Funny Chinglish
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1. In a Beijing hotel lobby:
"The lift is being fixed for next day. During that time we regret that
you will be unbearable."
2. In a Shanghai hotel elevator:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."
3. In a Hangzhou hotel:
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
4. In a Jilin hotel:
"You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
5. In a Wuxi dry cleaner:
"Please drop your trousers here for best results."
6. Outside a Tianjin clothing shop:
"Order your summer suits quick. Because of big rush we will execute
customers in strict rotation."
7. In a Xian tailor shop:
"Ladies may have a fit upstairs."
8. In a Guilin hotel:
"Because of impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in
the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose."
9. An ad by Kunming dentist:
"Teeth extracted by the latest methodists."
10. In a Hangzhou zoo:
"Please do not feed animals. If you have suitable food give it to the
guard on duty."
11. In a Taiyuan bar:
"Special c o c k tails for the ladies with nuts."
12. In a Huashan temple:
"It is forbidden to enter a woman. Even a foreigner if dressed as a man." -
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and that is how they properous.
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dun laff lah
in a few years' time, the china ppl will be speaking much better english than u -
Then it will be their turn to laugh at us...Originally posted by FireIce:dun laff lah
in a few years' time, the china ppl will be speaking much better english than u -
3. In a Hangzhou hotel:
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
4. In a Jilin hotel:
"You are very invited to take advantage of the chambermaid." -
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use profound word when they don know the meaning for fack ?
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I saw this once in China.
'Please do not throw your rubbish away'. -
HOHOHOO!
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oredi have leh...Originally posted by FireIce:dun laff lah
in a few years' time, the china ppl will be speaking much better english than u
just that..there are soooo many pple but i dunno why they cannot find the right people to do better translations... -
I once even saw a picture of a signboard which write "Please litter here" above the rubbish bin... lolOriginally posted by cApitaland:I saw this once in China.
'Please do not throw your rubbish away'. -
You want funny chinglish? I have 3 pictures taken in Hainan Island, China..
This one is taken in our hotel's toilet..It says "Keep Our Environment"..But keep our environment WHAT?
Next up, "LOOKOUT KNOCKHEAD"..
The last one, and also the "BEST"!!! Taken at a beach there..If anyone can understand 100% of it, you can be english language professor liao..
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smoke firework bambo is yan hua bao zhu? direct translation!
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all direct translation.
if u do a direct translation back, u will noe wad it means.
nt only china has this problem, japan too....
our singlish better la, at least we is mix other language, well for dem, dey try to do perfect english but den, apparently it backfired..... -
But I seriously doubt anyone can understand it 100%..Originally posted by Hocklez:smoke firework bambo is yan hua bao zhu? direct translation!
I read like 20 times liao..I only 50% understand.. -
Laugh at the message, not at the people.
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but japan ppl engrand betterOriginally posted by hiphop2009:all direct translation.
if u do a direct translation back, u will noe wad it means.
nt only china has this problem, japan too....
our singlish better la, at least we is mix other language, well for dem, dey try to do perfect english but den, apparently it backfired..... -
nah, about the sameOriginally posted by unclebutcher:but japan ppl engrand better -
Most of these are fake, I've seen many variations of them.
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Mine confirm not fake..Mine is peektures..Originally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Most of these are fake, I've seen many variations of them. -
Japlish is indeed more chim. Took quite a while to understand.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air
conditioner: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in
your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot
heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
This Leipzig one still scratching my head.
In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA....man it's funny because they tried to make it sound professionalOriginally posted by googoomuck:From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo: When passenger of foot
heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first,
but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor. -
different place show different kind of sign boards with different types of translation mahOriginally posted by jondizzle foshizzle:Most of these are fake, I've seen many variations of them.