be direct la.. just say u have stomachache and need mc
zz... why not be more direct.. see doctor den straight tell him i need a mc for today.
last time in ite, i dun even bother to get mc, just AWOL as long as i like.
i MIA until my classmates thought i quitted already.
Before see doc,(of cos registed 1st) glub down 1 can coke or rootbear. go rinse mouth. den go in, when doc use stectescope listen, can here "gro gro gro" sound.....
Sore-eye>Borrow some cigarette , take out the tabacco, put in water, den apply to eyes, will hv bruning feeling.But sure get MC.
Headache> say left rear side of ur head pain.den MUST abit twitch/skirum ur left eye.
Hypertension-Dun sleep the previous night,b4 see doc, dun some vigioursly exercise.
Foot rot.>Galic mashed wear wid shoe. den go see doc, take bout 2 hours tho....
Knee cap pain> say knee cap got clicking sound,jump pain when landing...its a sign of thinning cartilage.
Eat toothpaste, gurentte u later fever, but bad point is the side effect>2 days u no appitite cos all toothpaste smell watever u eat.
Blood in urine> say u yesterday accidently bang table.
Sleep disorder> make urself look hagged,hair messy/restless> go in, say night cannot sleep..how...very stress...
The point is> the mosr jia lat u look when doc see u in the state, he mostly will gv MC, cos IF, anything should happen to u after u leave his clinic(if he no gv MC,be it real or fake) they scare their rice bowl,cos the patient say > i go tis doc, he say i ok..but i fainted.It means they dignose wrong etc.
�@�@Hope it help.
Headache! 'Cause doctor can't really check.
tell doctor u lao sai last night say now oso pain 12am oso wake up lao sai how he know smell ur a55? or go polyclinic buy lor tell the doctor ai ya ai ya head pain ther pain leg pain later he say leg pain? chop off la come come go my room
use penknife stab your stomache... sure can get... long long long MC.
easy
go to private doc
hi, doc
i have a headache, i want mc
if he refuse then walkoff, no nid pay
say u last night doing school work then suddenly feel like cannot breathe -> anxiety attack.
go make ur own counterfeit MC.. seriously.. free flow.. FoC..
