Gunshot heard in Tampines

• dibilo

  29 Jul 07, 13:53

  jokes forum
• Darkness_hacker99

  29 Jul 07, 14:30

  When did you evolve to banzie?
• Aaron8209

  29 Jul 07, 20:07

  
• fifteen

  29 Jul 07, 21:06

  woo. send to Russell Lee la.
• rocky_509

  29 Jul 07, 21:16

  The middle part of the story spoilt really the whole thing
  where snakes on the plane. But nice thought real gunshot.
• Unidentified

  29 Jul 07, 21:37

  how come not in headline
• FBI

  29 Jul 07, 21:53

  tmd why am i inside!
• chanjyj

  29 Jul 07, 22:08

  Originally posted by Agenda:
  Just now I went downstairs to buy breakfast but I also needed to go alter this new white jeans I bought yesterday but this white jeans hor.. is not trigger style de but is straight but more like bootcut so I need to go alter lor if not not very nice looking
  
  Then I only had $50 note in my wallet so I don't want spend so I go withdraw money when I took my $20 and wanted to go into the market a man with a carousel blocked my path then I said nb cb la..
  
  he say sorry boss then turn back to let me through.. damn, i felt so great then
  
  then suddenly i saw the most beautiful girl ever then i wanted to follow her to see where she going when suddenly 2 cops came out of nowhere, they were chasing a man about 1.7m tall, thin and wearing a cap.. i wanted to grab a hold of the man as he ran past in as i am a good citizen but also because i wanna impress the girl
  
  then i turn and grab the man but wow i grabbed the boobs of a filipino maid.. she suddenly screamed in some language alien to me then the fat cop fired at the fleeing man.. i don't why i shouted noooooooo!!! and tried to block the bullet but it still hit the man then by instinct i ran off then the 2 cops chased after me..
  
  i hijacked a cabbie on the roadside and force the driver off and he was like knnbccb la
  
  i drove to changi airport then took a disguise as a FBI agent then went on board.. i saw the most beautiful girl ever again then I decided to go talk to her and i found out that her name is Ashley.
  
  what a beautiful name
  
  then suddenly the plane went into turbulence and the oxygen masks came down and holy shit, there were snakes on the plane and this big cobra wanted to bite but with my ninja abilities i grabbed it and pulled it apart into 2
  
  then our pilot died and i volunteered to land the plane, the police decided that in my valour effort, will not charge me.. i asked ashley if i could see her again she said that she will call me.. then smiled at her while she turned away and got on a cab..
  
  then i thought, i never gave her my number!!!!
  
  F[b]UCK!![/b]

  You know, if you quote names in a story you write, there is a large possiblity that you are interested in that fella in real life, i.e. Ashley?
  
  And you must be living near me.. the round market
• Agenda

  29 Jul 07, 22:11

  Originally posted by chanjyj:

  You know, if you quote names in a story you write, there is a large possiblity that you are interested in that fella in real life, i.e. Ashley?
  
  And you must be living near me.. the round market

  sorry i don't know any girl by the name of ashley
  
  and yes, i was thinking of a girl when i wrote that, just that i don't know her name but i felt only ashley was a deserving name for a beautiful girl like her
  
  and secondly, my market is square market.. the round market is a good 10mins bus ride away
  
  
• jetabt767400

  29 Jul 07, 22:22

  Nice primary school standard story line.
  
  Content: 20/40
  Composition: 15/30
  Grammar and Language: 14/30
  
  Still fail by one mark, cause all ur knn and such, sorry, teacher also cannot help liao...
  Lols.
• ichi87

  29 Jul 07, 22:29

  erm... well.. wat should i comment??
  
  i haf no idea.. but thanks for wasting some of my time off
• club18

  29 Jul 07, 22:46

  banzie story alot nicer.
  
• tek_koh

  29 Jul 07, 22:48

  you got see how many views to this thread not?!
  
  wah lau eh
• Y_Shun

  29 Jul 07, 22:50

  wasted my time reading this topic
• Honeybunz

  29 Jul 07, 22:53

  Originally posted by club18:

  banzie story alot nicer.
  

  harnor. I also say.
• banzie

  29 Jul 07, 23:02

  kaoz....
  
  Nice job *clap*
• cApitaland

  29 Jul 07, 23:17

  Originally posted by popikachu:

  TMD i thought really got gunshot where....
  
  Well, banzie story nicer!

  x2. wen i read title abt de gunshot, i was thinkin shoot bird ah?!
• freedom4ever

  30 Jul 07, 01:56

  Originally posted by jetabt767400:

  Nice primary school standard story line.
  
  Content: 20/40
  Composition: 15/30
  Grammar and Language: 14/30
  
  Still fail by one mark, cause all ur knn and such, sorry, teacher also cannot help liao...
  Lols.

  Bullshit: Dist
• motoway

  30 Jul 07, 01:57

  
• Rejected

  30 Jul 07, 02:01

  
• motoway

  30 Jul 07, 02:07

  i tot his story also bu cuo?
• de_middle

  30 Jul 07, 08:54

  nice agenda
• Urroh

  30 Jul 07, 09:46

  And this got featured??
• jondizzle foshizzle

  30 Jul 07, 11:50

  lol i dont get it...a man with a CAROUSEL??? WTF??
• Dead_Man_Inc

  30 Jul 07, 12:40

  TS is si beh bo liao