Tell what would you do !!!??? Yummy and sexy!!!!

• Cool-gal

  31 Jul 07, 00:21

  Originally posted by banzie:

  ..... Wat the hack...!? You teaching me how to court a girl?>

  obviously isnt it?
  
• RaTtY8l

  31 Jul 07, 00:43

  actually tis story not bad not bad.
  keep up the good job...or let horny lucy keep up the good blowjob
  
  
• Andkel

  31 Jul 07, 01:20

  Dun know what to say to this!
  But I find it funny. Once a while read ok..but pls dun post this kind too often.
• tanjun

  31 Jul 07, 05:42

  Originally posted by banzie:

  No no ... not surf... it was pop up... you surf then kana pop up...
  
  Then after that the rest is caused by your kan chiong...

  lol. That was an excuse. U can disable pop-ups by installing some applications on the com that disable pop up. Besides, most coms inside companies will have set their levels of securities to a high level. So pop ups will not occur.
  
  
• banzie

  31 Jul 07, 10:03

  Originally posted by Cool-gal:

  obviously isnt it?
  

  Then can I court you the same way?
• shandower

  31 Jul 07, 10:16

  
  
  5/10 for effort.
• BadzMaro

  31 Jul 07, 10:35

  Well done banzie. A situation i will never want to be in based on the circumstances.
• t429

  31 Jul 07, 13:06

  You should just call the security in to secure your asset in the right place and her asset at her right place.
  
  Ask you to call, not use the phone cables to let her tie you up, okay?
• angel7030

  31 Jul 07, 13:11

  Originally posted by banzie:

  You ever had this problem hor... let say one day you in office leh... kaoz you know lor sitting opposite you is the ugliest girl and yet the horniest girl in the office leh... everyone called her horny lucy coz she is like 30+ yr old and still cranky and menopause... some people say she goes strip club one to see man naked... first time you come office she already started to haress you already...
  
  All the guys in the office tried to avoid her coz she always like to touch guy's butt... So one day you got to do research leh very very improtant lor.... if you don't do hor jialat jia lat lah this time... so you rush thru lunch and eventually everyone knock off liao.. you still haven finish.. you doing till like 6 lor... the office no one... of coz except for Horny Lucy... sitting right before you opposite you desk...
  
  Kaoz you want faster escape... she look at you you smile back out of manners lor.. then you doing leh surfing internet... suddenly a pop up... got porn. Basket why got this type of thing one!!!! arrrggghhh... nvm Close it... Now you close the pop up turn into 3... Arrrgghhh basket... Now you close it again... it popu up 10... somemore got sound one... " arrrgghhh yeaaaa moorreee" etc etc that kind lah...
  
  SUDDENLY horny lucy look up... and stare at you... with those kinda eyes like your neighbour's german sheperd like tat looking at your little pet cat xiao ai... wah liew... you very kan chiong liao... you suddenly try to turn off and stand up oops... spill the mineral water on yoru pants... kaoz you stood up... she saw it... what is more jialat is you no zip... you faster tries to zip up... instead the zip spoil and you button break out of gan chiongness... and your pants drop.
  
  What you gonna do!? The speaker still playing..." arraarrrr come come mooorrree"....

  A definite side effect of too much porn.
  
  Doctor!!!
• JRtheBEST™

  31 Jul 07, 20:56

  BANZIE rawks
• rathcycle

  31 Jul 07, 21:00

  Originally posted by banzie:

  Then can I court you the same way?

  buy her a SSS white.
• ispyyy

  31 Jul 07, 21:00

  have banzie been eating pills
  So high...
  
• bigmouthjoe

  31 Jul 07, 21:05

  
  
  Can't stop laughing at the story and the comments.
  Banzie you sicko!
• Aaron8209

  31 Jul 07, 21:08

  if she come near...tear her shirt!!!
• r0mE_27

  31 Jul 07, 21:10

  lol. cover the face, f*ck the base.
• xalkyrie

  31 Jul 07, 21:25

  are you on drugs?
• ichi87

  31 Jul 07, 22:16

  everything is the same in the place of darkness... just switch off the lights...
• popikachu

  31 Jul 07, 22:51

  Banzie~!
  
  nice story!!!
  
  But you story all always no ending de leh...
  
  haiz...