER - Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret
  US ARMY - Uncle Sam Ain't Recognized Me Yet
  
  
• toyota-corolla

  10 May 07, 19:42

  
• sand king

  10 May 07, 19:57

  haha nice! more please!
• bendito.L

  10 May 07, 20:03

  Originally posted by stellazio:

  proton.

  i would think the chery brand has taken over this title already
• wishboy

  10 May 07, 20:55

  the beer one very true leh
  btw i got another acronym for Ph.D
  Ph.D - Poly halfway Dropout
• n0x

  11 May 07, 00:26

  CLINTON
  
  Come Lewinsky I Need To Oral Now
• missqi

  11 May 07, 00:27

  pretty huge dick.
  
• Father Lim

  11 May 07, 00:30

  Originally posted by n0x:

  CLINTON
  
  Come Lewinsky I Need To Oral Now

  bravo....
• darkfuryex

  11 May 07, 00:38

  BATA - buy and throw away
  
  wait a min..does the one i post count?
  
  i dont think so..
  
  nvm ill just leave it
• BÃ¥seline

  11 May 07, 00:46

  PCC - Please Check Clear
• CKeer

  11 May 07, 00:51

  Originally posted by BÃ¥seline:

  PCC - Please Check Clear

  PCC = Play Chinese Chess.
  
  Cheers.
  CK
• Cool-gal

  11 May 07, 01:32

  
• Scania N113CRB luver

  11 May 07, 01:36

  Originally posted by Solid_Snake:

  Here are some funny acronyms I came across, pls add to the list if you come across any funny ones.
  
  Ph.D - Permanent Head Damage
  
  

  My friend told me another funny term of Ph.D . Ph.D. = Poly Halfway Dropout .
  
  SBST = Si Bei Suay Today
  
  AMK = Ang Moh Kia
  
  BAG = Bo Ang Gong ( means no tattoo)
  
  PCB (Phua Chu Beng) = Porn Cannot Buy
  
  SDRAM = See Dog Run Around Mata
  
  
• allentyb

  11 May 07, 01:39

  Originally posted by n0x:

  CLINTON
  
  Come Lewinsky I Need To Oral Now