Funny acronyms!!

• Scania N113CRB luver

  11 May 07, 02:03

  Compaq = Computer Over Manufactured , Product Ass Quality
  
  TOYOTA = Take Over Your Oldest Treasure Antique
  
  TAMIYA = Take And Make It Your Antique
  
  SMRT = Singapore Man Running Topless
  
  BISCUIT = Botak Is Cool , Cut Until Inches Thin
  
  SMART = Singapore Men Are Really Toot
  
  Volvo = Very Old Lady Very Obiang
  
  
• Scania N113CRB luver

  11 May 07, 02:07

  Originally posted by Solid_Snake:

  Here are somemore
  
  DHL - Deliver Halfway Lost
  
  

  Another delivery service company, UPS .
  
  Singaporean always complain UPS . Why? Up Prices Sucks .
  
  
  
  
• Trump_Card

  11 May 07, 02:13

  PAP: Pay And Pay
  WP:Why Pay?
  SDP:So Don't Pay!
• fallen_souL

  11 May 07, 03:46

  SALEM - Suck And Lick Every Man
• kentheman

  11 May 07, 06:09

  Originally posted by menoob:

  MARLBORO = Man Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only

  another version:
  
  Man Always Respect Ladies Because Of Romance Only
  
  den if u put MARLBORO the other way round (OROBLRAM), it becomes
  
  Only Romance On Bed Ladies Respect All Man
• sand king

  11 May 07, 06:57

  CC - Cover Cachin*
  BCC - Better Cover Cachin*
  
  *not to sure of the spelling LOL.
• ndmmxiaomayi

  11 May 07, 07:43

  Originally posted by sand king:

  CC - Cover Cachin*
  BCC - Better Cover Cachin*
  
  *not to sure of the spelling LOL.

  That Jack Neo movie?
• SpecOps87

  11 May 07, 07:52

  BOHICA=Bend Over Here It Comes Again
  SNAFU=Situation Normal All F*cked Up
  FH2FHO=Find Him, Fix Him F*ck Him Over
  
• ORIGAMIST

  11 May 07, 08:05

  SAINTS = Stupid and Idiotic Nothing To Say ...
• ORIGAMIST

  11 May 07, 08:07

  Before PSA is what it is today, it was known as Singapore Harbour Board ( SHB ).
  
  Then they say, SHB - Suck Human Blood. Now as PSA - Please Suck Again !
• ORIGAMIST

  11 May 07, 08:08

  PUB = Pay Until Broke
• Solid_Snake

  11 May 07, 09:57

  Wow c alot of intresting acronyms frm u guys. Hope u all have a great weekend. A few more
  
  MICROSOFT - Morons In Califronia Really Oughta Send Out Fixes Today
  PINTO - Put In Nickel To Operate
  CD ROM - Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
  MCA - Money Conquers All
  UMNO - U Must Not Object
  MBA - Mentality Below Average I like this
  PRO - Public Rubbing Object
  DIANA - Died In A Nasty Accident
  TOYOTA - The One You Ought To Avoid
  
  
• mancha

  11 May 07, 10:47

  Don't know who thought of this, but it is apt
  Mahathir = Make Anwar a Homosexual And Then Highlite It Repeatedly.
  
• elindra

  11 May 07, 10:49

  SAP = Slow & Painful / Slow & Problematic
• Solid_Snake

  11 May 07, 10:59

  Originally posted by mancha:

  Don't know who thought of this, but it is apt
  Mahathir = Make Anwar a Homosexual And Then Highlite It Repeatedly.
  

  
• Solid_Snake

  11 May 07, 11:00

  VOLVO - Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
• wisefool83

  11 May 07, 11:26

  SAF: Serve and F.u.c.koff
  MARINE: Muscles Are Required. Intelligence Not Essential
  
• mrsmall

  11 May 07, 11:32

  DBS - Damn Banking Service
• <Precious>

  11 May 07, 11:37

  I know of a few fahnee ones too:
  
  BATA = Buy And Throw Away
  
  FBI = FUcked By Indian
  
  
• Scania N113CRB luver

  11 May 07, 11:58

  Originally posted by :

  FBI = FUcked By Indian
  
  

  
• raymond_sianz

  11 May 07, 12:28

  RSAF = Round Short And Fat
  SAF = Screwed and Farked
• ORIGAMIST

  11 May 07, 12:31

  Originally posted by mrsmall:

  DBS - Damn Banking Service

  DBS = Damn Bloody Slow,
• ORIGAMIST

  11 May 07, 12:32

  Originally posted by ORIGAMIST:

  DBS = Damn Bloody Slow,

  This is true about their services that I experienced ...
• sand king

  11 May 07, 12:36

  Originally posted by ndmmxiaomayi:

  That Jack Neo movie?

  yea, but that was the only good joke out of the whole movie...
• Unidentified

  11 May 07, 12:39

  ERP - Everyday Rob People