Continue the story - Part 1
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But nobody wanna play chinese chess with him
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so he went for a midnite jog to relieve tat urge in him.
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and he say a sexay hot lady jogging at that time too
they went home and had hot fcuk -
drowned in his own stuff and died
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But god feels it's a waste to let him die, so he revived him..he woke up in a pool of his own "stuffs"..
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and started to lit another cig
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all the people all wish main character to die sia..only me keep reviving him..haha..so he lit another cig and went out for a walk..
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while strolling, he saw a notebook and pick it up .......
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He got bored, strip naked and walk naked.
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and lit another cig
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He walked past a fortune teller.
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Fortune teller tells him he'll eventually die of lung cancer if he keep smoking..Originally posted by Eternal-fire:He walked past a fortune teller. -
but he yet light another cig
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Then he tell the fortune teller "Fei hua, I dun need you to tell me I also know"
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fortune teller then cast a spell on him. he becomes super duper horny.
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Little did Darkie knew the fortune teller is actually stooky.
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He walked and smoked halfway then he realised: "Farker! That fortune-teller must have been Stooky! Tio cheated liao..nabei.."
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suddenly stooky transformed into an ipod nano
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So when darkie listens to the ipod nano, he keep hearing someone whispering in his ear: "Walao eh, don't smoke already la..unhealthy leh.."
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He was transformer!Originally posted by aiglosicicle:suddenly stooky transformed into an ipod nano -
then optimus prime shouted 'AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!!' then stookie grew a set of wheels and rolled into the bushes
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"Welcome to Singapore," Darkie told Optimus.
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Optimus was stunnedOriginally posted by Wreckers:"Welcome to Singapore," Darkie told Optimus. -
Darkie kicked him in the balls.Originally posted by gigabyte14:Optimus was stunned -
Darkie said: "Don't get stunned, it's okay..Want some cigarettes?"Originally posted by gigabyte14:Optimus was stunned